Let’s say you have a fight
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Are we fighting women? If so I will take Northern's experience.
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In my mind @SSG T has access to grenades and rocket launchers and automatic weapons. This would be most useful in a fight.
Not as much as I used to. However, I was also taught...
Rule #1 in a fight is, there are no rules
Rule #2 is, if there are rules, cheat
Rule #3, if you can't cheat, just shoot the bastard.
And yes, I learned those from my dad, so they're legit.
Since it’s a make believe fight, I’d bring @Here_4_a_Day so he could finally use his make believe stolen valor moves.
@Colonoscopy did you ever get those brass knuckles?
I would pick LuteHawk just because I always wanted to meet him. And I don't need backup.
That dude is a monument to consistency. Not once has he broke character. FVCKING legend.
I'm going with @SSG T or @Hawkman98
Although if I have to fight a hooker, I'm going with @jasonrann
What about @BrianNole777 ? Seems like he's pretty good at killing them and never being caught.
I meant to post this in the Trump Trial thread but it’s hilarious in any thread. So keeping it.
I'd probably take @NorthernHawkyesWife because she knows how to take a beating, therefore she would tire out whoever we are fighting, and then I would be allowed to come in fully rested and end it.
@Hawk-A-Loogey and I'm going to wwe heel turn and make it a 3 on 1 against loogey
@NDallasRuss
I mean…look at him. We won’t have to fight.
Instead we can go have a few beers. Tell stories. Get in adventures.
I mean…look at him. We won’t have to fight.
Instead we can go have a few beers. Tell stories. Get in adventures.
swagsurfer? is the only person I can recall ever bringing up fighting for fun. I'd probably choose him.
That's assuming it's a fist fight, if we can have weapons I'm picking DooBi and telling him the people we're fighting are pheasants and let him start blasting like Frank Reynolds.
That's assuming it's a fist fight, if we can have weapons I'm picking DooBi and telling him the people we're fighting are pheasants and let him start blasting like Frank Reynolds.
The problem is Brian Nole is more likely to get you in a fight.
My neighbor isn't on here, but I am pretty sure he plays for keeps.
Bro, you were 1b. And believe me I was thinking of ya lol.I feel left out. I'm not mad.. I'm just disappointed.
I dunno. I watched Anchorman and Ron Burgandy was pretty clear that there was just one rule:
And it was clearly agreed upon, even by his enemy.
I kicked someone's ass in a pugil fight during basic training. Out cold. If I had to fight someone today, I would make it a slow fight. Torture by anonymity. Notes on windshield. Sending letters to their wives saying that he is cheating on him. Constant credit checks. Salt the yard. Tie some clear string outside the front door. Burning bags of shit. Ya know, the regular stuff that people do.
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