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Predict the next insane Trump move

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I figured this could be fun. What asinine thing will he try to do or actually do next?

Here is mine, he has the country hurtling toward another inflation run but our mad godking is going to try his damndest to assert he has the authority to stop the fed from inevitably moving back up the interest rates.

It is a simple thing to predict because 1) he thinks he really is a king and 2) the fed hiking interest rates again is for sure going to trigger bad things for the economy, especially real estate that has managed to hang on despite the rise in mortgages but already is really showing strains as mortgage lenders have not been able to lower rates at all because the lenders can see the inevitable hike.
 
I figured this could be fun. What asinine thing will he try to do or actually do next?

Here is mine, he has the country hurtling toward another inflation run but our mad godking is going to try his damndest to assert he has the authority to stop the fed from inevitably moving back up the interest rates.

It is a simple thing to predict because 1) he thinks he really is a king and 2) the fed hiking interest rates again is for sure going to trigger bad things for the economy, especially real estate that has managed to hang on despite the rise in mortgages but already is really showing strains as mortgage lenders have not been able to lower rates at all because the lenders can see the inevitable hike.
he'll convene a press event where he literally shills products on the white house lawn for his biggest political donor...products he's criticized in the past (before said political donations)
 
I was going to write something about how he will literally ejac and paint the faces of his awaiting loyalists on live TV. But I dont want to seem hyperbolic. Not sure what's left though.
 
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I figured this could be fun. What asinine thing will he try to do or actually do next?

Here is mine, he has the country hurtling toward another inflation run but our mad godking is going to try his damndest to assert he has the authority to stop the fed from inevitably moving back up the interest rates.

It is a simple thing to predict because 1) he thinks he really is a king and 2) the fed hiking interest rates again is for sure going to trigger bad things for the economy, especially real estate that has managed to hang on despite the rise in mortgages but already is really showing strains as mortgage lenders have not been able to lower rates at all because the lenders can see the inevitable hike.
Fun? It happens by the hour. The corruption right out there now and crickets from the GOP enablers
 
He donates all his wealth to people in poverty. We libs would be owned by this. Definitely don't do this Donald. Giving all your money away would break us.
Well since he is banned from participating in philanthropic activities due to literally being guilty of running a fake charity scam … I unfortunately think this one is a pipe dream.
 
I imagine it will have something to do with Ukraine.

Here is my list of things on the agenda for Team Trump to pursue throughout his term:

1. Executive order for all trans and LGBTQ people to be institutionalized and put through gay conversion therapy.

2. Declare Trump’s birthday a federal holiday.

3. Push a bill to add Trump to Mount Rushmore.

4. Declare Christianity the national religion.

5. Require all public schools to teach the Bible and pledge allegiance to Trump and the flag.

6. Order the military to take over Ottawa.

7. Eliminate federal income taxes for the top 3%

8. Order the military to take over Mexico.

9. Remove all “offensive” books from public schools and replace textbooks with Trump-approved textbooks of revisionist history.

10. Stand outside the White House holding a Bible while declaring himself the second coming of Jesus.
 
I think he is itching to use the military. In what fashion, I don’t know…

This.

He's got a hard on for Canada and Greenland, but he wants to pressure them into wanting it themselves.

When that fails (which it will), he'll panic because his ego is so frail he'll never accept anything that makes him look weak. After all, he's more or less gone on record that he wants them annexed.

He's painted himself into that corner...
 
This.

He's got a hard on for Canada and Greenland, but he wants to pressure them into wanting it themselves.

When that fails (which it will), he'll panic because his ego is so frail he'll never accept anything that makes him look weak. After all, he's more or less gone on record that he wants them annexed.

He's painted himself into that corner...
If he uses the military, I think it will be against Mexico and the cartels. this is a real possibility.
 
Some sort of dividend check send to everyone. Probably with a big ol lie about how it's a result of spending cuts.

He'll also continue to use the power of the government to arrest and harass activists and lawfirms, and like six conservatives nationwide will have a problem with it.
 
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The reason Patel wanted a direct line to Trump was to have him expose everything, while keeping Bondi safe, under "presidential immunity".




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He'll send a delegation to Greenland to try to have "legit" talks about statehood. I really don't know what his goal is there, I can only assume it's minerals/metals.

