Proud Boys have a Manual.... And, it has rules on masturbation

[NoleATL]

You can't make this stuff up. I suppose if you are separated from your wife for a month, you have to cheat and not with a prostitute?

“This is our religion,” reads one rule. “A Proud Boy may not ejaculate alone more often than once every thirty days […] if he needs to ejaculate it must be within one yard of a woman with her consent. The woman may not be a prostitute.” The rule also denies an exception for cyber-sex with one’s wife."

The Proud Boys Have Really Strict Rules About Jerking Off

Members of the extremist group are on trial for sedition, giving the public a deeper look into its inner workings

www.rollingstone.com

 

[Moral]

That’s a deal breaker for me.

 

[noleclone2]

This explains a lot.

 

[millah_22]

I wonder if this is because 1 member spent too much time jerkin off instead of doing hate crimes.

 

[fsu1jreed]

That’s a deal breaker for me.

Yea, fvck all that

 

[QChawks]

what a shitty life

 

[Thunderlips71]

Strange rule for a bunch of incels

 

[DirtyJohns97]

Is the yard measured from your peen or where the ejaculate lands?

 

[millah_22]

Strange rule for a bunch of incels

they're easier to control when you prevent them from post nut clarity.

 

[stout1]

This all seems perfectly normal.

 

[torbee]

Does the woman need to know you are about to jizz or can you stealth ‘bate?

 

[ConvenientParking]

This is old news, right? These guys have been saying all this stuff on the internet for more than 7 years

 

[stout1]

they're easier to control when you prevent them from post nut clarity.

Clearly they don’t get smarter like George Constanza when they avoid release.

 

[millah_22]

Does the woman need to know you are about to jizz or can you stealth ‘bate?

WITH CONSENT, Torbee. They may be dumb bigots, but they're dumb gentleman bigots.

 

[Moral]

Put a yard stick on the Proud Boys starter pack along with tiki torches and MAGA hats.

 

[TC Nole OX]

Here's the original Proud Boy thread. There is so much weirdness with these clowns that I will never understand

The Proud Boys

iowa.forums.rivals.com

 

[ConvenientParking]

More Proud Boys news. You might know the name Gavin McInnes from Vice.

 

[DirtyJohns97]

Does the woman need to know you are about to jizz or can you stealth ‘bate?

Stealth bating has to be in the top 10 of bad risk/reward ratio activities out there.

 

[noleclone2]

“if he needs to ejaculate it must be within one yard of a woman with her consent” is known as the Jerry Falwell, Jr. clause that was put in place to let them allow beating off in the corner while someone else ****s their wife.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

How many centimeters in a yard? I'm still stuck on the metric system...

 

[Tom Paris]

You can't make this stuff up. I suppose if you are separated from your wife for a month, you have to cheat and not with a prostitute?

“This is our religion,” reads one rule. “A Proud Boy may not ejaculate alone more often than once every thirty days […] if he needs to ejaculate it must be within one yard of a woman with her consent. The woman may not be a prostitute.” The rule also denies an exception for cyber-sex with one’s wife."

The Proud Boys Have Really Strict Rules About Jerking Off

Members of the extremist group are on trial for sedition, giving the public a deeper look into its inner workings

www.rollingstone.com

Seems like a job for goldmom.

 

[OrlandNole]

Pardon me, do you mind if I fap while standing three feet away from you?

 

[NDallasRuss]

How many centimeters in a yard?

69

 

[lucas80]

How many centimeters in a yard? I'm still stuck on the metric system...

I think you’d need to go old English and measure in hands, so you’d need about 9 hands to make a yard. Also the number of Proud Boys who probably jerk it in formation once a month.

 

[lucas80]

That’s a deal breaker for me.

So, to be clear you are good with the white nationalism and overthrowing the government parts, but the rationing of faps is a deal breaker for you?

 

[fsu1jreed]

So, to be clear you are good with the white nationalism and overthrowing the government parts, but the rationing of faps is a deal breaker for you?

Have to draw a line in the sand somewhere....

 

[Joes Place]

You can't make this stuff up. I suppose if you are separated from your wife for a month, you have to cheat and not with a prostitute?

“This is our religion,” reads one rule. “A Proud Boy may not ejaculate alone more often than once every thirty days […] if he needs to ejaculate it must be within one yard of a woman with her consent. The woman may not be a prostitute.” The rule also denies an exception for cyber-sex with one’s wife."

The Proud Boys Have Really Strict Rules About Jerking Off

Members of the extremist group are on trial for sedition, giving the public a deeper look into its inner workings

www.rollingstone.com

Is there a "Don't Cross The Streams" clause?


😉

 

[IACub]

Mike Pence approves of this rule.

 

[Joes Place]

Mike Pence approves of this rule.

Of course!!! Mother wrote it! 🤣

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

Hasn't this been posted on before? The proud boys are a weird group.

Beyond all of the other weirdness about all of this, I find it funny that they put in a specific measurement of one yard. Why one yard?

Wouldn't it be sufficient to just say "on or in" or something like that.

 

[OrlandNole]

Hasn't this been posted on before? The proud boys are a weird group.

Beyond all of the other weirdness about all of this, I find it funny that they put in a specific measurement of one yard. Why one yard?

Wouldn't it be sufficient to just say "on or in" or something like that.

I think we might be reading this wrong. They might literally mean the woman's yard. You could go over to her house and stand on the front lawn to spank the monkey.

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

I think we might be reading this wrong. They might literally mean the woman's yard. You could go over to her house and stand on the front lawn to spank the monkey.

With her consent of course. So you have to call the woman and ask her if you can bate in her yard.

 

[Joes Place]

I think we might be reading this wrong. They might literally mean the woman's yard. You could go over to her house and stand on the front lawn to spank the monkey.

"one yard"

Everyone has to spank it in the same woman's yard. (And s/he's probably actually a tranny, jerking it off from the upstairs bedroom window while s/he's watching them.)

 

[NDallasRuss]

With her consent of course. So you have to call the woman and ask her if you can bate in her yard.

If she stares out the window at me, that's kind of like implied consent, right?

 

[NoleATL]

Is there a "Don't Cross The Streams" clause?


😉

In this case I think you mean "ropes".

 

[IACub]

With her consent of course. So you have to call the woman and ask her if you can bate in her yard.

My milkshake brings Proud Boys to the yard.

 

[TC Nole OX]

 

[Joes Place]

Proud Boyz membership now includes a Free SouthPark Shake Weight....

 

[Thunderlips71]

These losers have weekly circle jerks over Trump and/or confederate flags.

 

[millah_22]

These losers have weekly circle jerks over Trump and/or confederate flags.

rules say only once per month.