Lactation Bars?

[NoleATL]

Which one of you gross mo-fos would partake? In Kansas City I worked with someone who would talk about liking that... looks like you can get it straight from the source for $33 usd or $13 USD from a shot glass if you're a cheap bastid...

Tokyo Serves up Lactation Bars​

Your eyes have not deceived you! That title does, indeed say what you think it does. Falling straight into the “only in Japan” category, Lactation Bars, which very much sound like something straight out of the latest Mad Max movie, is a new trend gaining popularity in the adult nightlife districts of Tokyo.

Yep, whence else would a story like that originate? Apparently, real breast milk is the latest craze coming out of the Mecca of “Omoshiroi”. I’m not sure if the price of (cow) Milk has jumped up so significantly that milk lovers were left high and dry and thus turned towards breast milk to feed their lactatious appetites, or if it’s just udderly delicious, the fact these rather “interesting” Bars have sprung up in the real world still remains. To quote a recent (entertainment) phenomenon in Japan:

“WHY, JAPANESE PEOPLE, WHY?”
-ATSUGIRI JASON

While drinking Breast Milk is not that uncommon in certain countries, Japan was never on that relatively short list (including Mongolia and China), until now. Granted, Breast Milk does provide all the basic vitamins and nutrients a baby (small, or large alike) needs, the concept of having nursing mothers filling shot glasses with breast milk in front of your eyes is a very special “novelty,” to put it carefully.

Tokyo Serves up Lactation Bars - Japan Daily

Your eyes have not deceived you! That title does, indeed say what you think it does. Falling straight into the "only in Japan" category, Lactation Bars,

japandaily.jp

 

[jawatkins]

You can’t see pubic hair in porn but you can pay to suck on a titty in public for sustenance. Just Japan things. Old Boeb-le head should take note.

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

It’s yummy! Warm and sweet, as opposed to warm and salty.

 

[jawatkins]

It’s yummy! Warm and sweet, as opposed to warm and salty.

Where are you getting your warm and salty? Maybe I don’t want to know..,

 

[mnole03]

 

[stickman80]

Something doesn't add up. Japanese women have tiny bewbs....

Realistically, how many customers can they serve in a night?

 

[ping72]

I don’t get why cow breast milk is good and human breast milk is bad.

 

[ping72]

Something doesn't add up. Japanese women have tiny bewbs....

Realistically, how many customers can they serve in a night?

Trying to decide if this is a bad attempt at a joke, or if you really think the size of breasts affects quantity of milk.

 

[jawatkins]

I don’t get why cow breast milk is good and human breast milk is bad.

It’s just conditioning, but I also don’t take it straight from the cow.

 

[ihawk in FWB]

I think I'll be doing to scientific research on this after my wife goes to bed later.

 

[jasonrann]

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

I think I'll be doing to scientific research on this after my wife goes to bed later.

Won't that wake her up?

 

[ihawk in FWB]

Won't that wake her up?

I know how to be quiet.

 

[GOHOX69]

Hort never seems to amaze me and make me want to throw up. Jesus.

 

[QChawks]

 

[pink shizzle]

 

[mnole03]

Something doesn't add up. Japanese women have tiny bewbs....

Do you even JAV, bro?

 

[ping72]

 

[HawkBall23]

You guys like tiddy bars, right? But you balk at tiddy milk bars??

Being Japan, you can likely get it straight from the jugs!

 

[SeaPA]

When my first born was a few months old and still breastfeeding, I took him with me to Hooters one afternoon. His eyes lit up, he thought he was at an AYCA buffet.

 

[mustang_hawk]

Which one of you gross mo-fos would partake? In Kansas City I worked with someone who would talk about liking that... looks like you can get it straight from the source for $33 usd or $13 USD from a shot glass if you're a cheap bastid...

Tokyo Serves up Lactation Bars​

Your eyes have not deceived you! That title does, indeed say what you think it does. Falling straight into the “only in Japan” category, Lactation Bars, which very much sound like something straight out of the latest Mad Max movie, is a new trend gaining popularity in the adult nightlife districts of Tokyo.

Yep, whence else would a story like that originate? Apparently, real breast milk is the latest craze coming out of the Mecca of “Omoshiroi”. I’m not sure if the price of (cow) Milk has jumped up so significantly that milk lovers were left high and dry and thus turned towards breast milk to feed their lactatious appetites, or if it’s just udderly delicious, the fact these rather “interesting” Bars have sprung up in the real world still remains. To quote a recent (entertainment) phenomenon in Japan:


While drinking Breast Milk is not that uncommon in certain countries, Japan was never on that relatively short list (including Mongolia and China), until now. Granted, Breast Milk does provide all the basic vitamins and nutrients a baby (small, or large alike) needs, the concept of having nursing mothers filling shot glasses with breast milk in front of your eyes is a very special “novelty,” to put it carefully.

Tokyo Serves up Lactation Bars - Japan Daily

Your eyes have not deceived you! That title does, indeed say what you think it does. Falling straight into the "only in Japan" category, Lactation Bars,

japandaily.jp

Damn, that must hurt like hell when they pasteurize it.