pooping with flannel shirts
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I am triple-checking the tape seal on that box.
I am going to invent a collapsible product that will easily hold all of the clothing for a person that gets nude in public bathrooms.
Perhaps just lift the back of your flannel shirt as you are sitting down onto the toilet?,.. might work.
Did you mention public restrooms?
I pulled a marathon run out to Houston with two of my brothers for a funeral several years back... 3,000ish miles over a long weekend. Cousin lost her husband, who was Greek and a helluva good guy. The Ouzo started pouring (we averaged a bottle per cousin) and I had brought along multiple cases of NC craft brews.
Thing is, we was warned. Cousins brother said, “Oh shit. The Greeks are gonna get our asses drunk!”
The run back along the Ten was brutal the next day, tho I introduced brothers to Boudin, which was a hit. Piss stop in East Texas created a scene for the ages. The stalls were separated by walls only four foot tall or so. Brother, sitting down out of sight starts screaming about how, “It burns, oh God it burns!”
Bustling place got deathly quiet. Brother stands up and is obviously cleaning himself. Goes on to introduce us to the crowd. Waves to all as we depart the premises… CYA.
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I really try to only poop at home.
However, there's been a few "have to go now" moments and Scheels was the point of impact.
I’ve pooped in a Scheels, I remember it pretty vividly. Was shopping for ski pants in early spring and they were not having a big selection in my size. My brother and sister-in-law were also there getting her some ski pants. They were not having much luck, she’s a big woman, and I suggested she look in the men’s section. I know my brother wanted to make the suggestion but that he also wanted to not upset the apple cart that early in the family vacation.
Anyway I felt the rumbling in my tummy and stacked the pants I wanted and headed to the toilets. It was a well kept restroom and I had no problem relieving myself. When I got back the pants I wanted were gone. I had to go to the secondary pair. At the registers I discovered the sister-in-law took and bought the pair I wanted.I know this was just to spite me for suggesting she shop in the men’s section because they were too tight and too long for her, I’m 6’ 2 and she’s maybe 5’ 5. That lady wore the uncomfortable ski pants but only skiied one day. She’d never admit it but those spite pants cost her a couple days of skiing. And I felt great after that poop.
Yeah, that is strange,.. How do you even do that without spreading shit onto places it doesn't need to be?
Stand up while bending over to keep the position the same? Just spitballing here....
Seems like a good way to pass out/lose your balance and fall on your face.
