New joke

[PD4thespawn]

guy comes in from fishing with a boat full of fish the game warden thought, humm. No one else is catching much. After a few days of this he meets the fisherman at the dock and asks the fisherman if he would be so kind as to show him how he does it day after day. Fisherman says Jump in. They get out a ways. The guy lites a stick and throws it in the water,, fish start boiling up, the warden is beside himself. He lites another and throws it in the wardens lap. The fisherman says, well you gonna keep running your mouth or fish?

 

[Grip220]

guy comes in from fishing with a boat full of fish the game warden thought, humm. No one else is catching much. After a few days of this he meets the fisherman at the dock and asks the fisherman if he would be so kind as to show him how he does it day after day. Fisherman says Jump in. They get out a ways. The guy lites a stick and throws it in the water,, fish start boiling up, the warden is beside himself. He lites another and throws it in the wardens lap. The fisherman says, well you gonna keep running your mouth or fish?

I like fishing!

 

[texhawkeye]

guy comes in from fishing with a boat full of fish the game warden thought, humm. No one else is catching much. After a few days of this he meets the fisherman at the dock and asks the fisherman if he would be so kind as to show him how he does it day after day. Fisherman says Jump in. They get out a ways. The guy lites a stick and throws it in the water,, fish start boiling up, the warden is beside himself. He lites another and throws it in the wardens lap. The fisherman says, well you gonna keep running your mouth or fish?

Fishing for "likes" with that joke.

 

[choosenuetral]

Ok, while you’re playing jokey mcjokester, we still need someone at 57. Focus people. Focus!

 

[PD4thespawn]

Fishing for "likes" with that joke.

Actually I was checking out how many people were utilizing the ignore feature.

 

[12tdsaw]

wow so handsome

 

[natchrlman]

Spawn I hate to break it to you….. that jokes not so new……

think I first heard it about 30 years ago but I’ll give you an A for effort……

Grip probably wouldn’t be so generous

 

[Trapper85]

I'm still waiting to learn if the warden chose to 'fish'.......how long's this joke gonna take?

 

[Grip220]

Spawn I hate to break it to you….. that jokes not so new……

think I first heard it about 30 years ago but I’ll give you an A for effort……

Grip probably wouldn’t be so generous

What, I said I like fishing.🙃
Many years ago we used to throw block busters in the water while we were shark fishing because some horses ass wrote an article how certain noises could attract them. Naturally the geniuses around the docks thought blowing the water up may work and a rumor started, this went on for a few years. Well after everyone who caught nothing while doing this a bunch of times , the idea finally ran it’s course and guys stop doing it. actually now that I’m thinking about it, we could not get those really fireworks anymore or else we would most likely still be throwing them in the water for no reason.

 

[natchrlman]

What, I said I like fishing.🙃
Many years ago we used to throw block busters in the water while we were shark fishing because some horses ass wrote an article how certain noises could attract them. Naturally the geniuses around the docks thought blowing the water up may work and a rumor started, this went on for a few years. Well after everyone who caught nothing while doing this a bunch of times , the idea finally ran it’s course and guys stop doing it. actually now that I’m thinking about it, we could not get those really fireworks anymore or else we would most likely still be throwing them in the water for no reason.

I’ve loved fishing all my life….. since my grandpa took me bullhead fishing as a wee one…… I’ve never fished in the ocean and I don’t fish for bullhead anymore…… but I do enjoy fishing for panfish…… worm or minnows under a slip bobber and a few fresh fillets for supper ❤️

I laughed when you said you were intense about fishing….. I’ve fished with guys like that and had success….. I’m a little more laid back when it comes to fishing and a lot less greedy than I was as a younger guy…… only keep enough for supper anymore……

I was raised by people that were raised by parents that went through the great depression

We ate a lot of squirrel and bullhead…… don’t eat either anymore……give me a perch bluegill or crappie fillet though and I’m in

my son in law is fisherie biologist and we do go catch flatheads on ditty poles once every summer….. get some brutes….. keep a couple in the 20 pound range for a family fish fry ….. let the monsters go free……. I was hesitant to keep a 20 pound fish but they run hoop nets all spring and he knows how many of those fish are around

 

[el dub]

I’ve loved fishing all my life….. since my grandpa took me bullhead fishing as a wee one…… I’ve never fished in the ocean and I don’t fish for bullhead anymore…… but I do enjoy fishing for panfish…… worm or minnows under a slip bobber and a few fresh fillets for supper ❤️

I laughed when you said you were intense about fishing….. I’ve fished with guys like that and had success….. I’m a little more laid back when it comes to fishing and a lot less greedy than I was as a younger guy…… only keep enough for supper anymore……

I was raised by people that were raised by parents that went through the great depression

We ate a lot of squirrel and bullhead…… don’t eat either anymore……give me a perch bluegill or crappie fillet though and I’m in

my son in law is fisherie biologist and we do go catch flatheads on ditty poles once every summer….. get some brutes….. keep a couple in the 20 pound range for a family fish fry ….. let the monsters go free……. I was hesitant to keep a 20 pound fish but they run hoop nets all spring and he knows how many of those fish are around

Bluegill are my favorite.

