Sad 60th Birthday For Kris Jenner

[LuteHawk]

There is no "Happy" Birthday for Kris Jenner today. It is
a "Sad" Birthday. This year her former husband Bruce
Jenner underwent a transgender transformation. He has
become Caitlyn Jenner. Sadness fills her mansion as
she copes with the fact that Bruce is wearing dresses and
bras.

The former Olympic star has traded his manhood for a
life of feminine mystique. May Kris find happiness in the
millions of dollars she makes from "Keeping Up With The
Kardashians." May she start dating to find a new man
to fill the void in her life.

Bottom Line: It will not be long before some HROTer
volunteers to fill her void.

 

[ottumwan in tx]

I thought she was supportive and happy for him?

 

[moral_victory]

 

[LuteHawk]

According to news reports , Kris Jenner was devastated
when her husband Bruce decided to switch sides. She
thought they would be married forever.

 

[NoleSoup4U]

In light of this lurid tale, I don't even see how you can romanticize your relationship with Caitlin. She broke your heart and inadvertently drove men to deviant lifestyles.

 

[The Tradition]

I am so tired of all these people. Wish they'd all take a plane ride over ISIS territory.

 

[NoleSoup4U]

I am so tired of all these people. Wish they'd all take a plane ride over ISIS territory.

You can thank the dems and their public school system for their popularity.

 

[TheSasquatch]

 

[noStemsnoSTICKS]

Who's Kris Jenner?

 

[22*43*51]

So he finally went all in? Full Monty?

I was under the impression he was going to keep Little Bruno.

 

[The Tradition]

So he finally went all in? Full Monty?

I was under the impression he was going to keep Little Bruno.

Is that something that can be transplanted? If a she becomes a he, does she need a donor?

Might be pretty cool to say, "I have Bruce Jenner's manhood."

 

[Jan Itor]

There is no "Happy" Birthday for Kris Jenner today. It is
a "Sad" Birthday. This year her former husband Bruce
Jenner underwent a transgender transformation. He has
become Caitlyn Jenner. Sadness fills her mansion as
she copes with the fact that Bruce is wearing dresses and
bras.

The former Olympic star has traded his manhood for a
life of feminine mystique. May Kris find happiness in the
millions of dollars she makes from "Keeping Up With The
Kardashians." May she start dating to find a new man
to fill the void in her life.

Bottom Line: It will not be long before some HROTer
volunteers to fill her void.

Turn in your man card, unless you already have.

 

[Slenderson]

In light of this lurid tale, I don't even see how you can romanticize your relationship with Caitlin. She broke your heart and inadvertently drove men to deviant lifestyles.

Does anyone else see the irony of the post and the poster's Avatar pick?

 

[NoleSoup4U]

Does anyone else see the irony of the post and the poster's Avatar pick?

That was the greatest moment in Academy Awards history!

Edit: Also, the quote was from the movie 'Clerks'.

 

[theIowaHawk]

Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but:

Caitlyn/Bruce is still a heterosexual (or lesbian, I guess), with the parts to have sex with her. At least that has been all of his comments that I saw (back when it was news).

But carry on the false narrative. Really I don't know why anyone would want to be around any of the Kardashians, especially the mother, emotionally, physically, sexually, or any other way.

 

[stillh8unlv]

So she has no soul, don't act like you wouldn't hit it just to say ya did

 

[Fan In Black]

So she has no soul, don't act like you wouldn't hit it just to say ya did

I def wood.

 

[theIowaHawk]

I wouldn't spend enough time anywhere near her in order to accomplish that.

 

[Rustys Dad]

So she has no soul, don't act like you wouldn't hit it just to say ya did

Uh yeah ... with Photoshop they could make ME look like this ... Trust me ... she doesn't look like this ... Anywho, the Kartrashians - sadly - sort of represent the society we have become ... We have idiots we make famous ... just because ... We have people who can't name the last 3 presidents but they can tell you who were the 2 finalists in the last season of the Bachelor ... It's the stupidification of America, folks ... Where more people know the name Honey Boo Boo than Joe Biden ... The population of American is exploding and will continue to do so ... Sadly, it's changing quickly and not for the better ... Happy Birthday Katrashian mom ... and my best to your entire worthless, selfie-taking ... no-talent family ...

 

[NoleSoup4U]

 

[CadeHawk]

All of you rotten posters who do not think Caitlyn Jenner is a woman can suck her d$&@

 

[lucas80]

I wouldn't spend enough time anywhere near her in order to accomplish that.

Seriously? You couldn't stop posting for 8 minutes to nail her?

 

[herkyhawk00]

Hilarious. Seinfeld episode of "Man hands" right?

 

[stillh8unlv]

Seriously? You couldn't stop posting for 8 minutes to nail her?

8 minutes?!? Get this man a medal!

 

[Herkmeister]

There is no "Happy" Birthday for Kris Jenner today. It is
a "Sad" Birthday. This year her former husband Bruce
Jenner underwent a transgender transformation. He has
become Caitlyn Jenner. Sadness fills her mansion as
she copes with the fact that Bruce is wearing dresses and
bras.

