Hi Sir, I have this rock I found in my grandma's attic.
Uh....I believe that's the Hope Diamond, but let me get my buddy who's an expert on Hope Diamonds.
Hi Rick, what's up?
I think this guy just brought in the Hope Diamond.
Let me take a look. Well, you can see here that it is a giant fugging blue diamond. Let's test it. Skrreeeeeeeee!!!!. Yep, that's a daimond.
So what are you saying?
It looks like this guy found the Hope Diamond in his grandma's attic.
So what's something like this worth?
Well, we all know that diamonds are a scam right? But people say the value of this one is between 200-350 million dollars at auction.
Ok, thanks!
So guy, what do you want to do with this?
I want to sell it!
And what are you looking to get out of it?
I want $350 million!!
Well, that's what he said the top value at auction is. I'm not an auction house. And I got costs, like feeding my dad and chumlee. So the best I can offer you is $500k.
What?? You heard him, it's worth 10 times that much!!!!
Yeah, but I mean, it's not even new.
How about $250 million?
The best I can do is $650k cash. Right now. Cash money. In hundreds.
Well.....................................thanks, but I think I'm just going to put it on the mantle and show it off to friends.
That's cool, thanks for bringing it in.