Quotes

[jasonrann]

"If it ain't broke, don't break it".

- Charles Oakley, former NBA player

 

[boxahawks]

I never learned anything when I was talking.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

" I don't pay prostitutes for sex. I pay them to leave. " - Charlie Sheen...

 

[LunchBox50]

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." —Tom Waits

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

 

[beanerhawk]

"Do or do not, there is no try"

 

[win4jj]

“Desperation is an act of the unprepared, and an inability to adapt.” ~ JJ

 

[hawkirugged17]

 

[mnole03]

When asked by her agent at the behest of her editor why she hadn’t written anything while on her honeymoon, Dorothy Parker responded,

“Tell him I was too F_cking busy—or vice versa.”

 

[DooBi]

You have to be a really really good skater just to suck at hockey.