OT-State Laws-Say What?

[Kwoodhawk]

In honor of the coming Iowa Caucus's and all of our dearly beloved elected officials. Here are some examples of different State Laws our Politicians have enacted for our benefit.

Azchief-In Arizona it is illegal for donkeys to sleep in bathtubs.

Jaysdad-Any frog that dies in a frog jumping contest....well it is illegal to eat it. Just saying.

Burak-No horseback riding in Colorado while under the influence. Guess that would be RUI.

255-In Florida if you park an elephant at a parking meter....you still have to feed the meter.

PapaBearSlim-Watch your kids. In Illinois it is LEGAL for a minor to drink as long as they are enrolled in a culinary program.

MSU-Illegal in Michigan for a woman to cut her own hair without her husbands permission. Finally one with a bit of sense.

Jammenz-Illegal to cross the the State line with a duck atop his or her head. We think this may actually apply to you.

CPHawkinthelou-Can't drive with an uncaged bear in your vehicle. Big no-no.

Abro-In New Jersey it is illegal for a man to knit during fishing season. Remember that Bro.

Tarphawk-Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00PM Not sure about the fine so be careful.

tOSU Team-we're watching all of you and will turn you in if we catch any of you getting a fish drunk.

Oregon front porch-Illegal to hunt in any cemetery.

Tognetti-Illegal to wrestle a bear. But what the H>>>>Go for it Mike. We won't tell on you.

Carl & The Fun Boys-Illegal to tell a fortune teller where to dig for buried treasure in PA.

Klaprodt-No sleeping in a chesse factory......Yep, illegal.

NashvilleHawk-Against the law to share your Netflix password.

Texas-Illegal to sell your eye. But you're a ref....so too late already I guess

Hope Carl is careful when he goes back to visit in Utah because it is illegal to NOT drink milk.

And for all you local Hawks.....relax.....if you hear any one armed piano players playing.....they must, by law, play for free. So you don't have to pay them. Cool huh.

 

[Kwoodhawk]

And for any of you out of State lurkers.....

Alabama-Illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in Church. Guess Evans is safe from that one.

Alaska-Illegal to wake a sleeping bear to take a picture.

Arkansas-Illegal to mispronounce "Arkansas. See what happens when you marry your Cousins.

Connecticut-Pickle isn't a pickle unless it bounces. Not sure if this is XXX rated or not.

Georgia-Illegal to keep an ice cream cone in your back pocket on Sunday. Guess you can only do it the other 6 days. Huh?

Hawaii-Illegal to place coins in your ears. Careful if you're traveling there Gobblin.

Idaho-Illegal to give your sweetheart a box of chocolates that weighs more than 50 lb. Thanks Heavens you don't live there Fortunata.

Indiana-Mustaches are illegal if the bearer is prone to habitually kissing other humans. Now we know why jammenz doesn't like their team next.

Kansas-If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. Wait...What???

Louisiana-$500 fine if you send a pizza order to someone's house without their knowledge. Watching you HIWILLIE

Kentucky-You cannot dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.

Maryland-$10 fine for wearing a sleeveless shirt in a public park.

Massachusetts-Illegal to own an exploding golf ball. This means you VallHoll

Maine-Illegal to keep Christmas decorations up after January 14th. Take'em down wasdt21....c'mon get going.

Mississippi-Up to $100 fine for using profane language in public places. Hope they don't implement that here on HR.

Montana-Guiding sheep onto RR tracks with intent to injure the train can result in a fine of $50,000 and up to 5 years in prison. Must be a heck of a problem they have going out there.

Nevada-Illegal to drive a Camel on the Highway. Prostitution and gambling no problem though. Not saying anything about anybody here.............. But you'all know who you are don't you..........

Nebraska-Illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.

New Hampshire-Since 1973 it has been illegal to carry away or collect seaweed at night. This means YOU!

New Mexico-State officials ordered 400 sexually explicit words removed from...................Romeo and Juliet. Yea Ok....whatever..........sheeeeesssh.

North Carolina-Illegal to use elephants to plow cotton fields. Who knew that Mules had a Union?

North Dakota-Illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. Bet that applies to lots of you.

Rhode Island-Biting off someone's limb will result in 1-20 years in prison. Careful there Hannibal Lecter.

South Carolina-Horses may not be kept in bathtubs. Somebody been checking up on you Arizona.

Vermont-Women must obtain written permission from their husband to wear false teeth. WELL....OF COURSE!

Washington-The harassing of Bigfoot, Sasquatch, or other undiscovered species is a felony punishable by a fine and/or imprisonment. Might result in death if you harass him too far. See that Jerky commercial for further info.

West Virginia-Whistling underwater is prohibited. Dang it....was just gonna start practicing too.

Wisconsin-Illegal to serve butter substitutes in Prison. I can't believe it's not butter.

Wyoming-you may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit. Where do I apply?

Puerto Rico......you don't count.

And especially.......Washington D. C...... you don't count either.

Politicians........God Love'em..................who else would.

 

[wasdt21]

hunting rabbits in iowa city?

 

[Azchief32]

Crashing into Taco Bell's in PA?

 

[255]

Yes, unless the elephant has special plates. Typically there is always an open lot for the honkers but if your stuck....the cost is peanuts compared to the plate.

 

[Kwoodhawk]

hunting rabbits in iowa city?

Perfectly legal......so I hear.

 

[Kwoodhawk]

Crashing into Taco Bell's in PA?

He thought they were open 24/7.

 

[Kwoodhawk]

Yes, unless the elephant has special plates. Typically there is always an open lot for the honkers but if your stuck....the cost is peanuts compared to the plate.

Some Clown from Ringling Circus must have really had fun one time too many down at their Winter HQ.

 

[Kwoodhawk]

So Tognetti can't wrestle bears in OK and CPHawk can't drive in MO with an uncaged bear and a special shoutout to PapaBearSlim. In case you were wondering what a bear does when he leaves the woods..........cause we all know what a bear does in the woods.

Watch ALL the way thru. 1min 59 sec. of surprise ending.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/eryxAcsTcOA?rel=0