Manti Te'o got a real gf....

[swagsurfer02]

Nice brotha...


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[HallofFame]

No thank you. I'm not into anything about that. I just know she smells like a wet mop and is always running a low grade fever.

 

[swagsurfer02]

Lol wut!

Explain

 

[Wahawk56]

 

[MN.HAWK]

Why do girls think duck face is a good look? Is it supposed to be pouty? And if so why do they think pouty face is attractive?

 

[swagsurfer02]

Why do girls think duck face is a good look? Is it supposed to be pouty? And if so why do they think pouty face is attractive?

I like girls that pout. Gives me the opportunity to turn that frown upside down!

 

[fredjr82]

I always thought he was a decent looking dude. I wondered why he couldn't seem to score tail. Thought maybe he was as gay as Tebow. We'll see if she dumps his ass because he won't sleep with her.

Oh....and...absolutely wood.

 

[22*43*51]

I hear her asshole is killing her...

 

[Kinnick 4 Prez]

It's a dude.

 

[HallofFame]

Lol wut!

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I just assumed she was a disgusting piece of human garbage stripper.

 

[cubsMDdmb]

She looks like bad news. Very attractive, but bad news.

 

[ICWestfan]

 

[moral_victory]

Too much makeup. I wonder what it looks like under her poreless silicone mask.

 

[22*43*51]

She looks like bad news. Very attractive, but bad news.

Yeah, but just once I wouldn't mind being the recipient of that kind of bad news...

 

[Chewback]

`Ehh, she looks fake to me.

 

[cubsMDdmb]

She must know that she can get virtually whatever she wants from most men. That's a lot of power to hold over 50% of the world's population. Maybe she innocent and sweet and all, but I think I'd stay away.

 

[jellyfish10]

HROT is the best...only here can so much physical fault be found in a woman that would never give any of us the time of day. 12/10 wood not bang.

 

[swagsurfer02]

HROT is the best...only here can so much physical fault be found in a woman that would never give any of us the time of day. 12/10 wood not bang.

I feel pretty good about myself!

 

[QChawks]

Gross. No thanks.

 

[jellyfish10]

Ain't no chick like that trying to hang out with a dude in Wrangler's.

 

[swagsurfer02]

Ain't no chick like that trying to hang out with a dude in Wrangler's.

Brett Favre wears wranglers!

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

He's a multi-millionaire NFL football player living in Cali. He should be pulling better quality than that. Just saying. Attractive, but far too skanky in my opinion.

 

[HallofFame]

Ain't no chick like that trying to hang out with a dude in Wrangler's.

Likewise ain't no dude with an IQ above 80 hanging out with that skank.

 

[millah_22]

I would.

 

[pink shizzle]

Wood

 

[jellyfish10]

Likewise ain't no dude with an IQ above 80 hanging out with that skank.

Well he did make up a fake girlfriend so I don't know if we can make a connection there.

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

I always thought he was a decent looking dude. I wondered why he couldn't seem to score tail. Thought maybe he was as gay as Tebow. We'll see if she dumps his ass because he won't sleep with her.

Oh....and...absolutely wood.

Maybe he was shy and lacked confidence around women. That's the impression I got. He was a pretty soft spoken guy. Always struck me as having a reserved nature. I've been like that before, I'm a lot less reserved now then I used to be, but I tend to know it when I see it.

 

[swagsurfer02]

Maybe he was shy and lacked confidence around women. That's the impression I got. He was a pretty soft spoken guy. Always struck me as having a reserved nature. I've been like that before, I'm a lot less reserved now then I used to be, but I tend to know it when I see it.

It's strange, because I'm the opposite of this!

 

[INXS83]

Nice brotha...


http://www.barstoolsports.com/barst...B&utm_source=BarstoolFB&utm_medium=Socialflow

Winner,winner, chicken dinner.

Very nice. Get a prenup.

 

[Hawkeyemc]

You play professional football...come on, you could have the face of a pug and score hot women. Don't look any further than Dan Bilzerian. The dude is dumb as a post and a butterface, but he can score women...$$$ talks.