Jon Stewart on the Biden Pardon

[BioHawk]

Other son is dead, so we have no way to measure what his outcome might have been...

I think achieving the rank of Captain and commanding a ship is more than enough information to determine the type of man he was.

 

[sober_teacher]

So you honestly believe the charges against Hunter were political? Tax evasion that he admitted to? lying on a gun permit and charged by his own father's DOJ, really?

Did I say that?

On the other hand, if he weren’t Joe Bidens kid, this likely gets pled down and he does little or no jail time like a normal rich kid.

You get the irony tho right? For 4 years the right has screamed about the politicization of the DoJ…when it was pursuing legal action against the son of the president.

The part of this that absolutely was political was how the GOP kept trying to tie all of hunters wrongdoings to supposed criminal action by Joe Biden, and it blew up in their faces each time. Sometimes comically so.

 

[Bulldogs1974]

lol…how can you just say Trump-related transgressions are “far more” egregious than anything Hunter did? It’s not just Hunter, but other Biden family members that got paid for selling out to China and weakened our national security. I don’t see Trump doing such.

lol. WTF..... His son in law got 2 billion from SA and you want people to worry about a million or two from burisma....lol
Again, I'm all for hunter going to jail, just do the same for donald et al... You won't hear the same from R's. They will insist everything hunter did is true with little to no proof but when there are mountains of proof and court convictions to back it up: trump and co have done nothing wrong, they're out to get him... LOL

 

[noStemsnoSTICKS]

Here’s the thing dummies like the OP don’t get - we’re not happy about the pardon, we’re just laughing our asses off at the same people supporting the guy who just made a criminal he pardoned an ambassador.
You have ZERO room for criticism.

Spot on.

 

[Phenomenally Frantastic]

Why is it so hard for people to understand Joe Biden, his son, and their associates are criminals?

Why are some people completely in denial over this?

Is it the realization they are total hypocrites after all?

 

[BelemNole]

Why is it so hard for people to understand Trump, his sons, and their associates are CONVICTED criminals?

Why are some people completely in denial over this?

Is it the realization they are total hypocrites after all?

 

[Phenomenally Frantastic]

Joe Biden 40 years ago said, “You should not think that I’m not corrupt.”

In public.

On camera.

 

[jneffer]

Why is it so hard for people to understand Joe Biden, his son, and their associates are criminals?

Why are some people completely in denial over this?

Is it the realization they are total hypocrites after all?

there's that whole "showing it in court/getting a conviction" requirement (good news is you got it with hunter!)

i know this is particularly hard for you specifically to come to grips with but...conservative social media posts aren't actually proof (i know...take your time with this one...it'll be OK)

insistence from political rivals that something exists isn't actual proof

 

[Phenomenally Frantastic]

there's that whole "showing it in court/getting a conviction" requirement (good news is you got it with hunter!)

i know this is particularly hard for you specifically to come to grips with but...conservative social media posts aren't actually proof

insistence from political rivals that something exists isn't actual proof

Joe himself said he was corrupt 40 years ago, nothing changed.

 

[jneffer]

Joe himself said he was corrupt 40 years ago, nothing changed.

that's not the actual quote

took me 2 seconds to look it up

 

[sober_teacher]

that's not the actual quote

took me 2 seconds to look it up

PF got something wrong?

 

[noleclone2]

Other son is dead, so we have no way to measure what his outcome might have been...

Congrats douche canoe-you just got thrown on my bonfire of ignored deplorables. It had almost burned out and needed the kindling.

 

[jneffer]

PF got something wrong?

just to close the loop here...the quote is "i'm not sure you should assume i'm not corrupt"

which i would completely agree with...don't assume any politician is not corrupt

but if someone thinks that is someone admitting to being corrupt...well, that person should probably just stick to regurgitating other people's tweets

 

[BrunoMars420]

Here’s the thing dummies like the OP don’t get - we’re not happy about the pardon, we’re just laughing our asses off at the same people supporting the guy who just made a criminal he pardoned an ambassador.
You have ZERO room for criticism.

I know you have a weird fetish with hating on me because you’re jealous of my intelligence but I’m literally laughing with you in my post lol. I find it hilarious and fascinating the depths that people on here and other media platforms go to on this stuff. They get proven wrong or hypocritical then the spin zone that happens is fun to watch.

 

[Dr. Phil Seuss]

Anyone with a brain doesn't respect that. Hunter is a product of the way Joe raised him. He's a disgrace and a failure.

