Man wanted for sex act with cucumber in Northwest DC

[Jimmy McGill]

The most important thing we aren't asking, was the cucumber satisfied / get off

 

[funksouljon]

Pathfinder

Probably won't be seeing this in any Nissan advertisements showing how well built the grills are.

 

[markfromj]

Gherkin off

Holy crap! Not sure this isn’t post of the year!

 

[Colonoscopy]

@hexumhawk this is how you save money

 

[Colonoscopy]

Not sure I will look at cucumber the same again

There are more than one.

 

[Colonoscopy]

Reminds me of the first dirty joke I ever heard on the playground around 2nd grade.

Mike, John and Steve died in an accident and were sent to hell. The devil took Mike into a room and asked him what his favorite fruit was. Mike said “grapes”. The devil then took him to a room full of grapes and said “go into this room and you will spend all of eternity shoving grapes up your butt”

The devil took John into a room and asked him what his favorite fruit was. John said “bananas”. The devil then took him to a room full of bananas and said “go into this room and you will spend all of eternity shoving bananas up your butt”

John said to the Devil “boy, I sure feel sorry for Steve”

The devil, curious, said “Why?”

John replied “because he sure loves himself some watermelons”

Mine was a bit homophobic.

Q: What's the difference between a gay and a fridge?
A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out.

 

[Funky Bunch]

Amateur. Yellow squash is where it's at.

 

[torbee]

Mine was a bit homophobic.

Q: What's the difference between a gay and a fridge?
A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out.

You know the difference between parsley and pussy?

Nobody eats parsley!

 

[BelemNole]

Around here that's called a Phenomenally Frantastic