Phobia of pooping in public

[QChawks]

anyone have this?

I believe our old friend torbee suffered from this.

Personally I'll poop wherever. Airport, stadiums, but my favorite is the magic toilet in the executive wing of the office. It has a butt warmer and electric lid.

 

[moral_victory]

Why would you need to poop anywhere but home? Don't you poop once at a day at precisely the same time in the morning?

 

[TJ8869]

Why would you need to poop anywhere but home? Don't you poop once at a day at precisely the same time in the morning?

Thrice daily. You need more fiber in your diet.

 

[moral_victory]

Thrice daily. You need more fiber in your diet.

I have a ton of fiber in my diet. Hell my diet is mostly plant based. My daily dump makes cattle feel like they need more fiber.

 

[QChawks]

I don't always poop in the morning. A lot of times it doesn't happen until after my second cup of coffee at work.

If I eat a big lunch I might need an afternooner.

 

[StormHawk42]

Used to but have started caring less as I get older. Still refrain from grunting or letting some power fart out when I know someone else is in there. I try to be a little discreet.

 

[lucas80]

Define public. Been tempted at Kinnick when there was a big line at the porta potties. Does the bushes next to the railroad tracks count as public?

 

[Wahawk56]

I don't poop in public. If a hotel is near by I'll go use one of their lobby bathrooms. Usually no one comes in.

 

[moral_victory]

I don't poop in public. If a hotel is near by I'll go use one of their lobby bathrooms. Usually no one comes in.

That is a good idea. Hotels usually have nice bathrooms in the lobby.

 

[Herkmeister]

POOPING TRAVEL TIPS:

1. Hospitals are excellent and clean places.
2. Faculty restrooms at community colleges
3. Hotels

EMERGENCY TIPS:

1. If caught on the car with major diarrhea, try sitting on the front bumper of your car. I swear it's comfortable and if you have a newspaper, you can truly enjoy yourself.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Define public. Been tempted at Kinnick when there was a big line at the porta potties. Does the bushes next to the railroad tracks count as public?

The Kinnick story reminded me of a guy who I used to play ball with who was a crazy drunk. Once after an Iowa game ( pre Hayden ) he got into the back of an old fashioned Dodge station wagon that we used for tailgating, lowered the back window after shedding his pants and proceeded to drop a deuce out of the back of the wagon onto the Coralville strip. He would go on to become a fine Postal worker.

 

[terrehawk]

I can poop anywhere clean. But I cannot stand dirty smelly bathrooms. If the toilet is dirty I will drive 20 minutes out of my way just to find a clean one.

 

[Herkmeister]

Mrs Herk has pooped in the Carrier Dome. Very proud moment for her.

 

[PCBHAWK]

I dont like doing it today, but I will if have to go and cant wait to get home.

I remember going to Iowa basketball camp as a kid and I did not take a dump for a week.

 

[bhawk24bob]

I draw the line at sporting events unless it's absolutely necessary and even then, I might just risk shitting my pants

 

[NoleSoup4U]

No, when it's time to blast off, it's time to blast off.

 

[Rustys Dad]

When Mother Nature calls there's no stopping it ...

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

I can if I have to but I really don't like going #2 in public restrooms.

Wouldn't call it a phobia but I def. prefer a nice quiet private restroom for that.

 

[sijoint]

anyone have this?

I believe our old friend torbee suffered from this.

Personally I'll poop wherever. Airport, stadiums, but my favorite is the magic toilet in the executive wing of the office. It has a butt warmer and electric lid.

Is your office in Nebraska?

 

[DavenportHawk8]

I don't always poop in the morning. A lot of times it doesn't happen until after my second cup of coffee at work.

If I eat a big lunch I might need an afternooner.

Same here. I'll go anywhere but its nicer to be at home. Hell was in a hotel for a week for work and struggled. Got home and unleashed a doozie. Wife had to open all the windows and air out the house. (should be noted all week all I ate was Buffalo Wild Wings).

 

[UKGrad93]

I can go anywhere, but I mostly want privacy and/or anonymity.

 

[McLovin32]

I'll crap friggin anywhere.

 

[millah_22]

I'll crap friggin anywhere.

ya I bet

 

[Bro D]

I mean I'm not gonna poop in the middle of yankee stadium if thats what you mean but I'll poop in a disease infested interstate toilet if I have to

 

[BrianNole777]

I saw OP's Mom pooping in my back yard once at 3 A.M.

She was hammered drunk. Once I threatened to call the cops on her, she fled.

 

[millah_22]

I mean I'm not gonna poop in the middle of yankee stadium if thats what you mean but I'll poop in a disease infested interstate toilet if I have to

 

[Bro D]

Like I'm not gonna poop in front of people. That's only accidental and most likely at hy vee

 

[McLovin32]

ya I bet

C’mere and I’ll show ya

 

[millah_22]

C’mere and I’ll show ya

 

[runkpanole]

If you haven’t pooped in a porta-potty at a tailgate, you’re letting the best in life pass you by.

 

[hawksurprize]

If you haven’t pooped in a porta-potty at a tailgate, you’re letting the best in life pass you by.

Working for a seed corn company I get to break a few of those blue rooms in each summer. Luckily I know which fields haven't been crewed yet so they haven't been totally destroyed upon my arrival.
Pro tip keep keys and wallet in your vehicle for safe keeping.

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

Same here. I'll go anywhere but its nicer to be at home. Hell was in a hotel for a week for work and struggled. Got home and unleashed a doozie. Wife had to open all the windows and air out the house. (should be noted all week all I ate was Buffalo Wild Wings).

For God’s sake man, courtesy flush.

Unless you are in a Nebraska office then leave the deuce to aerate the bathroom so it then ruminate out into the office area. Nothing better spreading the love in that environment.

Me, when you’ve got to go, you find the best possible place to go. I like to find businesses that keep their facilities clean like Kwik Star, CFA, Lowe’s, hotels that aren’t full service ones like HGI, Hampton, Fairfield Inn, etc.

 

[Brian_Fantana]

I'll crap friggin anywhere.

Same. I’m not particularly proud of it; but my timing has been pretty regular in life and if I don’t get that shit done before leaving the house, it’s bound to happen. I’d say my top 3 moment were

1 - a bar in Minneapolis pre Iowa/Mn game at the old metrodome. Just had one shitter with about 6 urinals and a line to the bathroom 20 deep. Shitter was just in the open by the entrance with no stall. Sitting on a shitter while many taking a leak, is an experience

2 - Sharkys in Cedar Falls around 1999. Wasn’t a morning issue; but had a clincher, probably from their awful all you can drink $5 beer. Their bathroom also did not have a stall for their shitter; but it was a no win moment. Anyone that’s been to a sharkys back then, knows their bathroom and it is not pleasant.

3 - many tailgate biffies; but the worst I can think of was a jimmy buffet concert at alpine valley. It was full of shit and puke. I gag thinking about it and cannot imagine how gals feel or those that sit down to piss. At least guys can use the side urinal or just go outside

And a close finalist was Wrigley Field maybe 15 years ago. Another butt clincher and had to lay a couple layers of TP on the stahl; but at least they have doors.

Ok - just realized I am a digesting MF sometimes; but gotta do what yah gotta do

 

[Scott559]

I’m a once a day pooper, Been that way pretty much my entire adult life. Get up in morning, Drink coffee, Head for toilet. So my pooping environment is pretty controlled.