Top ten things about the Rudolph Christmas show, in no particular order:
1. Abominable was an early precursor of British prime minister Boris Johnson.
2. It’s always 2:00 on the snowman’s pocket watch.
3. Santa was a complete dick to the donners. And the elves
4. The reindeer coach urging the young male deer to ostracize Rudolph because of how he looks
5. The Jewish elf with the glasses
6. Yukon cornelius throwing his pick in the air (which, by rule, requires consumption of a shot of Yukon jack)
7. The misfit toys hanging out by a fire as if they were bums in south Philly
8. Yukons sleigh dogs include a poodle, a dachshund, and a King Charles spaniel (to my eye)
9. Apparently the chief elf actually controls work hours and conditions
10. “This is man’s work” (followed by the women ignoring him and promptly getting captured by abominable).
1. Abominable was an early precursor of British prime minister Boris Johnson.
2. It’s always 2:00 on the snowman’s pocket watch.
3. Santa was a complete dick to the donners. And the elves
4. The reindeer coach urging the young male deer to ostracize Rudolph because of how he looks
5. The Jewish elf with the glasses
6. Yukon cornelius throwing his pick in the air (which, by rule, requires consumption of a shot of Yukon jack)
7. The misfit toys hanging out by a fire as if they were bums in south Philly
8. Yukons sleigh dogs include a poodle, a dachshund, and a King Charles spaniel (to my eye)
9. Apparently the chief elf actually controls work hours and conditions
10. “This is man’s work” (followed by the women ignoring him and promptly getting captured by abominable).
