***OFFICIAL SOLAR ECLIPSE THREAD***

[ottumwan in tx]

I saw that all the hotels in Cleveland are sold out cause they’re in the 100% zone.
Bet all the hotel owners are ALREADY in rapture.

not to mention a certain basketball game yesterday

 

[goldmom]

I heard people are gonna die

My Mom (RIP) told us about an eclipse when she was just little - maybe early 1930’s - and she lived in then very rural North Carolina - it got totally dark and all the chickens went to roost just like night. Crickets chirping, birds got quiet and all the farm animals were acting like it was midnight.
My Grandmother didn’t understand what was happening and brought her kids in and got out the Bible. Just in case it was end times and Jesus was coming. My great grandfather came by when it was all over and had heard on the radio that it was something called an eclipse and everything was okay. He did tell my grandmother she’d done the right thing by bringing out the Bible though.

 

[Bank of Hawk]

My Mom (RIP) told us about an eclipse when she was just little - maybe early 1930’s - and she lived in then very rural North Carolina - it got totally dark and all the chickens went to roost just like night. Crickets chirping, birds got quiet and all the farm animals were acting like it was midnight.
My Grandmother didn’t understand what was happening and brought her kids in and got out the Bible. Just in case it was end times and Jesus was coming. My great grandfather came by when it was all over and had heard on the radio that it was something called an eclipse and everything was okay. He did tell my grandmother she’d done the right thing by bringing out the Bible though.

Cool story mam

 

[noleclone2]

There is a solar eclipse today? I had no idea.

 

[hawkirugged17]

 

[ottumwan in tx]

There is a solar eclipse today? I had no idea.

I heard it on the radio. I got my bible out.

 

[hawkirugged17]

 

[goldmom]

I heard it on the radio. I got my bible out.

Good move. 🌒

 

[hawkirugged17]

 

[SoDakHawk]

Meanwhile, somewhere in Texas...

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

We have our first fatality!!

 

[hawkirugged17]

 

[Rifler]

I heard people are gonna die

Sure,.. technically correct, since people die every day..

 

[ottumwan in tx]

 

[noleclone2]

 

[biggreydogs]

 

[ottumwan in tx]

wayyyy too darn cloudy here. supposed to be hitting us in like 15 mins. maybe the hand of god will come down with a spray bottle and a squidge

 

[hawkirugged17]

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Nothing burger. Although all the animals/birds are chirping up. Freaking out the dog

 

[WadeLookingbill]

NASA tv is the mvp today. Pretty amazing stuff.

 

[hawkirugged17]

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

 

[ottumwan in tx]

well we had a little viewing between the clouds. just got real dark and still.

 

[MikeyHawk]

just passed here, a small sliver, cool event

 

[ottumwan in tx]

why is abc showing people in indianapolis with no eye protection looking up at it? maybe they are looking at a big screen tv or something

 

[hawkirugged17]

 

[jonesy5960]

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Ohh...Pretty!

 

[lonestar50]

Indiana. That was f'n awesome. I loved it, got goosebumps

 

[hawkirugged17]

 

[jawatkins]

Any of yall get raptured?

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

so they have been telling us here in this area of texas, to get ready. 600,000 people are coming here. welp, we have had 10 million lately thanks to biden. so 600K theoretically should be no problem. but they did not arrive. last nite we were driving home from mizzou, right thru DFW and Waco, no traffic. they told us to stock up on groceries. HEB would be out of food. but they also told us , correctly, it was going to be cloudy today. it is. it is a huge joke.

Didn’t think an eclipse thead could turn political. I was wrong.

JFC let it go dude.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

Any of yall get raptured?

Sinner degens are still here.

 

[jawatkins]

Sinner degens are still here.

Yeah I was thinking about getting raptured but decided to go for the discount hell on earth package. I think this investment will be better in the long run.

 

[hawkirugged17]

 

[seminole97]

This is pretty dumb stuff that people are spending all kinds of money for a few minutes

 

[speak34]

 

[Rifler]

Any of yall get raptured?

How would they respond?... I mean, they'd be gone, right?

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Yeah I was thinking about getting raptured but decided to go for the discount hell on earth package. I think this investment will be better in the long run.

Wise decision. I mean when you win big in heaven can you get hookers and drugs?

 

[jawatkins]

How would they respond?... I mean, they'd be gone, right?

Why would you go if they ain’t got hort in heaven?

 

[Colonoscopy]

There is a solar eclipse today? I had no idea.