Nah. Blood is thicker than politics. The faux outrage is comical. You all know Trump would have done the same. All fhese scabs in politics would.

 

[Phenomenally Frantastic]

that's not the actual quote

took me 2 seconds to look it up

“The Lies of Joe Biden and his Lying Enablers

Joe Biden promised, emphatically, at least six times—all pre-election—that he would not pardon his son Hunter Biden.

His media lapdogs loudly resonated those boasts.
They claimed at the time Biden was a historic, Sir Thomas More-like protector of jurisprudence, morality, and our Constitution—sacrificing even his son on the altar of the “the rule of law”.

All again shameful lies.

These now disgraced talking heads have no more apologized than they did when they championed their “51 intelligence authorities” scam, who swore Hunter’s laptop was a product of Russian chicanery.

(No one has been more slavishly and obsequiously wrong about all the Biden pardon lies than the notorious Andrew Weissmann of the failed Mueller witch-hunt “dream team”.)

Anyone who knew the long, sordid history of Joe Biden (e.g., how he defamed the truck driver who was not culpable in his first wife’s fatal crash or was caught lying about his entire college career, and plagiarized his 1988 campaign speech), knew he was lying when he made these serial promises.

His letter excusing his pardon was worse than the lie itself.

Biden essentially pardoned himself by exempting all of Hunter's crimes since 2014, in which Hunter had enriched the Biden crime family cartel due to ‘the big guy’s’ opportune calls and appearances with foreign crooks.

Joe knew that only a silenced Hunter would save the Biden syndicate after January 20, 2025.

Certainly, he feared and remembered how reckless Hunter could be, even when “clean"—grifting donors as a "paintbrush in the mouth” artist to show his father-president that he was capable of bringing down the entire clan.

Biden also knew of Hunter's laptop bitter references to the “Big Guy" and Mr. “Ten-percent,” who grabbed Hunter’s grifted money and free stuff, but never appreciated Hunter’s dirty, bagman role that made them all rich.

Recall Hunter's own lawyers at one point threatened to call in President Joe Biden and embarrass him by putting him on the stand to testify in Hunter's tax cheating case—a threat that prompted a scared DOJ to craft its original sweetheart deal.

So, Biden was terrified of a loose-cannon, bigmouth Hunter.

After November 5, whether Joe or Harris won or lost the 2024 election, he was always going to pardon Hunter, who was always also a relapse away from bringing them all down.

Biden also continues to empower Trump (remember his earlier MAGA hat trick, his siding with Trump in Harris’s feud with Ron De Santis, his distraction hijack of Harris’s speech when he libeled half the country as “garbage”, etc.).

The result of his pardon is that we are talking now about the pardon and not the mad-dog effort to take down Kash Patel.

The sanctimonious “rule of law” and “expert class” arguments of the discredited Left used to attack Kash Patel, Tulsi Gabbard, and RFK, Jr. are now rendered a joke.

The fake 2024 leftwing polls, the nonexistent Harris “momentum”, the $2 billion squandered and unaudited Harris campaign and PAC money, and the ankle-biting blame game among Harris versus Biden apparatchiks have all discredited both the Left and the media.

And now Biden has hammered in the coffin nails. The Internet is awash in clips of almost every leftwing pundit once singing Biden’s praises for not pardoning his son—followed by either their silence or even more pathetic rationalizations of his pardon.

A final note.

Biden wrote that the IRS never seeks criminal charges against tax cheats who eventually pay up and claim addiction.

That too is yet another lie.

Claiming drug-crazed befuddlement has never been a legitimate exemption from tax fraud charges or jail time, especially when one is otherwise clear-headed enough at the time to earn well over an unreported $1 million a year.

Moreover, Hunter had already been excused from much earlier tax delinquency now beyond the statute of limitations.

Also tax-exempt was the entire Biden family. All of them apparently never paid full income taxes on their illicit and hidden incomes (remember the fake claim of “loan repayment” on Jim’s family syndicate disbursement check to Joe?).

And to pay some of his back taxes, Hunter had his attorney pay them as a “loan”—but apparently without a formal agreement, interest payments, or evidence Hunter ever paid him back, suggesting it was de facto a tax-free gift?

The Biden profits from selling out their country did not all go up Hunter’s nose or to his women.

Three generations of Bidens lived lifestyles impossible without foreign money income, predicated on Joe putting his own nation’s interest subservient to those of his foreign paymasters.

