One of my worst fears just occurred

[BABiscuit]

Went to pee and a guy was just finishing a poop and it smelled awful. He leaves, I finish up and wash my hands. In comes some other dude that's going to think I am the one that did the awful poop. We dont really know each other so he will probably now just remember me as the guy with the horrible smelling poops.

Just the other day a similar setup occurred and I contemplated just standing at the urinal until somebody else came in and would see it wasnt me or the smell subsided.

 

[DooBi]

Who gives a crap if someone else thinks they dropped a smelly deuce? Do you think that other person doesn't have smelly shit?

 

[dgordo]

Huh, I like to be the guy with the smelly poop.

 

[BABiscuit]

Who gives a crap if someone else thinks they dropped a smelly deuce? Do you think that other person doesn't have smelly shit?

Not just smelly. Like something may be wrong with you smelly.

 

[WisestIowan]

Who gives a crap

I see what you did there.

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

Did smelly dude leaves pubes on the seat?

 

[WisestIowan]

Did smelly dude leaves pubes on the seat?

Thread merge. I see what you did there.

 

[jasonrann]

Went to pee and a guy was just finishing a poop and it smelled awful. He leaves, I finish up and wash my hands. In comes some other dude that's going to think I am the one that did the awful poop. We dont really know each other so he will probably now just remember me as the guy with the horrible smelling poops.

Just the other day a similar setup occurred and I contemplated just standing at the urinal until somebody else came in and would see it wasnt me or the smell subsided.

At least he didn't hear you rubbing one out.

 

[WisestIowan]

At least he didn't hear you rubbing one out.

Had a co-worker several years ago that went to the bathroom. He left his phone connected to his bluetooth at his desk. Oops. Porn galore. No one said anything to him because it was too bizarre to bring up.

 

[Old_wrestling_fan]

Went to pee and a guy was just finishing a poop and it smelled awful. He leaves, I finish up and wash my hands. In comes some other dude that's going to think I am the one that did the awful poop. We dont really know each other so he will probably now just remember me as the guy with the horrible smelling poops.

Just the other day a similar setup occurred and I contemplated just standing at the urinal until somebody else came in and would see it wasnt me or the smell subsided.

First world problem. If you ever find yourself in that situation again...just smile and waddle out the door. Guaranteed that the story will make it around the office.

 

[jasonrann]

Had a co-worker several years ago that went to the bathroom. He left his phone connected to his bluetooth at his desk. Oops. Porn galore. No one said anything to his because it was too bizarre to bring up.

WHOA. I work in an office of four men and 23 women. No way in HELL that would fly here.

 

[lucas80]

Had a co-worker several years ago that went to the bathroom. He left his phone connected to his bluetooth at his desk. Oops. Porn galore. No one said anything to his because it was too bizarre to bring up.

Car sales?

 

[lucas80]

WHOA. I work in an office of four men and 23 women. No way in HELL that would fly here.

Hair salon?

 

[WisestIowan]

Car sales?

Banking.

 

[WisestIowan]

WHOA. I work in an office of four men and 23 women. No way in HELL that would fly here.

Avon?

 

[jasonrann]

Hair salon?

Avon?

Commercial office furniture dealer. Most of the designers are women. I manage finance, accounting and administration.

 

[WisestIowan]

Commercial office furniture dealer. Most of the designers are women. I manage finance and accounting.

A buddy of mine owns his own commercial furniture brokerage business. Had no idea that was a thing until I met him.

 

[Menace Sockeyes]

Saw thread and thought it was about Alex Morgan getting pregnant by another man.

 

[jasonrann]

A buddy of mine owns his own commercial furniture brokerage business. Had no idea that was a thing until I met him.

I hear ya. I really had no idea until I got into the industry 17 years ago. Some companies are willing to spend a lot of money for the right aesthetic and to foster a certain culture in their businesses. That said, we also do a lot of work with the military, especially the marine corp and air force bases.

 

[WisestIowan]

I hear ya. I really had no idea until I got into the industry 17 years ago. Some companies are willing to spend a lot of money for the right aesthetic and to foster a certain culture in their businesses. That said, we also do a lot of work with the military, especially the marine corp and air force bases.

It's bizarre. He works a lot with Exxon, Chevron, BHP, etc. here in Houston. He does well.

 

[beanerhawk]

OP, may want to have your mom read this to you tonight at bedtime, I'll send her home early for you.

 

[srams21]

I work in an office of four men and 23 women

This could either be a really good thing or a really bad thing.

 

[jasonrann]

This could either be a really good thing or a really bad thing.

The word I would use is "challenging".

 

[Lone Clone]

Who gives a crap if someone else thinks they dropped a smelly deuce? Do you think that other person doesn't have smelly shit?

"Who gives a crap"?

Nice work.

 

[Fan In Black]

Its a dude who cares.