Poster Introductions

[Todd Lickliter]

hey all!!

I used to post here long ago but migrated to a different board.

I'm trying to get a rundown of the unfamiliar cast of characters here. Some names I recognize but it's hard to keep all the rainbow confederate flags straight ( pun intended LOL )

Part of what makes a message board great is understanding the personas and being able to associate the repetitive tripe to stuff, making it like a soap opera.

That's why I liked the other board because with a simple google search you could figure out who most of the people were based on the fact they shared their job, hometown, current city, age etc etc.

Who are the posters to pay attention to around here-- the political geniuses, the comedic inspirations, the guys who post the pics of hotties. Who does a newbie need to pay attention to?!?

 

[Huey Grey]

I'm a 24 year old dental hygienist with long legs, perky breasts, and a hunger for middle aged men who spend all day on the internet.

 

[moral_victory]

I'm a 22 year old secretary with a round ass, small breasts, and an unquenchable thirst for middle aged men who spend all day on the internet.

 

[Vroom_C14]

I'm a 24 year old dental hygienist with long legs, perky breasts, and a hunger for middle aged men who spend all day on the internet.

You forgot to mention you were tucking it under to look like a woman - Buffalo Bill.

 

[Funky Bunch]

 

[moral_victory]

You forgot to mention you were tucking it under to look like a woman - Buffalo Bill.

Sweet, that's a kink of mine.

 

[Vroom_C14]

Sweet, that's a kink of mine.

I knew you and Huey were one and the same.

 

[Huey Grey]

I knew you and Huey were one and the same.

We are. And WWJD, Red, and Ciggy. Who knew that literally half of the posts on here are done by the same supple and horny coed?

 

[Vroom_C14]

We are. And WWJD, Red, and Ciggy. Who knew that literally half of the posts on here are done by the same supple and horny coed?

I bet your reach-around's are epic!

 

[naturalmwa]

I'm a 24 year old dental hygienist with long legs, perky breasts, and a hunger for middle aged men who spend all day on the internet.

I pictured you differently, but I picked up on the oral fixation.

Welcome Todd, don't get too sensitive. We'll haze you eventually if we decide you matter. Posting pics will help us decide.

 

[naturalmwa]

I bet your reach-around's are epic!

You know this is a common misunderstanding of what's really going on.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

You forgot to mention you were tucking it under to look like a woman - Buffalo Bill.

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

 

[jscott78]

I would pay attention to what jscott78 has to say along with a few others.

hey all!!

I used to post here long ago but migrated to a different board.

I'm trying to get a rundown of the unfamiliar cast of characters here. Some names I recognize but it's hard to keep all the rainbow confederate flags straight ( pun intended LOL )

Part of what makes a message board great is understanding the personas and being able to associate the repetitive tripe to stuff, making it like a soap opera.

That's why I liked the other board because with a simple google search you could figure out who most of the people were based on the fact they shared their job, hometown, current city, age etc etc.

Who are the posters to pay attention to around here-- the political geniuses, the comedic inspirations, the guys who post the pics of hotties. Who does a newbie need to pay attention to?!?

 

[Lone Clone]

I'm the guy you need to contact if you want someone's error corrected.

 

[Todd Lickliter]

I pictured you differently, but I picked up on the oral fixation.

Welcome Todd, don't get too sensitive. We'll haze you eventually if we decide you matter. Posting pics will help us decide.

I'm not super concerned about fitting in as the other board was a lot better in most aspects but I'm more looking for whose threads to read some funny or smart things and not just links to something someone else thinks or wrote

 

[naturalmwa]

I'm not super concerned about fitting in as the other board was a lot better in most aspects but I'm more looking for whose threads to read some funny or smart things and not just links to something someone else thinks or wrote

Oh, you're going to be disappointed. What was the other board? Maybe we should all go there.

 

[Funky Bunch]

You know this is a common misunderstanding of what's really going on.

nobody wants to touch this?

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

Got a problem? Need help? Odds against you? Call Ol' Doodle. 212-555-4200

 

[naturalmwa]

nobody wants to touch this?

That's the entire point. You don't need to touch with the reach around if you are hitting the gland right. Only a novice needs a reach around. A pro pulls the arms back like reins and rides that stallion home.

 

[Fan In Black]

I'm a middle aged man who spends all day on the internet who has a hunger for young women with long legs, round asses, and small perky breasts.

 

[aflachawk]

I am an old, balding man( no pics)

 

[Vroom_C14]

I'm a 24 year old dental hygienist with long legs, perky breasts, and a hunger for middle aged men who spend all day on the internet.

 

[ping72]

My shoulders always hurt...

 

[naturalmwa]

My shoulders always hurt...

 

[hooper56]

I'm a 24 year old dental hygienist with long legs, perky breasts, and a hunger for middle aged men who spend all day on the internet.

How do you stand looking at stinky teeth all day?

 

[Todd Lickliter]

I think they typically sit in a roller chair.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you

 

[naturalmwa]

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you

He's going to confuse you with Lute now.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

He's going to confuse you with Lute now.

{rolling.lol.gif}

 

[Lone Clone]

I'm a middle aged man who spends all day on the internet who has a hunger for young women with long legs, round asses, and small perky breasts.

Is this what they mean by identity theft?

 

[millah_22]

 

[unIowa]

Hi Todd,

I hate what you did to Iowa basketball, i hope you and your son die of a flesh eating bacteria.

 

[mstp1992]

hey all!!

I used to post here long ago but migrated to a different board.

I'm trying to get a rundown of the unfamiliar cast of characters here. Some names I recognize but it's hard to keep all the rainbow confederate flags straight ( pun intended LOL )

Part of what makes a message board great is understanding the personas and being able to associate the repetitive tripe to stuff, making it like a soap opera.

That's why I liked the other board because with a simple google search you could figure out who most of the people were based on the fact they shared their job, hometown, current city, age etc etc.

Who are the posters to pay attention to around here-- the political geniuses, the comedic inspirations, the guys who post the pics of hotties. Who does a newbie need to pay attention to?!?

 

[mstp1992]

hey all!!

I used to post here long ago but migrated to a different board.

I'm trying to get a rundown of the unfamiliar cast of characters here. Some names I recognize but it's hard to keep all the rainbow confederate flags straight ( pun intended LOL )

Part of what makes a message board great is understanding the personas and being able to associate the repetitive tripe to stuff, making it like a soap opera.

That's why I liked the other board because with a simple google search you could figure out who most of the people were based on the fact they shared their job, hometown, current city, age etc etc.

Who are the posters to pay attention to around here-- the political geniuses, the comedic inspirations, the guys who post the pics of hotties. Who does a newbie need to pay attention to?!?

 

[22*43*51]

I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

 

[iCRUNCH]

farts are not to be trusted

 

[baycity4]

 

[linkshero]

hey all!!
That's why I liked the other board because with a simple google search you could figure out who most of the people were based on the fact they shared their job, hometown, current city, age etc etc.
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Soo, you lead off admitting that you are going to creep the interwebz to try and figure out who people are?

 

[Funky Bunch]

How Op got his name

Natural: Am I licking too hard?
Todd: Lick lighter