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[Igor Stravinsky10]

Hello HORT folks. This board gets me through a lot of boring work days. Good stuff on here. Anything I need to know?

I'm a Cubs, Hawkeyes, Bears fan. My Mom is very sick and we just recently put her in an assisted living facility, so she is off limits. My 4 year-old daughter spent several months in the Children's Hospital at UI, and became besties with Caitlin Clark during Caitlin's many visits. I can't say enough good things about Caitlin.

No pics of Mom or daughter. GO HAWKS!

 

[millah_22]

Pretty sus. Prob NC

 

[ConvenientParking]

Who, in your opinion, is the best Bears QB since their last Super Bowl victory?

 

[Aardvark86]

Hello HORT folks. This board gets me through a lot of boring work days. Good stuff on here. Anything I need to know?

I'm a Cubs, Hawkeyes, Bears fan. My Mom is very sick and we just recently put her in an assisted living facility, so she is off limits. My 4 year-old daughter spent several months in the Children's Hospital at UI, and became besties with Caitlin Clark during Caitlin's many visits. I can't say enough good things about Caitlin.

No pics of Mom or daughter. GO HAWKS!

So precisely which hallucinogenics were you taking when you wrote Night on Bald Mountain?

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

 

[yiana]

 

[lucas80]

Hello HORT folks. This board gets me through a lot of boring work days. Good stuff on here. Anything I need to know?

I'm a Cubs, Hawkeyes, Bears fan. My Mom is very sick and we just recently put her in an assisted living facility, so she is off limits. My 4 year-old daughter spent several months in the Children's Hospital at UI, and became besties with Caitlin Clark during Caitlin's many visits. I can't say enough good things about Caitlin.

No pics of Mom or daughter. GO HAWKS!

You a poor? You can’t join the club if you’re a poor.

 

[TJ8869]

My Mom is very sick and we just recently put her in an assisted living facility, so she is off limits.

She’s not necessarily off limits. Assisted living facilities have notoriously lax security.

 

[PoopandBoogers]

Need photo of your hand on a sidewalk to prove you're real.

 

[Igor Stravinsky10]

Who, in your opinion, is the best Bears QB since their last Super Bowl victory?

Great question. Statistically it is Cutler. Erik Kramer had a couple good seasons. Grossman got them to the Super Bowl in spite of himself. Hopefully Fields is the answer.

 

[alaskanseminole]

and/or

and most importantly:

 

[ConvenientParking]

Checks out as Bears fan

 

[Igor Stravinsky10]

So precisely which hallucinogenics were you taking when you wrote Night on Bald Mountain?

How did you know that I'm bald?

 

[Igor Stravinsky10]

You a poor? You can’t join the club if you’re a poor.

Like most HORTers, I bring home a few million dollars a year, and my no pic wife makes twice as much as me (that likely explains the line out my front door when I get home from work)

 

[Aardvark86]

How did you know that I'm bald?

Fake Igor Stravinsky

 

[alaskanseminole]

Like most HORTers, I bring home a few million dollars a year, and my no pic wife makes twice as much as me (that likely explains the line out my front door when I get home from work)

 

[lucas80]

Great question. Statistically it is Cutler. Erik Kramer had a couple good seasons. Grossman got them to the Super Bowl in spite of himself. Hopefully Fields is the answer.

No Ortin, Trubitskie, Peter Tom Willis, Moses Santos or Caleb Hanie?

 

[mnole03]

Were you sad to be the worst part of Fantasia, twice?

 

[DFSNOLE]

Long time lurker who joined in May of this year. Yeah. Right.

 

[SolarHawk]

Hello HORT folks. This board gets me through a lot of boring work days. Good stuff on here. Anything I need to know?

I'm a Cubs, Hawkeyes, Bears fan. My Mom is very sick and we just recently put her in an assisted living facility, so she is off limits. My 4 year-old daughter spent several months in the Children's Hospital at UI, and became besties with Caitlin Clark during Caitlin's many visits. I can't say enough good things about Caitlin.