The schemes to hide Joe Biden’s long-standing dementia, the coup that nullified 14-million primary voters and crowned the Harris mediocrity, the lies to protect the Biden crime syndicate, and the final pardon will cement Joe Biden’s reputation not just as the most incompetent but also as the most corrupt and dishonest president in U.S. history.”

 

[jneffer]

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“The Lies of Joe Biden and his Lying Enablers

Joe Biden promised, emphatically, at least six times—all pre-election—that he would not pardon his son Hunter Biden.

His media lapdogs loudly resonated those boasts.
They claimed at the time Biden was a historic, Sir Thomas More-like protector of jurisprudence, morality, and our Constitution—sacrificing even his son on the altar of the “the rule of law”.

All again shameful lies.

These now disgraced talking heads have no more apologized than they did when they championed their “51 intelligence authorities” scam, who swore Hunter’s laptop was a product of Russian chicanery.

(No one has been more slavishly and obsequiously wrong about all the Biden pardon lies than the notorious Andrew Weissmann of the failed Mueller witch-hunt “dream team”.)

Anyone who knew the long, sordid history of Joe Biden (e.g., how he defamed the truck driver who was not culpable in his first wife’s fatal crash or was caught lying about his entire college career, and plagiarized his 1988 campaign speech), knew he was lying when he made these serial promises.

His letter excusing his pardon was worse than the lie itself.

Biden essentially pardoned himself by exempting all of Hunter's crimes since 2014, in which Hunter had enriched the Biden crime family cartel due to ‘the big guy’s’ opportune calls and appearances with foreign crooks.

Joe knew that only a silenced Hunter would save the Biden syndicate after January 20, 2025.

Certainly, he feared and remembered how reckless Hunter could be, even when “clean"—grifting donors as a "paintbrush in the mouth” artist to show his father-president that he was capable of bringing down the entire clan.

Biden also knew of Hunter's laptop bitter references to the “Big Guy" and Mr. “Ten-percent,” who grabbed Hunter’s grifted money and free stuff, but never appreciated Hunter’s dirty, bagman role that made them all rich.

Recall Hunter's own lawyers at one point threatened to call in President Joe Biden and embarrass him by putting him on the stand to testify in Hunter's tax cheating case—a threat that prompted a scared DOJ to craft its original sweetheart deal.

So, Biden was terrified of a loose-cannon, bigmouth Hunter.

After November 5, whether Joe or Harris won or lost the 2024 election, he was always going to pardon Hunter, who was always also a relapse away from bringing them all down.

Biden also continues to empower Trump (remember his earlier MAGA hat trick, his siding with Trump in Harris’s feud with Ron De Santis, his distraction hijack of Harris’s speech when he libeled half the country as “garbage”, etc.).

The result of his pardon is that we are talking now about the pardon and not the mad-dog effort to take down Kash Patel.

The sanctimonious “rule of law” and “expert class” arguments of the discredited Left used to attack Kash Patel, Tulsi Gabbard, and RFK, Jr. are now rendered a joke.

The fake 2024 leftwing polls, the nonexistent Harris “momentum”, the $2 billion squandered and unaudited Harris campaign and PAC money, and the ankle-biting blame game among Harris versus Biden apparatchiks have all discredited both the Left and the media.

And now Biden has hammered in the coffin nails. The Internet is awash in clips of almost every leftwing pundit once singing Biden’s praises for not pardoning his son—followed by either their silence or even more pathetic rationalizations of his pardon.

A final note.

Biden wrote that the IRS never seeks criminal charges against tax cheats who eventually pay up and claim addiction.

That too is yet another lie.

Claiming drug-crazed befuddlement has never been a legitimate exemption from tax fraud charges or jail time, especially when one is otherwise clear-headed enough at the time to earn well over an unreported $1 million a year.

Moreover, Hunter had already been excused from much earlier tax delinquency now beyond the statute of limitations.

Also tax-exempt was the entire Biden family. All of them apparently never paid full income taxes on their illicit and hidden incomes (remember the fake claim of “loan repayment” on Jim’s family syndicate disbursement check to Joe?).

And to pay some of his back taxes, Hunter had his attorney pay them as a “loan”—but apparently without a formal agreement, interest payments, or evidence Hunter ever paid him back, suggesting it was de facto a tax-free gift?

The Biden profits from selling out their country did not all go up Hunter’s nose or to his women.

Three generations of Bidens lived lifestyles impossible without foreign money income, predicated on Joe putting his own nation’s interest subservient to those of his foreign paymasters.