I wonder if he realizes even in the fantasy land where Greenland and Canada became states, they'd be blue states and he'd lose all ability to do anything in the Senate.
 
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There's literally nothing fun about this. We are living through an overthrow of democracy and too many Americans are cheering it on. It's f'n terrifying to see. Take the time to watch Heather Cox Richardson and see how what they're doing is taking us directly down that path.

 
He'll send a delegation to Greenland to try to have "legit" talks about statehood. I really don't know what his goal is there, I can only assume it's minerals/metals.

I wonder if he realizes even in the fantasy land where Greenland and Canada became states, they'd be blue states and he'd lose all ability to do anything in the Senate.
Why do you want Greenland. Already have military base. Easy to just sign a mineral rights deal. Then have to protect and subsidize them like Puerto Rico.
Canada at least makes sense because you add an economic net asset.
 
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There's literally nothing fun about this. We are living through an overthrow of democracy and too many Americans are cheering it on. It's f'n terrifying to see. Take the time to watch Heather Cox Richardson and see how what they're doing is taking us directly down that path.

Idk, watch JoJo Rabbit. Even in the face of unspeakable horror. A sense of humor must be maintained. Otherwise you’ll go insane.
 
Idk, watch JoJo Rabbit. Even in the face of unspeakable horror. A sense of humor must be maintained. Otherwise you’ll go insane.
We're confronted with absolute insanity. There are posters here who maintain it's all perfectly sane. I'm serious - watch HCR - she doesn't resort to hyperbole; she just talks matter-of-factly. Like she says, trying to find a difference between Trump as a bona-fide Russian asset and him not being one is impossible. Whether he is or not, he's doing everything a Russian asset WOULD do so it's a difference that makes no difference...and she lays it out point by point.
 
We're confronted with absolute insanity. There are posters here who maintain it's all perfectly sane. I'm serious - watch HCR - she doesn't resort to hyperbole; she just talks matter-of-factly. Like she says, trying to find a difference between Trump as a bona-fide Russian asset and him not being one is impossible. Whether he is or not, he's doing everything a Russian asset WOULD do so it's a difference that makes no difference...and she lays it out point by point.
In through the nose, out through the mouth.
 
He gets all of these coal rolling Magas to dump their shitty diesels and trade them in for Cybertrucks.

Actually, I'll take the win on that.
 
He'll lean fully into the Putin love and release him and Vlad's "beautiful sex tape, some are calling it the greatest love making ever put to film."

Donald Trump GIF by PBS NewsHour
 
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We're confronted with absolute insanity. There are posters here who maintain it's all perfectly sane. I'm serious - watch HCR - she doesn't resort to hyperbole; she just talks matter-of-factly. Like she says, trying to find a difference between Trump as a bona-fide Russian asset and him not being one is impossible. Whether he is or not, he's doing everything a Russian asset WOULD do so it's a difference that makes no difference...and she lays it out point by point.
This is the exact problem I have with the MIB. I understand not being a liberal. I understand having policy differences and liking some of the things Trump claims to be in favor of.

What I don’t understand and will never respect are all the lies and bullshit rationalizations for insane shit. It’s unforgivable.
 
He'll send a delegation to Greenland to try to have "legit" talks about statehood. I really don't know what his goal is there, I can only assume it's minerals/metals.

With the advent of climate change the Greenland thing is primarily about national security and access to the northwest passage,.. Good idea, but it won't happen.
 
Actually this is interesting. Unlike any other President in modern history Trump has not (to my knowledge at least) divested himself from any of his businesses. The conflicts of interest from his first term are legendary and they continue now. So why not turn the tables on him and kill two birds with one stone.

As the trade wars heat up there are major Trump assets in Ireland and the UK. Simply pass a law in those countries that allows them to take action against any business entity owned at least 25% (or pick the %) by the leader of a foreign nation that has introduced tariffs against you. The penalty for failure to immediately divest those assets is forced closure and/or a fine of $10 million per day to be taken from any holdings that executive has in your country up to the full amount of the assets owned.

Why should the economic pain be felt by everyday Americans as the result of his trade wars. Make him hurt. That is 3 out of 8 of his hotels. Plus he has other assorted golf courses, real estate holdings etc. in some of these places.

Make Trump feel the pain he will soon be putting the world through.
 
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