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New Cowturd rant for May

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Didn't watch. Not going to watch. Is he really still harping on Iowa for being good last year? What if Iowa goes 12-0 again (not gonna happen) with a win over Michigan who finishes 11-1?
 
There are two parts to this that make his commentary decisions over the past week just trollably awesome.

1. The nation does not really care that much about Iowa athletics. Not to the extent that Cowherd is taking it. The more he goes after them with jokes and mockery, the less interested people become with his show because it isn't about topics THEY care about. A very miniscule percentage of the LA market cares about Iowa athletics (most have ties, alumni etc...).
The rest are either not listening or are busy wondering wtf he's talking about.....and then not listening. His show is declining because of self-inflicted wounds.....it's great.

2. At this point, hopefully it's apparent that we have successfully trolled Colin Cowherd and not the other way around. I know most of you say ignore him and he'll just magically go away like that actually f***ing works in real life (no it doesnt) but I'm going to take the time to appreciate a good troll when I see one.
 
Enough of this Cowherd stuff, whose the chick?
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Kristine Leahy
 
Cowturd, is no idiot, he is playing it perfectly.

He knows Iowa has a HUGE & passionate fan base like no other school has except for a few of the big boys, in football.

So, just play the Iowa over rated blah blah blah, will choke card or whatever card, and the following happens:

1- Gets MANY MANY more active listeners.
2- Ends up looking like a genius, as let's face it, Iowa usually doesn't end at the very top in football, so it's a pretty safe bet.
 
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last year it was Iowa didn't play Michigan, Michigan St, or Ohio State...now it's Iowa plays Michigan at home and won't see the other two...

ummm....well unless Michigan wins the East Iowa is gonna play at least 1 of the 2 if they win the west....
 
Cowturd, is know idiot, he is playing it perfectly.

He knows Iowa has a HUGE & passionate fan base like no other school has except for a few of the big boys, in football.

So, just play the Iowa over rated blah blah blah, will choke card or whatever card, and the following happens:

1- Gets MANY MANY more active listeners.
2- Ends up looking like a genius, as let's face it, Iowa usually doesn't end at the very top in football, so it's a pretty safe bet.
Cowturd with another moronic statement. His analysis is always pretty shallow and usually wrong.
 
It's funny really. She's kind of looking at him like what are you in grade school. Let him waste his time on Iowa. He'll lose more viewers which is tough to do since he's got so few. I'll make fun of him here but I won't tune in to give him the satisfaction of higher ratings just to listen to the grade school, but but he he did it, he started it, he said he doesn't like me. Grow up turd it's growing tired.
 
Dude is an uneducated hack looking for a rise out of our fans because he knows that we are passionate enough to respond.
 
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