Lets talk penises - would you rather?

[millah_22]

Would you rather have a long ugly dick, or a short beautiful wang?

 

[JMNSHO]

Seems like more of a question for OP’s mom.

 

[Fan In Black]

soft or boned for those measures?

 

[Scott559]

O.P. Thanks for making this a no pics thread.

 

[hydro2.0]

Depends? If it’s going in my ass give me the large and in charge daddy

 

[torbee]

 

[Bonerfarts]

Monster cock over pristine cock any day.

 

[BonzoFury]

rock bottom has been achieved.

 

[goldmom]

O.P. Thanks for making this a no pics thread.

Dammit.

 

[goldmom]

Depends? If it’s going in my ass give me the large and in charge daddy

See? I think we need an openly gay pee pee fan boy as the ultimate judge.

 

[Greenway4Prez]

I would rather know what the women prefer first.

 

[TJ8869]

To be perfectly honest, at my age I wouldn’t
mind having a penis that’s only five inches long. Having 10 inches was kind of fun when I was young. But at this point in my life the weight and magnitude is frankly a little more cumbersome than it’s worth.

 

[goldmom]

I would rather know what the women prefer first.

I don’t speak for all of womanhood but to use the very old saying it’s not the size of the rabbit, it’s the magic of the magician.

 

[McLovin32]

 

[drew_hawk]

I would rather know what the women prefer first.

 

[goldmom]

To be perfectly honest, at my age I wouldn’t
mind having a penis that’s only five inches long. Having 10 inches was kind of fun when I was young. But at this point in my life the weight and magnitude is frankly a little more cumbersome than it’s worth.

So they should make a Depends just for men with large penises?
Wanna bet that would mean it’s a HUGE hit?

 

[millah_22]

Dammit.

10 inches

 

[hydro2.0]

I don’t speak for all of womanhood but to use the very old saying it’s not the size of the rabbit, it’s the magic of the magician.

You know how I know you’re old?

Cause literally no one has ever heard that

 

[TJ8869]

I don’t speak for all of womanhood but to use the very old saying it’s not the size of the rabbit, it’s the magic of the magician.

 

[Rifler]

 

[TJ8869]

So they should make a Depends just for men with large penises?
Wanna bet that would mean it’s a HUGE hit?

I’m old but I’m not ready for diapers just yet.

 

[goldmom]

You know how I know you’re old?

Cause literally no one has ever heard that

Check in here if you don’t care…

 

[Huey Grey]

Small beautiful penis. Nobody wants to go down on a tumor.

 

[Bro D]

I don’t speak for all of womanhood but to use the very old saying it’s not the size of the rabbit, it’s the magic of the magician.

The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat, provided that the maxis of the axis, and the gravity of the cavity, remain constant.

 

[Bro D]

Also I'd rather have the giant freak cock

 

[goldmom]

The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat, provided that the maxis of the axis, and the gravity of the cavity, remain constant.

You forgot no hot dog should go down a hallway but this is still a solid B+.

 

[Ferentz_Fan]

Depends if the ladies are ok with squeezing it in soft and listening to their back crack.

 

[McLovin32]

The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat, provided that the maxis of the axis, and the gravity of the cavity, remain constant.

This reminded me of the South Park episode when Randy explains how to get the overall calculation of your penis.

 

[Moral]

It's never good to have a peen that actively looks like it has seen some shit.

 

[Bonerfarts]

 

[ButtersHawk]

This reminded me of the South Park episode when Randy explains how to get the overall calculation of your penis.

F***er beat me to it

 

[torbee]

 

[torbee]

Monster cock over pristine cock any day.

I am frankly shocked at the outcome of the poll. (pole?)

I guess a lot of these guys are used to having their little dicks and fear change. 🤷‍♂️

 

[torbee]

To be perfectly honest, at my age I wouldn’t
mind having a penis that’s only five inches long. Having 10 inches was kind of fun when I was young. But at this point in my life the weight and magnitude is frankly a little more cumbersome than it’s worth.

 

[BonzoFury]

I am frankly shocked at the outcome of the poll. (pole?)

I guess a lot of these guys are used to having their little dicks and fear change. 🤷‍♂️

I'm guessing it was the "gnarled troll" thing.


It's not fair. Def Leppard's drummer only has one arm and Motley Crue's drummer has three.

 

[torbee]

You know how I know you’re old?

Cause literally no one has ever heard that

She was told that by Strom Thurmond on a blind date.

 

[drew_hawk]

Small beautiful penis. Nobody wants to go down on a tumor.

 

[TJ8869]

 

[TJ8869]

 

[goldmom]

She was told that by Strom Thurmond on a blind date.

Okay I admit that was funny.
Sorta.