Just landed at SFO

[LuciousBDragon]

First thing I did = Buy a large iced coffee with a paper straw in a giant-ass plastic cup.

Second thing I did = Pay 11.25% tax for said commie picker-upper small fraction recyclable container full of beverage.

Will report what’s next.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

UPDATE - almost done with beverage however straw has gone limp and cannot suck out the bottom. I imagine HROT has lots of advice for this exact scenario, amirite???

 

[NDallasRuss]

UPDATE - almost done with beverage however straw has gone limp and cannot suck out the bottom. I imagine HROT has lots of advice for this exact scenario, amirite???

Couldn't you flip the straw around so the firm bit is now at the bottom allowing for the required suction?

 

[NoleATL]

First thing I did = Buy a large iced coffee with a paper straw in a giant-ass plastic cup.

Second thing I did = Pay 11.25% tax for said commie picker-upper small fraction recyclable container full of beverage.

Will report what’s next.

Don't drop the soap.

 

[JohnBasedow]

Really riveting stuff. Also very beta to drink iced coffee out of a straw.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Paper straws are by far the worst thing Liberals have ever done.

 

[IowaHawkeyeFBnBB4Life]

First thing I did = Buy a large iced coffee with a paper straw in a giant-ass plastic cup.

Second thing I did = Pay 11.25% tax for said commie picker-upper small fraction recyclable container full of beverage.

Will report what’s next.

Paper straws suck, they get soggy.

 

[mnole03]

I’ll just assume you’ve been murdered by the homeless scourge.

 

[BelemNole]

This is almost as fascinating as one of Trads motel threads.

 

[hawkbirch]

This is almost as fascinating as one of Trads motel threads.

It would help to know if this trip was for business or pleasure.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

Couldn't you flip the straw around so the firm bit is now at the bottom allowing for the required suction?

Tried it. Let’s just say there is no more whiz left in the cheese...

 

[Rudolph]

First thing I did = Buy a large iced coffee with a paper straw in a giant-ass plastic cup.

Second thing I did = Pay 11.25% tax for said commie picker-upper small fraction recyclable container full of beverage.

Will report what’s next.

Who the fück drinks iced coffee from a straw? Seriously, I do not understand straw usage. If it's not a damn smoothie, drink like a goddamned adult.

 

[hawkland14]

Who the fück drinks iced coffee from a straw? Seriously, I do not understand straw usage. If it's not a damn smoothie, drink like a goddamned adult.

Who are you to tell someone how to drink their beverage of choice. Very odd thing to get worked up about.

 

[wilson reborn]

Who the fück drinks iced coffee from a straw? Seriously, I do not understand straw usage. If it's not a damn smoothie, drink like a goddamned adult.

Sip, don’t suck.

 

[luvmyhawks]

Who are you to tell someone how to drink their beverage of choice. Very odd thing to get worked up about.

you must be new here.

 

[Fijimn]

The Midwest obsession with all things California is very strange.

 

[3 and Out on D]

First thing I did = Buy a large iced coffee with a paper straw in a giant-ass plastic cup.

Second thing I did = Pay 11.25% tax for said commie picker-upper small fraction recyclable container full of beverage.

Will report what’s next.

Heading to the Tenderloin district?

 

[dgordo]

The Midwest obsession with all things California, Chicago, New York and Massachusetts is very strange.

fify

 

[timinatoria]

Try not to step in any bum shit.

 

[BlackNGoldBleeder]

Paper straws suck, they get soggy.

A straw that sucks. Interesting.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

UPDATE - BART system is down south of downtown. PG& E May shut off power to parts of the east Bay Area tonight.

 

[naturalmwa]

UPDATE - almost done with beverage however straw has gone limp and cannot suck out the bottom. I imagine HROT has lots of advice for this exact scenario, amirite???

I am so biting my tongue.

 

[timinatoria]

I am so biting my tongue.

Why start now? lol

 

[Kozisek]

Second thing I did = Pay 11.25% tax for said commie picker-upper small fraction recyclable container full of beverage.

That’s just airports in general. I paid $10 for a 16oz canned beer in the Charolette airport on Sunday. The markups are always crazy at airports.

 

[jasonrann]

Really riveting stuff. Also very beta to drink iced coffee out of a straw.

This. Good lord.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

Latest experience is that the local news is reporting they will open up pop up tents in the city of San Francisco for “drug coming down centers.”

Also, sitting next to 62 yr old slag at the bar who admits she hasn’t had any for ten years.

 

[TheCainer]

First thing I did = Buy a large iced coffee with a paper straw in a giant-ass plastic cup.

Second thing I did = Pay 11.25% tax for said commie picker-upper small fraction recyclable container full of beverage.

Will report what’s next.

The first thing I did MANY years ago when I landed at SFO, for the first time, was to take a dump in the nearest restroom.

I simply wanted to be able to say that I left my fart in San Francisco.

 

[cidhawkeye]

How is the canned water?

 

[timinatoria]

Also, sitting next to 62 yr old slag at the bar who admits she hasn’t had any for ten years.

Dude...she's dropping a major hint here! Go for it!

 

[BubsFinn]

The first thing I did MANY years ago when I landed at SFO, for the first time, was to take a dump in the nearest restroom.

I simply wanted to be able to say that I left my fart in San Francisco.

These days you don't even have to wait until you find the nearest restroom. Just take that dump wherever the urge strikes.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

UPDATE - Back at SFO and I kid you not, the airport drop off curb has music playing. It is a rap version of the ABC ‘s song.

Can this town do anything partially normal?

 

[Rudolph]

^ Derp.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

^ Derp.

Derp is right, headline on the five o’clock news now is more rolling blackouts throughout south and east bay areas. Not in Kansas anymore Toto.

 

[Rudolph]

^ Derp.

 

[Speedway1]

Paper straws are by far the worst thing Liberals have ever done.

The florescent light bulbs are close.