Quotes

[Jimmy McGill]

"the last person you'll see before you die is you"

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"

“If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”

 

[10kHawk]

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, when they wake up in the morning it’s the best they’re going to feel - Sinatra

 

[FAUlty Gator]

“Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad”

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

"If you are going to be dumb, you gotta be tough"

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

“Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad”

That’s solid

 

[The Tradition]

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.

Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”

—Dave Barry

 

[Moral]

"I’ve paid more for a steak more times than I can count than you’ve paid for probably almost every meal." -IowaHawkeyeFBnBB4Life

 

[lonestar50]

Book quote I really like and has stuck with me.

"She has found that the only way to understand the world as something other than a tale of loss is to see it as a tale of change"

North Woods - Daniel Mason

 

[BrianNole777]

"Try the veal!"

- some 2 bit comedian in Vegas

 

[millah_22]

"Is that 'loss'?"

 

[SolarHawk]

“I live my life a quarter mile at a time”

-Vin SolarHawk probably.

 

[The Tradition]

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

- Jeff Spicoli

 

[stillh8unlv]

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.

Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”

—Dave Barry

"Here's to alcohol! The cause of, aaaand solution to, all of life's problems"

Homer Simpson

 

[ThorneStockton]

“John McAfee has never been convicted of rape and murder, but—crucially—not in the same way that you or I have never been convicted of rape or murder.”

 

[ThorneStockton]

"Nothing is expected of the train passenger. In planes the traveler is condemned to hours in a tight seat; ships require high spirits and sociability; cars and buses are unspeakable. The sleeping car is the most painless form of travel."

Paul Theroux

 

[hydro2.0]

"If you are going to be dumb, you gotta be tough"

I’ve literally said this exact saying to my kids their entire life. It’s a motto around our house

 

[DirtyJohns97]

I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.

Frank Layden

 

[theiacowtipper]

“Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad”

Stealing.

 

[Bank of Hawk]

“Life is like a box of chocolates you never know which one you’ll get” - F. Gump

 

[NoleinATL]

"I've wined and dined with kings and queens, and I've slept in the alley eating pork and beans."

 

[The Tradition]

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.”

—Frank Sinatra

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky.

- Confucius

 

[alaskanseminole]

What we do in this life echoes in eternity ~Decimus Maximus Meridius

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

What we do in this life echoes in eternity ~Decimus Maximus Meridius

“Go f*ck your face”

- Keikus Maximus

 

[alaskanseminole]

“Go f*ck your face”

- Keikus Maximus

 

[NoWokeBloke]

Once you care, you are ****ed.

 

[wilson reborn]

Living well is the best revenge

George Herbert

 

[93hawkeye]

my favorite:
"The only thing more painful than learning from experience is not learning from experience"

 

[THE_DEVIL]

What? Me worry?

Alfred E. Newman

 

[THE_DEVIL]

What? Me worry?

Alfred E. Newman

Side note: I do not have any tatoos but if I were to get one it would be

 

[10kHawk]

Three simple rules I live by, never get less than 12 hours sleep, never play cards with a guy who has same first name as a city and never get involved with a woman who has a tattoo of a dagger on her body - Coach Finstock

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

" Cedar Rapids is a great town, especially the southwest side where you can be to North Liberty, Coralville or Iowa City and all they have to offer in a half an hour..." @MenaceSuckeyes.

 

[The Tradition]

"I love to go swimmin' with bowlegged women and swim between their legs.... "

- Col. Sherman T. Potter

 

[stillh8unlv]

"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you have their shoes, and your a mile a way"

Jack Handy

 

[The Tradition]

"I was driving home early Sunday morning through Bakersfield
Listening to gospel music on the colored radio station
And the preacher said, you know you always have the Lord by your side
And I was so pleased to be informed of this that I ran
Twenty red lights in his honor
Thank you Jesus, thank you Lord."

-The Rolling Stones

 

[drew_hawk]

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken." - Colonel Sanders

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." - General Patton




When told that the man he is about to fight is the largest man ever seen, and that the messenger would never fight him



Achilles- "and that is why no one will remember your name"

 

[Tenacious E]

"Someday this pain will be useful to you." Ovid.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

A man lives 2 lives, the 2nd begins when he realizes he only lives 1. - confucious

 

[SoProudNole]

“Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact.”

George Eliot