Why would anyone eat KFC?The ISU mascot better watch out.
The colonel puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly.Why would anyone eat KFC?
Gotta be something in Ames to eat that's Finger Lickin Good!Why would anyone eat KFC?
Gonna be a bunch more sloppy diarrhea in the Ames sewer system. Would hate for any of that taint juice to taint that Ames water.Sign of the times? ISU women losing too much weight?