The former Olympic star has traded his manhood for a
life of feminine mystique. May Kris find happiness in the
millions of dollars she makes from "Keeping Up With The
Kardashians." May she start dating to find a new man
to fill the void in her life.

Bottom Line: It will not be long before some HROTer
volunteers to fill her void.

Your compassion is honorable.

 

[LuteHawk]

Hey Guys......I am no fan of the Jenner/Kardashian mania.
Yet, I would feel sad for anyone who was married for a long
time, and then their husband or wife went transgender. There
is also some humiliation involved for Kris Jenner. Why did
Bruce do this to her?

 

[theIowaHawk]

Seriously? You couldn't stop posting for 8 minutes to nail her?

You are missing it. I could take the time, I wouldn't be around her long enough to do it. It isn't the time that is the issue.

 

[lucas80]

You are missing it. I could take the time, I wouldn't be around her long enough to do it. It isn't the time that is the issue.

Semi celebrity rule. Take the time to take the time. If it comes up, that is.

 

[Slenderson]

Hey Guys......I am no fan of the Jenner/Kardashian mania.
Yet, I would feel sad for anyone who was married for a long
time, and then their husband or wife went transgender. There
is also some humiliation involved for Kris Jenner. Why did
Bruce do this to her?

You think this is something "Bruce" did to her? As someone who calls a few trans-gendered individuals good friends of mine, I've come to understand this is not something one does to other people. This is something that many people struggle with internally, and deal with for years. The suicide rate of diagnosed teens with gender dysphoria hovers around 50%.
Married people continue to grow as individuals even though they are married, some grow apart, no different in this case. It is unfortunate that someone gets hurt over this, but I'm sure she will survive "somehow".

 

[Slenderson]

Also do yourself a favor and listen to this album. Probably my favorite band in the last 15 years.

 

[bagdropper]

I think one has to consider the havoc that surrounds her family and whom the common denominator is.

Kris had an affair while married to her first husband, and married Bruce a month after the divorce finalized. Bruce turned transgender after that marriage was over.

One daughter became famous via a sex tape. That same daughter divorced a husband after 72 days after he figured out it was all a publicity stunt.

One daughter married a guy who darn near killed himself at a Nevada brothel recently.

She founded a church. Think about that one for a moment.

The entire family is famous for being one big, huge mess. Yeah, maybe it's a sad birthday...but quite frankly, she has nobody to blame but herself. If you ask me, that family has a tendency to destroy everybody that surrounds them over time.

Kris = the common denominator.

 

[theIowaHawk]

Semi celebrity rule. Take the time to take the time. If it comes up, that is.

Then the same should apply to Caitlin, for you, right?

 

[The Tradition]

Has anybody actually had the opportunity to meet a celebrity and talk for a few moments?

The only one for me was "Skipper Ed"... a kid's show that was produced by the local TV station that featured a kid studio audience. I think I was about five at the time. Ed was nice.

 

[BubsFinn]

If by "sad 60th birthday" you mean it's sad that this person has been fouling our planet for 60 years, I agree.

 

[Walleye70]

I wonder if he plays with himself while lolling at his glamour pics? Inquiring minds want to know. Does Hillary still get excited when she sees pics of Yoko?

 

[hawkssox1]

Hey Guys......I am no fan of the Jenner/Kardashian mania.
Yet, I would feel sad for anyone who was married for a long
time, and then their husband or wife went transgender. There
is also some humiliation involved for Kris Jenner. Why did
Bruce do this to her?

Because he is a Liberal.

 

[HIWB]

Uh yeah ... with Photoshop they could make ME look like this ... Trust me ... she doesn't look like this ... Anywho, the Kartrashians - sadly - sort of represent the society we have become ... We have idiots we make famous ... just because ... We have people who can't name the last 3 presidents but they can tell you who were the 2 finalists in the last season of the Bachelor ... It's the stupidification of America, folks ... Where more people know the name Honey Boo Boo than Joe Biden ... The population of American is exploding and will continue to do so ... Sadly, it's changing quickly and not for the better ... Happy Birthday Katrashian mom ... and my best to your entire worthless, selfie-taking ... no-talent family ...

Don't forget people who improperly/gratuitously use ellipses. Scum.

 

[artradley]

Has anybody actually had the opportunity to meet a celebrity and talk for a few moments?

The only one for me was "Skipper Ed"... a kid's show that was produced by the local TV station that featured a kid studio audience. I think I was about five at the time. Ed was nice.

Best I got is Royce Alger, David Schulz's widow, and the two lesser members of The GoGo's.

Oh yeah, and the now-deceased chick who played the oldest sister on Eight is Enough.

 

[The Tradition]

I wonder if he plays with himself while lolling at his glamour pics? Inquiring minds want to know. Does Hillary still get excited when she sees pics of Yoko?

I would think the hormones might interfere with that.