Makes total sense. He knows more about football than all the coordinators, Ohio State would never violate our defenses because Ryan Day is a great guy who gives gifts to the Trump kids, his reality show on BTN will get great ratings (much better than Sleepy James Franklin), and he totally trusts Connor Stallions would never steal signs from Iowa because he received such a beautiful letter from him.
Of course, we'll inevitably go bankrupt and have the most losses ever by the end of his tenure, but it'll Make Iowa City Great Again.