No, there is no climate change. The orange man's MAGA cult says so. End of story. Or end of civilization. Both, I guess.
DT will be the hero though by annexing Canada, invading Greenland and the Panama Canal, ending the National Weather Service, deporting millions, and renaming the Gulf of Mexico after himself. After all, he did discover it . . . on a fourth-grader's map the other day.
Scientists--those quacks--having been warning of climate change and the water crisis for at least half a century. But Ronnie Reagan, George HW Bush, George W. Bush, and the MAGA man did nothing. And here we are. But probably not for much longer.