Meanwhile, in Florida ...

[St. Louis Hawk]

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...girls-accused-trying-poison-teacher-s-n527186

First of all - Florida, of course.

Second, 3 middle school students charged with "poisoning" a teacher's drink with red pepper flakes - charged as felonies.

Clearly, these little dipshiites need some form of punishment, but can you really "poison" food or drink with red pepper flakes? If so, I have been poisoning my spaghetti sauce for years. And I don't even want to mention what we put in the punch bowl at the 8th grade dances ...

 

[Herkmeister]

THAT BITCH!!!!! If my mom was still alive I'd sue her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[moral_victory]

So many feels I just can't stand it anymore.

 

[Herkmeister]

My wife & I damn near killed their family dog with pepper flakes!!! Anyone know what the statute of limitation might be for poisoning?

 

[moral_victory]

My wife & I damn near killed their family dog with pepper flakes!!! Anyone know what the statute of limitation might be for poisoning?

Just yesterday I grabbed a bag of peppers and there was a hole in it. Pepper seeds went everywhere while my dogs watched. I can hardly stand myself right now.

 

[Herkmeister]

Just yesterday I grabbed a bag of peppers and there was a hole in it. Pepper seeds went everywhere while my dogs watched. I can hardly stand myself right now.

Our was different. We were dating & my wife's family had this German Shepard that hated me. They also had an old mutt. Anyway, we went out for pizza & loaded 2 left over pieces with peppers. I was gonna get even with that German kill dog. The German Shepard quickly ate the full piece without so much as a grimace. But, the old mutt started hacking and choking and damn near went down. It was over 40 years ago and we still laugh like hell about it. That was until we discovered today we're felons.

 

[moral_victory]

Our was different. We were dating & my wife's family had this German Shepard that hated me. They also had an old mutt. Anyway, we went out for pizza & loaded 2 left over pieces with peppers. I was gonna get even with that German kill dog. The German Shepard quickly ate the full piece without so much as a grimace. But, the old mutt started hacking and choking and damn near went down. It was over 40 years ago and we still laugh like hell about it. That was until we discovered today we're felons.

You monsters!

 

[Herkmeister]

You monsters!

The old lady was into pain, what can I say. Today, she only inflicts it. And only mentally.

 

[The Tradition]

Yeah, I think this will be pleaded down somewhat....

 

[naturalmwa]

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