The schemes to hide Joe Biden’s long-standing dementia, the coup that nullified 14-million primary voters and crowned the Harris mediocrity, the lies to protect the Biden crime syndicate, and the final pardon will cement Joe Biden’s reputation not just as the most incompetent but also as the most corrupt and dishonest president in U.S. history.”

you replying with what i think is the longest tweet i've ever seen (that other than being just generally anti-biden doesn't actually address the topic) is a perfect response from you

bravo

 

[SI_NYC]

Having the pardon extend back 11 years is so comically corrupt I’m glad that people
Like John see through the bullshit

He did it because Trump has stated repeatedly that he was going to go after Biden and all political enemies if elected. I don't believe Biden pardons Hunter if Harris would have won. Now, the question remains, will he also pardon the likes of Fauci and others Trump has it out for?

 

[ericram]

So how do explain his other son? The one that became a Captain in the Navy? He was just lucky then? Or maybe kids make their own decisions.

You do know the other son died of cancer right?

 

[Finance85]

So how do explain his other son? The one that became a Captain in the Navy? He was just lucky then? Or maybe kids make their own decisions.

You really think all children are treated the same in every family?

 

[BelemNole]

I know you have a weird fetish with hating on me because you’re jealous of my intelligence but I’m literally laughing with you in my post lol. I find it hilarious and fascinating the depths that people on here and other media platforms go to on this stuff. They get proven wrong or hypocritical then the spin zone that happens is fun to watch.

Don't you have to have something before others can be jealous of said thing?

 

[BioHawk]

You really think all children are treated the same in every family?

I have no idea how they were treated. You are making some pretty gigantic assumptions then.

 

[BioHawk]

You do know the other son died of cancer right?

Yeah. What's your point?

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Here’s the thing dummies like the OP don’t get - we’re not happy about the pardon, we’re just laughing our asses off at the same people supporting the guy who just made a criminal he pardoned an ambassador.
You have ZERO room for criticism.

So you’re saying, “Once again, Faulty is right. Biden IS just like Trump and is guilty of pretty much all of the same detestable shit the left swears he doesn’t do.”

 

[BelemNole]

So you’re saying, “Once again, Faulty is right. Biden IS just like Trump and is guilty of pretty much all of the same detestable shit the left swears he doesn’t do.”

The day I say something as stupid as that please kill me.

 

[Finance85]

Did I say that?

On the other hand, if he weren’t Joe Bidens kid, this likely gets pled down and he does little or no jail time like a normal rich kid.

You get the irony tho right? For 4 years the right has screamed about the politicization of the DoJ…when it was pursuing legal action against the son of the president.

The part of this that absolutely was political was how the GOP kept trying to tie all of hunters wrongdoings to supposed criminal action by Joe Biden, and it blew up in their faces each time. Sometimes comically so.

I assume for your post that references to the Big Guy were just invented by Hunter and Joe's brother to throw off any investigation into the money laundering. Well, that, and the 2 dozen shell companies...

 

[luvmyhawks]

Nah. Blood is thicker than politics. The faux outrage is comical. You all know Trump would have done the same. All fhese scabs in politics would.

I can't believe we have had 16 threads on this. Why do people care or act surprised by this? If my kids did some dumb shit and I could pardon their asses out of jail, I would do it in a New York second and not give a single **** what anyone thinks about it. So would just about every single one of the loudest morons out there on this subject.

 

[HawkMachine]

Hopefully the left can finally admit that their side is just as corrupt as the other.

9/10 both sides can go phuck themselves.

Neither truly care about the people, they just care about the power and money they get.

 

[MikeyHawk]

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“The Lies of Joe Biden and his Lying Enablers

Joe Biden promised, emphatically, at least six times—all pre-election—that he would not pardon his son Hunter Biden.

His media lapdogs loudly resonated those boasts.
They claimed at the time Biden was a historic, Sir Thomas More-like protector of jurisprudence, morality, and our Constitution—sacrificing even his son on the altar of the “the rule of law”.

All again shameful lies.

These now disgraced talking heads have no more apologized than they did when they championed their “51 intelligence authorities” scam, who swore Hunter’s laptop was a product of Russian chicanery.

(No one has been more slavishly and obsequiously wrong about all the Biden pardon lies than the notorious Andrew Weissmann of the failed Mueller witch-hunt “dream team”.)

Anyone who knew the long, sordid history of Joe Biden (e.g., how he defamed the truck driver who was not culpable in his first wife’s fatal crash or was caught lying about his entire college career, and plagiarized his 1988 campaign speech), knew he was lying when he made these serial promises.

His letter excusing his pardon was worse than the lie itself.

