Look what I found

[Colonoscopy]

 

[QChawks]

my bad

there was a line at OPs mom so I can get out fast

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

Flavored condom?

 

[TJ8869]

Make sure you check it carefully for holes before using it.

 

[Bonerfarts]

my bad

there was a line at OPs mom so I can get out fast

To save time I just go in raw.

 

[millah_22]

one man's trash is another man's treasure.

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

A picture is truly worth a thousand words.

Should become a trademarked logo for MAGAts 2024.

 

[jonesy5960]

Somebody has some pretty sweet semen.

 

[millah_22]

Somebody has some pretty sweet semen.

I read this article where if someone eats a lot of sweet fruits like pineapple or peaches their semen will be sweet and fruity. So I've been eating a lot of cottage cheese, and right before I ejaculate I yell "Spurtin curd!" and now OP's mom won't see me anymore.

 

[jonesy5960]

I read this article where if someone eats a lot of sweet fruits like pineapple or peaches their semen will be sweet and fruity. So I've been eating a lot of cottage cheese, and right before I ejaculate I yell "Spurtin curd!" and now OP's mom won't see me anymore.

Huh. I'm eating some Frosted Mini Wheats right now in hopes of encouraging the missus who has a real sweet tooth.

 

[Colonoscopy]

A picture is truly worth a thousand words.

Should become a trademarked logo for MAGAts 2024.

 

[millah_22]

This should replace the monkey image for the NC "Who could the new poster be?" thread.

 

[NDallasRuss]

I read this article where if someone eats a lot of sweet fruits like pineapple or peaches their semen will be sweet and fruity. So I've been eating a lot of cottage cheese, and right before I ejaculate I yell "Spurtin curd!" and now OP's mom won't see me anymore.

I like to pick up a jamba juice smoothie before I think anything good's gonna happen. Apparently beer has the opposite effect, so avoid that in advance. I'm considerate like that.

 

[millah_22]

I like to pick up a jamba juice smoothie before I think anything good's gonna happen. Apparently beer has the opposite effect, so avoid that in advance. I'm considerate like that.

Same, who doesn't like a cup of cottage cheese?