Nebraska Receives Official Bowl Invitation

[Herkmeister]

The Sara Lee Turnover Bowl has extended an invitation to Nebraska.

Tommy "Turnover" Armstrong will be the Grand Marshall of the Parade.

 

[TankHawk]

Thought for sure it would be the Kohler Toilet Bowl.

 

[aflachawk]

The Sara Lee Turnover Bowl has extended an invitation to Nebraska.

Tommy "Turnover" Armstrong will be the Grand Marshall of the Parade.

That's funny. I would share with my Nebraska in laws but they are a little touchy about the subject

 

[Herkmeister]

That's funny. I would share with my Nebraska in laws but they are a little touchy about the subject

I think it started in Nebraska. A buddy of mine from Columbus, NE sent it to me this morning.

 

[radicalhawk]

The NCAA used the "Academic Progress Rate" scores from the 2013-14 academic year to fill the remaining spots needed for 40 bowl games. Nebraska's was (985), Minnesota (975), Illinois (973).

So, I was curious about the U of I's. I put in the info here http://web1.ncaa.org/maps/aprRelease.jsp and came up with 966. If I did this right, we're almost 20 points below Nebraska??

 

[HawktimusPrime]

That's funny. I would share with my Nebraska in laws but they are a little touchy about the subject

Probably ban you from speaking around them, eh?

 

[Herkmeister]

Face it, there's NOTHING better than Nebraska humor.

 

[HAPPY HAWKER]

I think the decimal point needs to be one spot further to the left on Nebby and Minny.

 

[nu2u]

The inaugural Charmin Tissue Bowl will issue an invitation to Nebraska very soon. They are a perfect fit, according to the Bowl Chairman: "The Huskers are soft, used, and full of shit." Bonus: HC Mike Riley bears a strong resemblance to Mr. Whipple.

 

[radicalhawk]

Goodness, comparing something that makes me feel clean and refreshed to .... buttwipes.

 

[Herkmeister]

Goodness, comparing something that makes me feel clean and refreshed to .... buttwipes.

If you like Charmin, try Tucks. The ultimate butt cleaning product. (My gawd these threads deteriorate fast.)

 

[hawkbleeder]

I think it started in Nebraska. A buddy of mine from Columbus, NE sent it to me this morning.

Because the Cornholes are the greatest team in the universe if not for turnovers.

 

[legion_of_doom]

Face it, there's NOTHING better than Nebraska humor.

A Nebraska loss?

 

[Herkmeister]

A Nebraska loss?

Humor based on Nebraska losing.

 

[ih8iast8]

That's funny, I heard just yesterday that they were playing in the Tampax Ultra Absorbancy Bowl Game.

 

[Hawkaholic73]

I've heard of the Tampax bowl, but I hear you have to pull strings to get tickets!

Go Hawks! 15-0

 

[22*43*51]

The "No" means "Maybe" Bowl.

 

[ih8iast8]

You know, I've been hearing that the president of the Summer's Eve Bowl has been in contact with the Nebraska AD. It would solve a number of problems for the smelly Husker program.

 

[22*43*51]

I hear Jordan Westerkamp is going to be the next judge on "The Voice".

He likes to watch.

 

[Herkmeister]

I hear Jordan Westerkamp is going to be the next judge on "The Voice".

He likes to watch.

He is related to Ron Jeremy.