(Not the Onion) Georgia GOP Chair asks "Why are globes everywhere, why are they being forced on us?"

[Morrison71]

Georgia GOP Chair Goes Full Flat-Earth, Says Globes Are Part of a Conspiracy

Failed Republican gubernatorial candidate Kandiss Taylor claimed the prevalence of globes is part of an effort to bury evidence the Earth is flat.

www.rollingstone.com

Kandiss Taylor, a recently elected GOP District Chair in Georgia, would like to know why Big Globe won't stop shoving round-Earth propaganda down our throats.

In an interview with David Weiss (AKA "Flat Earth Dave") and Matt Long on her "Jesus, Guns, and Babies" podcast, Taylor and her guests discussed biblical "evidence" that the Earth is actually flat as a pancake. "The people that defend the globe don't know anything about the globe," said Weiss. "If they knew a tenth of what Matt and I know about the globe they would be Flat Earthers."

 

[Morrison71]

How is a country supposed to function when 50% of its political parties are run by people who refuse facts and think government should be destroyed?

 

[THE_DEVIL]

How is a country supposed to function when 50% of its political parties are run by people who refuse facts and think government should be destroyed?

forced sterilization

 

[Chishawk1425]

 

[Joes Place]

How is a country supposed to function when 50% of its political parties are run by people who refuse facts and think government should be destroyed?

#GlobalismHasNothingToDoWithFlatEarthHoney

 

[mnole03]

Teach the controversy!

 

[Joes Place]

Teach the controversy!

#BanWorldAtlasesFromElementarySchools

 

[BioHawk]

And people will continue to treat this person like she is a serious person.

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

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“This would be a globe if I was a normal person”

EXACTLY!

 

[SSG T]

How is a country supposed to function when 50% of its political parties are run by people who refuse facts and think government should be destroyed?

I mean, the DNC isn't great, but there is no "both sides'ing" the current state of the country. Anyone who wants to both sides it isn't a serious person and is just trying to minimize how far off the rails the GOP is. Unfortunately, I'm not sure there's any saving it at this point.

 

[ericram]

How did we end up in this time line?! It truly sucks as we are so screwed.

 

[Chishawk1425]

How did we end up in this time line?! It truly sucks as we are so screwed.

This is 1985 Back to the Future 2 alternate timeline with Biff running Hill Valley for sure.

 

[ericram]

This is 1985 Back to the Future 2 alternate timeline with Biff running Hill Valley for sure.

Absolutely. Get me off this globe.

 

[Phenomenally Frantastic]

 

[Chishawk1425]

Absolutely. Get me off this globe.

Back to 2015 to get us out of this hell

 

[Tom Paris]

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I like the part where she said “there’d be a globe if I was a normal person.” She got that part right.

 

[funksouljon]

Absolutely. Get me off this globe.

See, one more person pushing big globe agenda.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Best quote ever:

If people knew a tenth of what Matt and me know about the globe, they would be flat earthers.

 

[NoleATL]

Guess I missed this gem when I was on the way to NYC. Didn't see any whataboutisms in here from the GQP...

 

[Joes Place]

Georgia GOP Chair Goes Full Flat-Earth, Says Globes Are Part of a Conspiracy

Failed Republican gubernatorial candidate Kandiss Taylor claimed the prevalence of globes is part of an effort to bury evidence the Earth is flat.

www.rollingstone.com

Kandiss Taylor, a recently elected GOP District Chair in Georgia, would like to know why Big Globe won't stop shoving round-Earth propaganda down our throats.

In an interview with David Weiss (AKA "Flat Earth Dave") and Matt Long on her "Jesus, Guns, and Babies" podcast, Taylor and her guests discussed biblical "evidence" that the Earth is actually flat as a pancake. "The people that defend the globe don't know anything about the globe," said Weiss. "If they knew a tenth of what Matt and I know about the globe they would be Flat Earthers."

What Plants Crave!!!

 

[coasterhawk75]

The Flat Earth Society has members from around the globe. Figure that one out.

 

[ZachJump]

I am not sure she speaks for much of the Republican party...she received 3.4% of the vote in her last primary.

Granted it is scary she got 3.4%.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

This. Is. Amazing.

She tries to explain her position. I don’t think this helps. “Globe propaganda.”

 

[tarheelbybirth]

This. Is. Amazing.

She tries to explain her position. I don’t think this helps. “Globe propaganda.”

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What. The. Fvck?

 

[tarheelbybirth]

I am not sure she speaks for much of the Republican party...she received 3.4% of the vote in her last primary.

Granted it is scary she got 3.4%.

Get the Gateway Pundit to associate globes with...I dunno...globalism indoctrination...and you'll have the GOP pulling globes from classrooms across the country.

Guaranteed. They are f'n morans.

 

[win4jj]

She could go on a crusade and flatten out all the globes in schools.

 

[lucas80]

She could go on a crusade and flatten out all the globes in schools.

Don’t give the west if I-35 gang in the Iowa Legislature any ideas.

 

[anon_b29nm7v7dwp6r]

Don’t give the west if I-35 gang in the Iowa Legislature any ideas.

I was just going to say Kim should be all over this. Ban globes!!

 

[jonesy5960]

Wait til Ron DeSantis hears about this globe indoctrination going on in our schools. He'll be all over it. Then again if it's in Florida, all we need is one astute member of the community to put this leftist globe agenda out of commission and fire the first teacher that tries to spread this geographical heresy in our schools. I mean. Jesus would be rolling in his grave with this nonsense would he not??