National Emergency Wall

[tumorboy]

If it was a real emergency, why’d he wait 2 years until no longer having control of the House? I’ll hang up and listen.

Those corporate tax rates had WMDs

 

[ICHawk-I]

You guys are suckers. Trump already built the wall, the border is secure ("tight") and Mexico paid for it through the new trade agreement! #MAGA

Job well done Mr. President!

 

[lucas80]

Oh yeah. I'm an idiot.

Still smarter than Trump. I'm surprised he didn't demand time in the middle of the game.

 

[MitchLL]

Trump's address to the nation likely involves crayons and whiteboard. And a poster... to boot.

 

[lucas80]

I suspect Pelosi will ask for equal time...

She should for such a nakedly political speech. Giving speeches isn't Trump's thing. He is a robot when reading from a teleprompter. He'll get itchy and start talking about Hillary Clinton and Jew judges before Jared is able to cut the feed.

 

[BioHawk]

Well I thought this was an invasion? Like 9/11 and Pearl Harbor times 10.

That's what Trump says. Hallucinations are signs of parkinson's disease though. Maybe he has that.

 

[Pinehawk]

A 'National Emergency' will never fly because like most things, Trump has already told everyone it's just a way to play the system. The courts will cite his tweets and statements and laugh him right out of there.

 

[MitchLL]

Trump made lots of empty promises in his campaign. When ACA repeal/replace flopped, he had egg on his face and blamed Paul Ryan. This is nothing more than theatrics. When the "wall" flops... he'll blame Mitch.

Trump got very little done with the GOP having complete control. Does anyone think he has the ability to work with a Dem House? I surely don't.

His "owning the mantle" remark is already biting his big ass. He's a petulant, idiot child.

 

[Hayduke GW]

All while Lee Greenwood sings God Bless The USA

I heard it's gonna be a hologram of Whitney Houston singing the national anthem from the super bowl in 1991

 

[naturalmwa]

Trump declares marshal law and the trumps salute. That’s my prediction.

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

Dude, this is brilliant, and it gives me an idea... Here's what's going to happen:

The US Military is going to drop untold billions of lego bricks at the border, and the children being detained will build the wall.

The military will then unleash the Kragle on the whole thing.

I'm sure the kids would do a better job than the guy on the box.

 

[ANYCHawk]

Dude, this is brilliant, and it gives me an idea... Here's what's going to happen:

The US Military is going to drop untold billions of lego bricks at the border, and the children being detained will build the wall.

The military will then unleash the Kragle on the whole thing.

Or a million legos will just remain scattered. The greatest moat! You ever step barefoot on one of them letter fers?!