pooping with flannel shirts
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You keep your clothes on when you poop?
not all the time but when I poop inside I take it off. It's annoying.
not my pants.
You take your clothes off when you poop?
Are y'all gonna have another sit/stand discussion? Clothed/nekkid while pooping?
Thought this thread was about my high school punk band “Pooping with Plaid Shirts”. Easy mistake.
Why some men need to poop completely naked
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How often are you pooping outside? Are you trying to show the deer and raccoons who's boss?
A sign of me being hung over, and not a light hangover, is if I get completely naked to take a poo.
I'm talking the type of hangover where you sit there, face buried in both palms and questioning whether or not you'd rather just jump in front of a semi than survive to the next day.
GETTING NAKED TO POOP IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM, SERIOUSLY???
Since when did George Costanza post on here?
I only poop outside when I forget the garage code and it's a photo finish or when it's requested on on Onlyfans.
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What’s your account. I’m not blinking first on this.
Get a garage opener with an app, man.
OnlyFans, yeah, I get that.
OnlyFans, yeah, I get that.
Bro. Pooping after a shower means you’ve already lost the day.
Wendy is killing it in this thread!
I feel like this thread I can brag about my boys today. So, we went to Iowa City to have MRI’s done on both of their brain’s. (Nothing bad) They both have Nystagmus, and the eye doc in Iowa City wanted to get pictures done to see what is causing it. I had it when i was was their age as well. But they didn’t match up with me if that makes sense. So, they couldn’t eat until the MRI’s were completed and they were woken up after being sedated. They didn’t throw a fit at all. They didn’t get to eat until late afternoon. I thought it would be a massive shit show with a 5 and 3 year old. I was proven wrong! They just waited until we almost got back to Des Moines to assclowns!
Yeah. Morning coffee to loosen things up, take clothes off in preparation for morning shower, take said dump and shower.
ok so what does this have to do with pooping in flannels?
Vasaovagal...don't strain too hard. Stay hydrated. Eat your fiber.
He’s mad that someone else started a poop thread.
I had a fart that I decided I better not trust. Good thing cause it required 3 wipes.
If you stand straight up to wipe you probably got a dirty crack or no butt to speak of.
Easy solution. Bezos is selling this 5 inch booster for your toilet seat on Amazon. You should be sitting high and dry with this marvel while sporting the flannel.
Amazon product ASIN B000AEGCQM
Amazon product ASIN B000AEGCQM
I don't understand how my flannel gets shorter by sitting higher but I appreciate the research. If I can get 2 day delivery I'll give it a shit.
You can probably return it within 30 days if not satisfied. Just wipe ‘er down.
