Mustard

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

You never eat sliced meat for supper?

Deli meat for dinner? No

 

[McLovin32]

I feel like I need to clarify myself. Things like this sit higher on the scale of condiments. Higher than mid at least. When OP says "Do you like yellow mustard?" I'm talking the run of the mill yellow bottle of French's mustard. That is mid to low tier. It is literally the black forest ham of condiments.

Too late bro, we all know you are a child now.

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

Deli meat for dinner? No

So you do realize it’s not called lunch meat. Good to know.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

So you do realize it’s not called lunch meat. Good to know.

Lunch meat. Deli meat. Cold cuts. Whatever. Same thing.

What is your point?

 

[millah_22]

Too late bro, we all know you are a child now.

Does eating this:

and this:

make me a child? huh?

 

[McLovin32]

Does eating this:

and this:

make me a child? huh?

Only if dipped in ketchup.

My stepson loves dino nugs, and sometimes has a few leftover. I devour the shit out of em.

 

[millah_22]

Only if dipped in ketchup.

My stepson loves dino nugs, and sometimes has a few leftover. I devour the shit out of em.

ketchup on a dino nug? No. dino nugs get the hot pepper jelly. smiley fries get the ketchup tho.

 

[McLovin32]

ketchup on a dino nug? No. dino nugs get the hot pepper jelly. smiley fries get the ketchup tho.

You're a kid then. Sorry bro, I mean kiddo.

 

[millah_22]

You're a kid then. Sorry bro, I mean kiddo.

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

Lunch meat. Deli meat. Cold cuts. Whatever. Same thing.

What is your point?

My point is, it’s not called fvcking lunch meat bro.

 

[artradley]

If there were t so many other mustards I would give it a resounding “Yes.” But there are so many that are even better I only answered “kinda” to the specific question of “yellow mustard.”

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

My point is, it’s not called fvcking lunch meat bro.

Sure it is.

 

[McLovin32]

"The Red Badge of Gayness"

One of my all time favorite South Park episodes/csb

 

[artradley]

You never eat sliced meat for supper?

I don’t, but European do eat it for breakfast, which is nuts. I mean, it’s called LUNCH meat, people!

 

[millah_22]

My point is, it’s not called fvcking lunch meat bro.

Lunch meat - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Lunch meat - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Thank you.

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

Lunch meat - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

I bet you put ketchup on your “lunch” meat don’t you little guy?

 

[millah_22]

Thank you.

See McLovin!

 

[millah_22]

I bet you put ketchup on your “lunch” meat don’t you little guy?

on lunch meat? No, sometimes mustard, sometimes mayo.

 

[artradley]

My point is, it’s not called fvcking lunch meat bro.

The companies that sell it call it lunch meat.

Smoked Turkey Breast Sliced Lunch Meat | Oscar Mayer

Make a delicious deli sandwich at home with Oscar Mayer Deli Fresh Smoked Turkey Breast Sliced Lunch Meat. Our quality turkey deli meat is 98% fat-free and made with no artificial preservatives, see back panel for ingredients to support quality, no added hormones*, and no added nitrates or...

www.oscarmayer.com

https://smithfield.sfdbrands.com/en-us/products/lunchmeat/

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

Lunch meat - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

The companies that sell it call it lunch meat.

Smoked Turkey Breast Sliced Lunch Meat | Oscar Mayer

Make a delicious deli sandwich at home with Oscar Mayer Deli Fresh Smoked Turkey Breast Sliced Lunch Meat. Our quality turkey deli meat is 98% fat-free and made with no artificial preservatives, see back panel for ingredients to support quality, no added hormones*, and no added nitrates or...

www.oscarmayer.com

I don’t see lunch meat on the package.

 

[McLovin32]

See McLovin!

 

[hydro2.0]

ketchup on a dino nug? No. dino nugs get the hot pepper jelly. smiley fries get the ketchup tho.

Bruh we destroy Dino nugs in this house. Love me some chick fil a sauce on dem extinct reptiles

 

[Twoooooooo]

When I lived in Dublin the local Tesco sold what they called brown mustard. The closest I have found to it here is McDonald’s hot mustard. So when the kids get it (usually want nuggets) I make them get the mustard as their dipping sauce. I brought back 3 bottles with me when we moved back. They have gone for quite a while now👎🏿 best mustard I have ever had

 

[Slappy Pappy]

I just inventoried. Here's what I currently have in the fridge:

Yellow
Dijon (Trader Joe's)
Beaverton Sweet Hot
Koop's Duesseldorf brown
Spicy brown deli
Alsterton Duesseldorf Style
Sweet Dipping Mustard
Maille Old Stlyle whole grain
Ingelhoffer stone ground

 

[NDallasRuss]

It is literally the black forest ham of condiments.

Black forest cake >> black forest ham.