Lets talk penises - would you rather?

[Sharky1203]

I don’t speak for all of womanhood but to use the very old saying it’s not the size of the rabbit, it’s the magic of the magician.

I thought the saying was, it's not the size of the rabbit, but the thumping of the rabbit. 🤷‍♀️

 

[BelemNole]

10" penis is just to impress other guys. I already do that with my good looks and charm.

 

[MuscoHawk]

“A short, 5 inch beautiful penis”

Wait.

5 inches is short…?

 

[goldmom]

I thought the saying was, it's not the size of the rabbit, but the thumping of the rabbit. 🤷‍♀️

Big Bunny is that you?

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

Are you a cuck OP? NTTAWWT, just curious. Is the wife looking for a new bull?

 

[BonzoFury]

“A short, 5 inch beautiful penis”

Wait.

5 inches is short…?

https://www.healthline.com/health/mens-health/average-penis-size

 

[stillh8unlv]

I prefer the term bent carrot

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

I mean either one is an upgrade for me so sign me up

 

[noleclone2]

My wife already thinks 1/2 inch is 1 inch so I can have my beautiful 5” cock and eat it too.

Wait.

That did not sound right.

Sidebar, this question reminds me of how amazed I am about the plethora of ads for prescription drugs for dudes with bent cocks. It’s like the staple of early morning and late night cable tv ads on news and sports. How many dudes are dealing with banana boners?!?

 

[Fan In Black]

“A short, 5 inch beautiful penis”

Wait.

5 inches is short…?

haha. I've never heard of anyone with a 5 inch penis so yeah..it's short.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

Would you rather have a long ugly dick, or a short beautiful wang?

I chose long ugly dick.

After secks pillow talk, I think the lady would prefer:

“…so hey, how about that 10” gnarly dong your starved anus just devoured!?!?”


Instead of “…..I sure hope that 4” satisfied your furious snatch’s every desire”


The former just sounds better.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

The male body is unattractive. Having a broken disease looking 10 inch dick does not help.

 

[torbee]

The male body is unattractive. Having a broken disease looking 10 inch dick does not help.

It's better than having a little dick IMO

 

[millah_22]

The male body is unattractive. Having a broken disease looking 10 inch dick does not help.

check out r/girthgods sometime

 

[Jimmy McGill]

It's better than having a little dick IMO

Thats what he said

 

[torbee]

check out r/girthgods sometime

 

[TheCainer]

 

[FlickShagwell]

I am frankly shocked at the outcome of the poll. (pole?)

I guess a lot of these guys are used to having their little dicks and fear change. 🤷‍♂️

That’s MR. Little dick and fear change to you.

 

[goldmom]

The male body is unattractive.

Some are, but there’s some damn fine looking gentlemen out there.

 

[Chuck C]

 

[Colonoscopy]