***official 5/21/24 super storm thread***

[Tenacious E]

Schools here in the DSM metro are letting out early due to the threat of 80 mph gusts and tornados. Can't say I recall that ever happening before. We are letting people out of the office early but I'm staying put in the large steel and concrete building. Our garage is full of stuff due to an ongoing remodel so we can't park in it so the car will be safe here underground if we get whacked with hail. After derecho, I'm not sure what can happen with this storm short of a direct tornado hit on my house. What are your plans?

 

[Moral]

I got my mowing and weed eating done. Now I wait for certain death.

 

[TC Nole OX]

 

[poophawk]

my wife's place in rock isalnd letting out at 1p to wfh. i said its not even gonna rain in qc til 6p or later but whatever. softies

 

[torbee]

What’s wrong with Colon’s thread?

He’s an assman - but he’s OUR assman.

 

[QChawks]

 

[TC Nole OX]

 

[THE_DEVIL]

I got my mowing and weed eating done. Now I wait for certain death.

 

[Tenacious E]

What’s wrong with Colon’s thread?

He’s an assman - but he’s OUR assman.

Didn't see one. I have him on ignore.

 

[QChawks]

Didn't see one. I have him on ignore.

you don't beastiality?

 

[TC Nole OX]

Didn't see one. I have him on ignore.

Same here

 

[Tenacious E]

you don't beastiality?

I don't know what his deal is. He made a bunch of offensive posts which I think he thought were thought-provoking, but they were not. I was in the mode of ignoring posters from the Putin thread and he was just one more poster to avoid reading so I pulled the trigger.

 

[Colonoscopy]

I don't know what his deal is. He made a bunch of offensive posts which I think he thought were thought-provoking, but they were not. I was in the mode of ignoring posters from the Putin thread and he was just one more poster to avoid reading so I pulled the trigger.

They could have been, but they also could have been a trolling effort. Hard to say.

 

[QChawks]

walked the dog around the block over lunch

focking humid as shit

 

[millah_22]

walked the dog around the block over lunch

focking humid as shit

Check your swass

 

[THE_DEVIL]

4 hours ago in the DSM

 

[Moral]

4 hours ago in the DSM

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Wonder if their dunkers are on sale?

 

[bagdropper]

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This thing split in half right before us here in south side CR. I dunno about the CR weather bubble so far today...seems more like a south side CR bubble currently - the north side got a lot more rain from this morning than we did, then this latest one does the same thing.

 

[HawkBall23]

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This goes for most of us tonight, with concern to the impending stormageddon ...

 

[QChawks]

 

[TC Nole OX]

⚡️LIVE Storm Chasers - Significant TORNADO Threat in Iowa - MODERATE Risk

 

[Funky Bunch]

It must be a big deal. Frankie's taking time from eating cheeseburgers and saying BITTTTCOOOOOOOIIIN!

 

[TC Nole OX]

Hail busted windshield


🔴 Severe Weather Outbreak Likely Across Iowa - Live Storm Chase

 

[HawkBall23]

Everything else that is possible tonight? Whatever. But the tornado threat??

 

[TC Nole OX]

Brandon Copic, who is part of Reed Timmer’s crew, is currently near Des Moines. I usually watch him or Reed.


🔴TORNADO OUTBREAK POSSIBLE - LIVE STORM CHASER

 

[QChawks]

kids school just cancelled an indoor band concert for tonight

 

[BlIIlken2]

PDS basically for all of Iowa. Cool.

 

[jonesy5960]

I got my mowing and weed eating done. Now I wait for certain death.

I can hear the eulogy right now. "You know Moral was a good man who will mostly be remembered for the impeccable lawn that he kept...."

 

[StormHawk42]

I would love a good hailstorm on my car. Need a new one.

 

[Tenacious E]

It's weird because it looks like a nice day right now out my office windows.

 

[TC Nole OX]

It's weird because it looks like a nice day right now out my office windows.

Was clear skies until a few minutes ago on the chaser video I’m watching near DSM

 

[Tenacious E]

Was clear skies until a few minutes ago on the chaser video I’m watching near DSM

Sorry if this is too personal but are you located in DSM? Your handle has thrown me.

 

[TC Nole OX]

Sorry if this is too personal but are you located in DSM? Your handle has thrown me.

I’m in Tampa. I have the video in post #25 playing on my wall monitor. I have family SE of QC so I pay attention on days like this.

 

[Tenacious E]

I’m in Tampa. I have the video in post #25 playing on my wall monitor. I have family SE of QC so I pay attention on days like this.

Nice. In about 10 years, I wouldn't mind living down your way, at least a few months a year...

 

[Dorrman]

Daughter's soccer game still a go......as of now. Come on QC weather bubble

 

[Tenacious E]

Daughter's soccer game still a go......as of now. Come on QC weather bubble

I don't see what could possibly go wrong with hundreds of people out on the fields when the storms roll through. I say you guys tough it out.

 

[Bank of Hawk]

A big nothing burger probably. I just got done writing some crop hail insurance, now we wait.

 

[Dorrman]

 

[Moral]

I can hear the eulogy right now. "You know Moral was a good man who will mostly be remembered for the impeccable lawn that he kept...."

Two years ago I had the second worst lawn on the whole block. Last year I was pretty middle of the pack, this year I'm third by my rankings. The two beating me won't be unthroned as they look like something done by some YouTube yard influencers.

 

[HawkMachine]

Closing our office an hour early!

Off in 45 minutes! LFG