Martha Stewart makes history as oldest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover model
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Wow didn’t realize Martha is in her 80s, you have to admit she’s exceeding expectations for that age. She’s old enough to be my mom however.
I would if only for the fact I could truthfully claim that I banged Martha Stewart.
I would if only for the fact I could truthfully claim that I banged Martha Stewart.
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Absolutely wood. Just for the adventure. YOLO.
A felon would stop you. Thats idiotic. Casey Anthony isn’t one and she’s a go.
Martha Stewart is making history as a cover model for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
The TV personality, 81, is one of four stars to grace one of the 2023 covers of the annual edition, along with actress Megan Fox, pop singer Kim Petras and model Brooks Nader.
Stewart is the oldest person to cover the Swimsuit Issue. Maye Musk, who is now 75, set the previous mark last year.
“To be on the cover at my age was a challenge, and I think I met the challenge,” Stewart said Monday on NBC’s “Today” show.
“For me, it is a testament to good living. I think that all of us should think about good living, successful living, and not about aging. The whole aging thing is so boring.”
The Jersey City-born Stewart says modeling helped put her through college. Sports Illustrated reached out to her about the cover opportunity in November and asked her to be ready by late January, she told NBC.
“When you’re through changing, you’re through,” Stewart said. “That’s one of my mottoes. ... Change is very good. Evolution is very good. Trying new things, being fearless, is very good.”
Fox, 36, rose to fame in 2007′s “Transformers” and has also starred in “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” and “New Girl.” In February, Petras, 30, became the first transgender woman to win a Grammy for best pop duo for “Unholy,” her hit collaboration with Sam Smith.
“The Grammy-winning pop star, a beacon of inspiration for the LGBTQ+ community, has blazed her own path to superstardom, but it has been anything but a straight line,” said MJ Day, the editor of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
Nader, 25, has appeared in the Swimsuit Issue every year since 2019, when she won the magazine’s Swim Search open casting call competition.
The 2023 issue comes out Thursday.
I bet she qas something before electricity
I’ll bet those got passed around the barracks. Or, did you guys just leave it in the spanking stall in the latrine?
This. Spoiled kids today have no idea what it was like back in the day cranking one out to the JC Penney’s catalog. Then this place called Victoria’s Secret came along and opened new worlds.
Kids today wouldn’t know how to juggle a centerfold while going blind.
Yeah, I thought of that angle too. That gymnast from LSU and Reese as well. Oh yeah, we're also gonna put on an 80 year old lady.
Obviously SI Swimsuit edition ain't what it used to be and they're trying to find ways to stay relevant.
I don't know that it's them doing it... but they're probably targeting that audience. Because yay(!) inclusivity™
I imagine @Jimmy McGill and Reese's dating experience going down like this:
"Ah hell nawh! Get that peen out of my face"
"I told you I'm not making you a sammich! Get up and make it yourself."
"You're going to put a ring on it with some of that lawya money?"
SI Swimsuit issue was high school days stuff.
Early days in the military was Swank, Hustler, Penthouse....
Well first of all I wasn't aware Martha Stewart was over 80.
Secondly I would say she looks damn good for being over 80.
All that said. . . she's still over 80 and I'm just trying to figure out of SI is still trying to sell it's swimsuit issue or what their intentions are. I mean I've never personally bought it but it was always pretty clear to me that it was material for men to fantasize about. Never really took a rocket scientist to figure that out. Bringing in women who are to be kind not in the top tiers of sexual attractiveness seems to ruin the main selling point of the magazine. And I really doubt all the body positivity folks who are applauding this are actually rushing out to buy it in the place of guys looking for something to fantasize about.
Doesn't matter to me that much, I neither buy it nor have an ownership stake in it. Just seems misguided from my perspective.
Secondly I would say she looks damn good for being over 80.
All that said. . . she's still over 80 and I'm just trying to figure out of SI is still trying to sell it's swimsuit issue or what their intentions are. I mean I've never personally bought it but it was always pretty clear to me that it was material for men to fantasize about. Never really took a rocket scientist to figure that out. Bringing in women who are to be kind not in the top tiers of sexual attractiveness seems to ruin the main selling point of the magazine. And I really doubt all the body positivity folks who are applauding this are actually rushing out to buy it in the place of guys looking for something to fantasize about.
Doesn't matter to me that much, I neither buy it nor have an ownership stake in it. Just seems misguided from my perspective.
I imagine @Jimmy McGill and Reese's dating experience going down like this:
"Ah hell nawh! Get that peen out of my face"
"I told you I'm not making you a sammich! Get up and make it yourself."
"You're going to put a ring on it with some of that lawya money?"
You're absolutely right. I'd be her biatch. I'd have to turn in my man card. BUT, I might get some children to live off as professional athletes
SI Swimsuit issue was high school days stuff.
Early days in the military was Swank, Hustler, Penthouse....
My neighbor was a poor, he went with the J.C. Penny's magazine
Let's not bury the lede...that singer's name is Kim WHAT, now?!Martha Stewart is making history as a cover model for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
The TV personality, 81, is one of four stars to grace one of the 2023 covers of the annual edition, along with actress Megan Fox, pop singer Kim Petras and model Brooks Nader.
Stewart is the oldest person to cover the Swimsuit Issue. Maye Musk, who is now 75, set the previous mark last year.
“To be on the cover at my age was a challenge, and I think I met the challenge,” Stewart said Monday on NBC’s “Today” show.
“For me, it is a testament to good living. I think that all of us should think about good living, successful living, and not about aging. The whole aging thing is so boring.”
The Jersey City-born Stewart says modeling helped put her through college. Sports Illustrated reached out to her about the cover opportunity in November and asked her to be ready by late January, she told NBC.
“When you’re through changing, you’re through,” Stewart said. “That’s one of my mottoes. ... Change is very good. Evolution is very good. Trying new things, being fearless, is very good.”
Fox, 36, rose to fame in 2007′s “Transformers” and has also starred in “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” and “New Girl.” In February, Petras, 30, became the first transgender woman to win a Grammy for best pop duo for “Unholy,” her hit collaboration with Sam Smith.
“The Grammy-winning pop star, a beacon of inspiration for the LGBTQ+ community, has blazed her own path to superstardom, but it has been anything but a straight line,” said MJ Day, the editor of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
Nader, 25, has appeared in the Swimsuit Issue every year since 2019, when she won the magazine’s Swim Search open casting call competition.
The 2023 issue comes out Thursday.
My 16 yr old self wasn't averse to breaking out the J.C Penny catalogue.
My attorney should know I don't live in Florida, Jimmy!Well yeah, that is like a supermodel in Flawda
Waiting for her 15 minutes to be up. It's amazing that her greatest achievement, the reason she is winning all of these accolades, is because she stalked and taunted another player way past a comfortable period.
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