Kwood's back
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Kwood-
Good to see you back.
The party can start now.
Read your email for further clarification.
Go Hawks!
Vall
I think Kwood has a chance to really grow and develop this year. Looking for him to raise his level.
Can he make 141?I think Kwood has a chance to really grow and develop this year. Looking for him to raise his level.
Rumor was he looks overweight with all the fine living!He needs to bulk up so we can get him in at 57 or 65.
I wrestled 138 in HS. so 141 would not be any problem at all.Can he make 141?
Of course that was back in 1965........only half a Century ago ....
Where is that damn time machine when I really want it???
Oops forgot....Mrs. Kwood keeps using it to go back in time to when she was looking Reallllyyy FIIIINE. Works great on her so I don't complain about the overuse.
He needs to bulk up so we can get him in at 57 or 65.
Couple of workouts with TnT's boys and I'll be down at 157 no trouble
About 5 minutes in the bathroom and I've got 165 good to go....
Now....just got to make sure I don't get the Singlet on backwards like one of our fellas did couple years back.
Sorry it took so long getting back again this year guys.....but something happened to me that I had absolutely NO control over.
You see...............
I was ABDUCTED
Yesireebob. The "Greys"
got me again. Dang it they sure are sneaky.
I was going to try an arm drag and then a headlock on'em, but they got such short arms and pointy heads I prolly didn't have a chance.
Anyways when they shine that light in your eyes..............you just wake up about 6-7 months later not knowing what happened.
Luckily I've only got a few of the usual side effects from abduction.
Normal ones, you know..... like memory loss, time distortion, inability to keep the wife happy, deep distrust of anyone who posts with more than one screen name, urgent need to send money to GG121AND2. Typical side effects.
Mrs. Kwood wan't really thrilled when they brought me back. She had a great alibi when the bill collectors, Lawyers, Parole Officer and the Sheriff would call all the time. She would just tell them that the "Aliens" took him. Dead silence on the other end of the phone. Try it you'll like it. Works every time.
Kinda worried about the Lawyers though. They'd usually say "Yea, we saw him on the list, but just wanted to confirm it". Don't spose them Lawyers and Aliens are hooked up together somehow.
I always figured about half the Politicians were from another Planet, but never suspected Lawyers.
Anyways.....glad to be back. Hope I didn't miss much.
OBTW......what weight is Slaton at this year? Figured he's in Grad school and probably his last year of eligibility. Guessing he's at 197 or 220 by now. Right???
You see...............
I was ABDUCTED
Yesireebob. The "Greys"
got me again. Dang it they sure are sneaky.I was going to try an arm drag and then a headlock on'em, but they got such short arms and pointy heads I prolly didn't have a chance.
Anyways when they shine that light in your eyes..............you just wake up about 6-7 months later not knowing what happened.
Luckily I've only got a few of the usual side effects from abduction.
Normal ones, you know..... like memory loss, time distortion, inability to keep the wife happy, deep distrust of anyone who posts with more than one screen name, urgent need to send money to GG121AND2. Typical side effects.
Mrs. Kwood wan't really thrilled when they brought me back. She had a great alibi when the bill collectors, Lawyers, Parole Officer and the Sheriff would call all the time. She would just tell them that the "Aliens" took him. Dead silence on the other end of the phone. Try it you'll like it. Works every time.
Kinda worried about the Lawyers though. They'd usually say "Yea, we saw him on the list, but just wanted to confirm it". Don't spose them Lawyers and Aliens are hooked up together somehow.
I always figured about half the Politicians were from another Planet, but never suspected Lawyers.
Anyways.....glad to be back. Hope I didn't miss much.
OBTW......what weight is Slaton at this year? Figured he's in Grad school and probably his last year of eligibility. Guessing he's at 197 or 220 by now. Right???
Kwood-
You forgot the best part, when Goose and I rescued you.
I feel the need, the need for speed.
(I don't suppose this is going to go on for 6 more pages?)
Kwood-
You forgot the best part, when Goose and I rescued you.
I feel the need, the need for speed.
(I don't suppose this is going to go on for 6 more pages?)
I mentioned Slaton.........so it could. Usually works.
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