Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation

[Jimmy McGill]

Seems HORT appropriate....

Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation

Oh, shell no! The World War I relic measured almost 8 inches in length and more than 2 inches in girth.

nypost.com

 

[B1GDeal]

Seems HORT appropriate....

Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation

Oh, shell no! The World War I relic measured almost 8 inches in length and more than 2 inches in girth.

nypost.com

for real... which one of you pervs is this?

 

[Jimmy McGill]

for real... which one of you pervs is this?

I could have sworn I was reading the Onion

 

[hydro2.0]

Whole new meaning to colon blow

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I like how it talks about girth

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

One in a million shot, doc.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

 

[nolesincebirth]

Guess the man likes Big Brass Casings!

 

[IACub]

Where does one get 8 inch unexploded WWI artillery shells? Asking for a friend.

 

[IowaPackFan]

That guys farts won’t be making noise for what’s left of his life.

 

[bhawk24bob]

Where does one get 8 inch unexploded WWI artillery shells? Asking for a friend.

There's always a stranger fetish out there

 

[Whatsgoingonwitgyouguys0190]

Again?

 

[IACub]

There's always a stranger fetish out there

So you're saying strangers turn you on?

 

[torbee]

According to the hospital, he is now in “good health” and is expected to make a full recovery from the surgery.

Not sure this takes into account mental health.

 

[Whatsgoingonwitgyouguys0190]

Bomb squad rushes to hospital after WWII-era shell found in man’s rectum

An army bomb squad rushed to a English hospital after a man was admitted with a WWII-era munition shell stuck in his rectum, according to police.

nypost.com

 

[IACub]

According to the hospital, he is now in “good health” and is expected to make a full recovery from the surgery.

Not sure this takes into account mental health.

He'll have an entire howitzer up his ass in no time.

 

[torbee]

Can't believe we are 15 posts in before anyone used the classic punchline: "Rectum!? Damn near killed 'em!"

 

[OrlandNole]

Rectum? It damn near killed 'em!

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I can't believe my holiday donation story to HORT only has 17 posts when it comes to butt play with ammunition

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

I’d shove that son of a b*tch right up Nick Saban’s ass…

 

[Kinnick.At.Night]

They should have sent that Roland-Story wrestler in to investigate the situation before the extraction.

 

[Kinnick.At.Night]

Where does one get 8 inch unexploded WWI artillery shells? Asking for a friend.

Good question. This case has a strong Pulp Fiction vibe to it.

 

[BelemNole]

We've all been there at least once, right fellas...... right fellas?

 

[Thunderlips71]

You have to give the old boy credit for still having some fun at the age of 88.

P.S. who would stick a mango up their arse?! Those things are the diameter of a softball

 

[IowaPackFan]

He'll have an entire howitzer up his ass in no time.

Huey is jealous.

 

[mnole03]

It’s not dangerous. It’s French.

“They reassured us by telling us that it was a collector’s item from the First World War, used by the French military,” the hospital stated.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

Rectum? It damn near killed 'em!

Read the card Doc!

 

[bhawk24bob]

There's a joke about trench warfare to be made here

 

[The Tradition]

That guys farts won’t be making noise for what’s left of his life.

That's hot.