Peanut butter and Jelly is the best sandwich

[BelemNole]

Was thinking about this today when I stopped at home for a quick bite. Sure, it may not be as glamorous or fancy as some of your big name sandwiches but it checks every box:
Can be made for pennies.
Kids will eat it.
Won't go bad if left unrefrigerated for a few days.
Fills you up.
Healthy.
Tasty.
Potential to kill off losers with peanut allergies.

What more could you want?

 

[BioHawk]

Can't argue those points.

 

[rchawk]

Potential to kill off losers with peanut allergies.

What more could you want?

You make some good points, but my taste buds have changed since age six. Sandwiches with a lot more gluten could be the way to go.

 

[LBoogie28]

Eat several a week. It’s my treat to myself (when needing to load up on fats). Use Homeplate peanut butter (honey added). Greatness.

 

[IACub]

 

[BrunoMars420]

Cheap Ramen and eggs is the ultimate poor people foods.

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

Jelly is disgusting.

 

[IACub]

Jelly is disgusting.

@jellyfish10

 

[BelemNole]

Cheap Ramen and eggs is the ultimate poor people foods.

That's a great sandwich. Fail as usual.

 

[BelemNole]

Jelly is disgusting.

He's an ok poster. Use jam instead.

 

[torbee]

Wrong.

The hot dog is the perfect sandwich.

Fight me.

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

He's an ok poster. Use jam instead.

Oh OP’s mom get a big jam last night!

 

[JWolf74]

I prefer it on toast. Jam is far superior but it's my go to food in the lounge during an overnight call shift. That and PB and Graham crackers.

 

[Dorrman]

 

[BelemNole]

Wrong.

The hot dog is the perfect sandwich.

Fight me.

I'll accept that a hot dog is a sandwich, now tell me why it's better. Use your words newsy.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Agree with Belem. My problem is they are so good and so easy to eat I could easily eat 2 or 3 at one sitting.

 

[JWolf74]

Wrong.

The hot dog is the perfect sandwich.

Fight me.

Alternate headline:

"Torbee likes weiners in his mouth"

 

[WisestIowan]

I prefer it on toast. Jam is far superior but it's my go to food in the lounge during an overnight call shift. That and PB and Graham crackers.

You know the difference between jelly and jam?












I can't jelly my d*ck in your a$$.

 

[rchawk]

Cheap Ramen and eggs is the ultimate poor people foods.[/QUOTE

If you are a college student (?). Study and get your degree, then you will be able to add some real beef to those to noodles.

 

[QChawks]

it's a good snack, they don't fill me up

my kids eat one every day for school

 

[The Tradition]

For food found in the average American kitchen at any particular time, grilled cheese is the best sammich.

For best sandwich regardless of ingredients availability, REUBEN FTW!

 

[torbee]

I'll accept that a hot dog is a sandwich, now tell me why it's better. Use your words newsy.

Also will last for days (maybe weeks!) un-refrigerated.
Can be enjoyed cooked OR uncooked.
Less messy than jelly.
Has MEAT in it - no self-respecting "best" sandwich can be meatless.
Fills you up.
Can double as a sex toy.

 

[BelemNole]

Also will last for days (maybe weeks!) un-refrigerated.
Can be enjoyed cooked OR uncooked.
Less messy than jelly.
Has MEAT in it - no self-respecting "best" sandwich can be meatless.
Fills you up.
Can double as a sex toy.

Uh....I'm not sure what to do with most of those. Your statements appear to argue against themselves.

 

[torbee]

Uh....I'm not sure what to do with most of those. Your statements appear to argue against themselves.

I'm an unconventional thinker.

 

[The Tradition]

I wanna a video of him eating a hot dog that has been sitting out for weeks.

 

[jellyfish10]

Jelly is disgusting.

GFY.

 

[torbee]

I wanna a video of him eating a hot dog that has been sitting out for weeks.

There are many, on the dark web.

 

[BelemNole]

I wanna a video of him eating a hot dog that has been sitting out for weeks.

Before or after it was used as a sex toy?

 

[jellyfish10]

He's an ok poster. Use jam instead.

Hey dude I don’t know how much time I got left...I’m gonna get real weird with it.

And FWIW, I have been an ardent supporter of the Nole invasion.

 

[The Tradition]

Before or after it was used as a sex toy?

Oh, afterwards of course.

 

[BelemNole]

Hey dude I don’t know how much time I got left...I’m gonna get real weird with it.

And FWIW, I have been an ardent supporter of the Nole invasion.

You'll last longer if you quit picking up paranoid schizophrenics at the bars.

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

GFY.

I don't like Jelly! It's nasty man! I'd rather have just a PB!

 

[DFSNOLE]

Was thinking about this today when I stopped at home for a quick bite. Sure, it may not be as glamorous or fancy as some of your big name sandwiches but it checks every box:
Can be made for pennies.
Kids will eat it.
Won't go bad if left unrefrigerated for a few days.
Fills you up.
Healthy.
Tasty.
Potential to kill off losers with peanut allergies.

What more could you want?

I butter the bread too just because it tastes good. PB,B&J

 

[Fijimn]

For food found in the average American kitchen at any particular time, grilled cheese is the best sammich.

For best sandwich regardless of ingredients availability, REUBEN FTW!

The muffuletta is the best sandwich — there is no debating this

 

[The Tradition]

The muffuletta is the best sandwich — there is no debating this

That has green olives. Do not want.

 

[NoleATL]

Did someone say Peanut Butter Jelly time?

 

[TennNole17]

PBJ with crunchy peanut butter, and a tall cold glass of milk.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

Was thinking about this today when I stopped at home for a quick bite. Sure, it may not be as glamorous or fancy as some of your big name sandwiches but it checks every box:
Can be made for pennies.
Kids will eat it.
Won't go bad if left unrefrigerated for a few days.
Fills you up.
Healthy.
Tasty.
Potential to kill off losers with peanut allergies.

What more could you want?

Your Mom prefers I prepare hers with my penis butter with a little KY jelly.

 

[rchawk]

PBJ with crunchy peanut butter, and a tall cold glass of milk.

Definitely crunchy. You go smooth peanut butter if your teeth are hurting.

 

[BelemNole]

Your Mom prefers I prepare hers with my penis butter with a little KY jelly.

She told me she asked for one of Torbee's hot dogs too because your "sandwich" was short on meat.