Pinning a hawkeye - pffft! Don't you know, I outscored Michigan State at Nationals last year all by myself - and I didn't even take the mat! That's how badass I am.If your son ever pins a Hawkeye, you might want to lay low for a while, there, Papa. . . .
Better yet, maybe he could just become a Hawkeye and we can put all of this behind us. . . . Deal?