No pics of Mom or daughter. GO HAWKS!

Send my condolences to your stupid bitch mom, probably my fault she’s in assisted living.…. CUZ I STRAIGHT SMASHED DAT ASS BOIIIIIIIII LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL GFY NOOB!

 

[alaskanseminole]

Long time lurker who joined in May of this year. Yeah. Right.

Clearly we need to establish a common language because how we define "long time" is clearly different.

OP, how long is a long time? My assumption is, the below gif translates to seconds in your mind:

 

[jawatkins]

Who, in your opinion, is the best Bears QB since their last Super Bowl victory?

Trick question. The bears have never had a best quarterback

 

[Funky Bunch]

Title should read 1st Time Poser?

 

[eb05]

Hello HORT folks. This board gets me through a lot of boring work days. Good stuff on here. Anything I need to know?

I'm a Cubs, Hawkeyes, Bears fan. My Mom is very sick and we just recently put her in an assisted living facility, so she is off limits. My 4 year-old daughter spent several months in the Children's Hospital at UI, and became besties with Caitlin Clark during Caitlin's many visits. I can't say enough good things about Caitlin.

No pics of Mom or daughter. GO HAWKS!

new rule. you have to post a summary your criminal history or a link to your iowa courts profile.

 

[Tom Paris]

Checks out as Bears fan

 

[Igor Stravinsky10]

Send my condolences to your stupid bitch mom, probably my fault she’s in assisted living.…. CUZ I STRAIGHT SMASHED DAT ASS BOIIIIIIIII LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL GFY NOOB!

Be careful. I know who you are.

 

[SolarHawk]

Be careful. I know who you are.

 

[NoleATL]

Hello HORT folks. This board gets me through a lot of boring work days. Good stuff on here. Anything I need to know?

I'm a Cubs, Hawkeyes, Bears fan. My Mom is very sick and we just recently put her in an assisted living facility, so she is off limits. My 4 year-old daughter spent several months in the Children's Hospital at UI, and became besties with Caitlin Clark during Caitlin's many visits. I can't say enough good things about Caitlin.

No pics of Mom or daughter. GO HAWKS!

Usually new posters have had time on other boards and have posts, reactions etc... you seem totally new. I don't believe you.

 

[TunzaHawk]

Avatar or get out.

 

[Igor Stravinsky10]

Usually new posters have had time on other boards and have posts, reactions etc... you seem totally new. I don't believe you.

Well, you just described the fact that I'm totally new, so what's not to believe?

 

[Moral]

Who did you vote for for POTY and WPOTY over the years?

 

[hawkeye54545]

A lurker and that's your opening salvo? Tits or GTFO

 

[Igor Stravinsky10]

Who did you vote for for POTY and WPOTY over the years?

Luka Garza and Caitlin Clark

 

[Moral]

Luka Garza and Caitlin Clark

 

[DeangeloVickers]

No Ortin, Trubitskie, Peter Tom Willis, Moses Santos or Caleb Hanie?

It's Ortman and Trubinsky per every 670 the score caller ever.

 

[gamedayron01]

Hello HORT folks. This board gets me through a lot of boring work days. Good stuff on here. Anything I need to know?

I'm a Cubs, Hawkeyes, Bears fan. My Mom is very sick and we just recently put her in an assisted living facility, so she is off limits. My 4 year-old daughter spent several months in the Children's Hospital at UI, and became besties with Caitlin Clark during Caitlin's many visits. I can't say enough good things about Caitlin.

No pics of Mom or daughter. GO HAWKS!

Pete Malloy is a pedo and he liked your post. Beware as he’s a registered sex offender and I outted him on here.

 

[JRHawk2003]

Why do people need alt handles?

One alter ego is enough for me.

 

[Chewback]

Yeah, the old "Long time lurker, first time poster" schtick. God that gets tiresome. Like we're supposed to impressed somehow.

 

[alaskanseminole]

Pete Malloy is a pedo and he liked your post. Beware as he’s a registered sex offender and I outted him on here.

 

[HawCory]