Was she married? Had a buddy who was deployed and said a lot of married guys deployed would bone other married women that were also deployed.
Most Dangerous Sex thread
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Probably when I was a young man and had been pulling nettles out of the yard earlier in the day.
Nah. Just kidding.
My dangerous sex experiences are all in a car with girlfriend giving head and climbing on and riding me as I drove down the highway. The toughest part of that was trying to maintain a constant speed as that car did not have cruise control.
When I was in Pamplona, one morning we heard that 2 people were found dead naked in a ravine. There was a bridge with a stone wall / railing above the ravine and apparently they were having sex on top of this wall and lost their balance and fell to their deaths.
When I was in Pamplona, one morning we heard that 2 people were found dead naked in a ravine. There was a bridge with a stone wall / railing above the ravine and apparently they were having sex on top of this wall and lost their balance and fell to their deaths.
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$10 says he was yanking it while watching you impale his nubile daughter.
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Im not sure I'm comfortable explaining now that I know torbee is sitting bare ass at his computer repeatedly hitting the refresh button...
Her and I were both single but I will vouch for the info your buddy gave you. Happens all the time.
Not so much my story, but I was there...
In high school there was this hot chick who lived near school. Her mom had just left to go out of town for the night so me and a buddy went over. She had a friend there. The friend and I went up to this girls room and started fooling around and were in mid-deed when we hear a voice calling for the girl who lived there, and we heard footsteps on the steps. I jumped in the closet and her friend scrambled to get dressed. This girl was getting boned on her moms bed when the mom opened the door and caught them. There was a lot of screaming and chaos. I took the chance to get dressed and sprinted out the bedroom door and down the stairs while chaos ensued in the bedroom down the hall.
Turns out the mom had forgotten some makeup or something like that and came back to get it. She was up there screaming for all to hear (it was an apt complex). My buddy ran out with just his pants on carrying his clothes and we took off. He said the mom threatened to call the police and was "hitting at him".
I laugh at it now, but when you're 17 and angry parents catch you with your daughter, you feel the fear of God in you.
In high school there was this hot chick who lived near school. Her mom had just left to go out of town for the night so me and a buddy went over. She had a friend there. The friend and I went up to this girls room and started fooling around and were in mid-deed when we hear a voice calling for the girl who lived there, and we heard footsteps on the steps. I jumped in the closet and her friend scrambled to get dressed. This girl was getting boned on her moms bed when the mom opened the door and caught them. There was a lot of screaming and chaos. I took the chance to get dressed and sprinted out the bedroom door and down the stairs while chaos ensued in the bedroom down the hall.
Turns out the mom had forgotten some makeup or something like that and came back to get it. She was up there screaming for all to hear (it was an apt complex). My buddy ran out with just his pants on carrying his clothes and we took off. He said the mom threatened to call the police and was "hitting at him".
I laugh at it now, but when you're 17 and angry parents catch you with your daughter, you feel the fear of God in you.
It would have been about 6 years ago now. I would have been 22 I believe. A friends mom was known to be a bit wild and lose, probably about 45 or so, fairly fit, not terribly attractive but decent for the age.
Well, one night, me, the one friend and another friend went up to CR for Kernels game and we'd go out and stay overnight at the mom's house as she lives there.
We all got very drunk, and the one friend went home with some girl he met at the bars.
While, me, the mom and the other friend went back to the house. Other friend passes out.
Mom and I start making out on the deck, we go downstairs to the guest bedroom. Have only snapshots of this but we bang and pass out.
Wake up, she's there still, I get ready, go upstairs and wake up the other friend, wait an hour or so until the one friend gets back from where stayed the night.
Roadhead and regular intercourse while driving. Hotel balcony that was inside, ocean in foreign country with others swimming nearby, back of van with wrestling cheerleader on the way home from state wrestling tournament while in high school. Probably don’t remember all the times at parties. Picnic table at park in Mt. P., Finger and hand action with a girl on the couch while my girlfriend was sitting in a chair nearby.
I was once told I was caught on camera in high school at a party. Barely remember it, but they never produced the tape, think late 90’s camcorder.
I was once told I was caught on camera in high school at a party. Barely remember it, but they never produced the tape, think late 90’s camcorder.
I had unprotected sex with a Southern Baptist girl.
One of your million dangerous stories in sure you have. You are always out having so much sex
10 year anniversary with my wife....Jamaica.....in the main pool of our resort in the middle of the day. Had to be 75-100 people in the pool. Facing each other...hooked her legs around me. Pulled her bikini bottom to the side. I actually asked a lady if I could put my red stripe on the pool deck next to her as she was laying out....she may have known, but didn’t care.
There I was in New Orleans.....
Actually getting pulled over while getting a bj, the officer said if your gf wasn't so close you might drive better. Told him that if my gf knew how close this girl was I wouldn't be alive. He told me to drive safe and let me go. I went to a park and finished the deal with her.
Actually getting pulled over while getting a bj, the officer said if your gf wasn't so close you might drive better. Told him that if my gf knew how close this girl was I wouldn't be alive. He told me to drive safe and let me go. I went to a park and finished the deal with her.
Two for me. Got a blowie in an elevator at work, during work hours. We rode it until I blew the load. Luckily, nobody got on. Another time, in the work parking lot, broad daylight, was standing outside the car and old girl proceeds to put the window down and services me while I'm standing there. God I miss her.
Okay first, I dated for five years an ex of Woody Harrelson. That might eb construed as dangerous. So far so good. I don't have time for details, but a quick list:
1. Someone did sex in hot tub while her dad was in the same tub. I did something similar. Lake of the Ozarks, out in the water, dad on shore maybe 75 feet away watching. That was risky on multiple levels, probably more for her than me.
2. Public park, San Francisco, people everywhere. This is why I thought maybe this thread had been done already. Same GF she and I had sex just off the self-guided trail of a winery in Napa. I want to say Trefethen. People walking by we're barely concealed by some little shrubs and trees. It wouldn't have been a big deal except that we were completely, and unnecessarily naked.
3. Slept with an NFL linebacker's GF for a while. This actually felt like the most dangerous behavior. Very fun, though. This is what made me think of starting this thread because, now 10 years later, we recently hooked up again. Not as fun without the threat of death by NFL linebacker.
4. Sex in a walk-in fridge during dinner shift. Anybody could have walked in. I'm guessing everything in there should have been thrown out. Surely there is some health code. Awesome though I highly recommend sex in cold environs.
ok sorry. I like you about like i like natural so I shall not do it again. are you and natural the same guy? maybe not
I've had a fair amount of outdoor sex. Been caught before in a pool. Pretty sure people saw us at the beach on a picnic table. Golf courses at night, side of the road on top of the car, etc. But none of that is really dangerous. Road head would be the only "dangerous" activity but that's pretty common.