Biden essentially pardoned himself by exempting all of Hunter's crimes since 2014, in which Hunter had enriched the Biden crime family cartel due to ‘the big guy’s’ opportune calls and appearances with foreign crooks.

Joe knew that only a silenced Hunter would save the Biden syndicate after January 20, 2025.

Certainly, he feared and remembered how reckless Hunter could be, even when “clean"—grifting donors as a "paintbrush in the mouth” artist to show his father-president that he was capable of bringing down the entire clan.

Biden also knew of Hunter's laptop bitter references to the “Big Guy" and Mr. “Ten-percent,” who grabbed Hunter’s grifted money and free stuff, but never appreciated Hunter’s dirty, bagman role that made them all rich.

Recall Hunter's own lawyers at one point threatened to call in President Joe Biden and embarrass him by putting him on the stand to testify in Hunter's tax cheating case—a threat that prompted a scared DOJ to craft its original sweetheart deal.

So, Biden was terrified of a loose-cannon, bigmouth Hunter.

After November 5, whether Joe or Harris won or lost the 2024 election, he was always going to pardon Hunter, who was always also a relapse away from bringing them all down.

Biden also continues to empower Trump (remember his earlier MAGA hat trick, his siding with Trump in Harris’s feud with Ron De Santis, his distraction hijack of Harris’s speech when he libeled half the country as “garbage”, etc.).

The result of his pardon is that we are talking now about the pardon and not the mad-dog effort to take down Kash Patel.

The sanctimonious “rule of law” and “expert class” arguments of the discredited Left used to attack Kash Patel, Tulsi Gabbard, and RFK, Jr. are now rendered a joke.

The fake 2024 leftwing polls, the nonexistent Harris “momentum”, the $2 billion squandered and unaudited Harris campaign and PAC money, and the ankle-biting blame game among Harris versus Biden apparatchiks have all discredited both the Left and the media.

And now Biden has hammered in the coffin nails. The Internet is awash in clips of almost every leftwing pundit once singing Biden’s praises for not pardoning his son—followed by either their silence or even more pathetic rationalizations of his pardon.

A final note.

Biden wrote that the IRS never seeks criminal charges against tax cheats who eventually pay up and claim addiction.

That too is yet another lie.

Claiming drug-crazed befuddlement has never been a legitimate exemption from tax fraud charges or jail time, especially when one is otherwise clear-headed enough at the time to earn well over an unreported $1 million a year.

Moreover, Hunter had already been excused from much earlier tax delinquency now beyond the statute of limitations.

Also tax-exempt was the entire Biden family. All of them apparently never paid full income taxes on their illicit and hidden incomes (remember the fake claim of “loan repayment” on Jim’s family syndicate disbursement check to Joe?).

And to pay some of his back taxes, Hunter had his attorney pay them as a “loan”—but apparently without a formal agreement, interest payments, or evidence Hunter ever paid him back, suggesting it was de facto a tax-free gift?

The Biden profits from selling out their country did not all go up Hunter’s nose or to his women.

Three generations of Bidens lived lifestyles impossible without foreign money income, predicated on Joe putting his own nation’s interest subservient to those of his foreign paymasters.

The schemes to hide Joe Biden’s long-standing dementia, the coup that nullified 14-million primary voters and crowned the Harris mediocrity, the lies to protect the Biden crime syndicate, and the final pardon will cement Joe Biden’s reputation not just as the most incompetent but also as the most corrupt and dishonest president in U.S. history.”

Shows how much they praised Biden when he was lying about not pardoning Biden. Great sweeping generalizations. Almost like it was orchestrated and the MSM will do what is needed to help Biden and the Democrats.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Reading this thread: I felt like I was watching a transcript of arguing 8 year olds catching up.

 

[ericram]

Yeah. What's your point?

Oh I see you were just being an ****h***

 

[Colonoscopy]

I never supported the pardon.

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Spot on once again. Its so funny that this board acts the same to the MSM when it comes to politics lolz

Both bad, but Kash Patel as director of the FBI is a much greater threat to the American public than a pardoned Hunter Biden is.

Everyone should be much more worried about Patel.

 

[noleclone2]

Oh I see you were just being an ****h***

I think you completely misunderstood him or are getting him confused with other douche bag posters. He was pointing out what a good and honorable man Beau Biden was with his comments to counter the asinine argument that Hunter’s failings as an adult are all due to Joe Biden somehow being an awful person. So your cancer comment was weird and directed at wrong person. The twat waffle @Rifler I think is the one you should be calling an ahole.