 

[Grip220]

I prefer tuna, sea bass, grouper, and snapper, but when I’m down in LA with relatIves we eat perch and reds. I really want to try Walleye fishing which I have heard is good in Northern Iowa.

 

[burk11]

Old Joke
Guy walks into an Iowa City bar; ‘all Penn State wrestlers are a**h***s’. Guy sitting at the end to the bar; ‘I resent that’. Original guy, ‘are you a Penn State wrestler’? Bar sitter; ‘hell no man, I’m an ‘a**h**e’.

 

[el dub]

I prefer tuna, sea bass, grouper, and snapper, but when I’m down in LA with relatIves we eat perch and reds. I really want to try Walleye fishing which I have heard is good in Northern Iowa.

Walleye is fine. But they have soft mouths apparently and don’t put up much of a fight, imo.

 

[el dub]

Old Joke
Guy walks into an Iowa City bar; ‘all Penn State wrestlers are a**h***s’. Guy sitting at the end to the bar; ‘I resent that’. Original guy, ‘are you a Penn State wrestler’? Bar sitter; ‘hell no man, I’m an ‘a**h**e’.

I can’t decide if maths or spelling is the issue here….

 

[12tdsaw]

i don't think pst wrestlers are a$$h@les, just their fans

 

[bnicolls]

i don't think pst wrestlers are a$$h@les, just their fans

Re circ some Farmer jokes

 

[Inthecircle]

Walleye is fine. But they have soft mouths apparently and don’t put up much of a fight, imo.

They can bite soft on live bait, they can carry it around quite awhile and the just drop it. Every walleye of caught has put up a fight.

 

[el dub]

They can bite soft on live bait, they can carry it around quite awhile and the just drop it. Every walleye of caught has put up a fight.

I’d rather catch northern pike, but that’s just me.

 

[Grip220]

Which one is better eating?

 

[burk11]

I can’t decide if maths or spelling is the issue here….

When in doubt, go with the maths.

 

[Trapper85]

Which one is better eating?

Walleye. Better taste, fewer bones to pick through.

 

[el dub]

Which one is better eating?

Walleye is preferred in general, but if you know how to cut out y bones on pike they taste great too.

 

[natchrlman]

Old Joke
Guy walks into an Iowa City bar; ‘all Penn State wrestlers are a**h***s’. Guy sitting at the end to the bar; ‘I resent that’. Original guy, ‘are you a Penn State wrestler’? Bar sitter; ‘hell no man, I’m an ‘a**h**e’.

now that’s Funny

 

[natchrlman]

Which one is better eating?

they’re both nice flaky white flesh…… You have to know how to clean a pike properly to avoid the bones…… there’s 5 fillets on them

 

[Trapper85]

they’re both nice flaky white flesh…… You have to know how to clean a pike properly to avoid the bones…… there’s 5 fillets on them

I don't ever get that far. Fun to catch, but not one of those slimy stinky bastards is getting in my boat. I shoot them off the hook when still 5 feet out. 😉

 

[natchrlman]

I don't ever get that far. Fun to catch, but not one of those slimy stinky bastards is getting in my boat. I shoot them off the hook when still 5 feet out. 😉

fair enough remind me to stay wayyy down range of your boat

 

[el dub]

I don't ever get that far. Fun to catch, but not one of those slimy stinky bastards is getting in my boat. I shoot them off the hook when still 5 feet out. 😉

Scaredy-cat… Afraid of a few little teeth.

 

[el dub]

they’re both nice flaky white flesh…… You have to know how to clean a pike properly to avoid the bones…… there’s 5 fillets on them

We used to make “poor man’s lobster,” with northern. I’m pretty sure you start with frozen fillets, boil and then smother in butter..

I like most any fish that comes out of cold water better than warm water species.

 

[natchrlman]

we just roll in a egg and beer wash…… and bread in a mixture of flour and instant potato buds

they get ate as fast as I can fry them in our house…..I’d encourage trying that breading…. flaky Golden and doesn’t get greasy basically half and half flour and potato buds….. you can use on chicken fish hell I take deer loin chops and pound them out with a meat tenderizer hammer and make breaded deer tenderloins…… my kids couldn’t get enough of them breaded that way and served on buns

 

[Inthecircle]

I don't ever get that far. Fun to catch, but not one of those slimy stinky bastards is getting in my boat. I shoot them off the hook when still 5 feet out. 😉

They are covered in snot, Think nose bulb on an infant. Let ‘em in your boat and it’s like 5 guys doing farmers blow in your boat for an hour. The teeth are not a big deal. If you want to keep them bring newspaper and wipe them down kill ‘em and put them on ice. They are good eating prefer pan fried or pickled.