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QChawks

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Mr QChawks,
I am re-sending this to you again thus; A deceased client of mine, that shares the same last name as yours, died without a NEXT OF KIN . I have to contact you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my client which is lodged in the bank. Please contact me for more information.

Best Regards,

David Troyer
 
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Mr QChawks,
I am re-sending this to you again thus; A deceased client of mine, that shares the same last name as yours, died without a NEXT OF KIN . I have to contact you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my client which is lodged in the bank. Please contact me for more information.

Best Regards,

David Troyer

Related to Verne?
 
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I would respond stating it's not surprising since I told your client they were dead to me the last we spoke and it appears the feeling was mutual. Then tell him to take the inheritance to the bank, have them convert it all to nickels, and shove the nickels up their arse*.

*stole that from some recent wikipedia research
 
When he asks for your bank account information so he can send the money just ask him to send it to your Venmo account.
 
Tell him you’d be happy to help and provide whatever information he needs but first you’ll need to confirm his identity so could be send you a photocopy of his face.
 
It's totally legit and much more likely to be successful than a how do you handle banking post
 
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You, too? I answered an email telling me how I had a surprise $3,000,000 inheritance waiting for me in Pakistan. All I had to do was Western Union $5,000 to this dude to cover processing fees. Small price to pay, eh? Sent the 5 grand last week. My big check hasn't arrived yet, but he said it might take a little while. Can't wait. Gotta pay off these huge debts I've built up the past few days.
 
Mr QChawks,
I am re-sending this to you again thus; A deceased client of mine, that shares the same last name as yours, died without a NEXT OF KIN . I have to contact you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my client which is lodged in the bank. Please contact me for more information.

Best Regards,

David Troyer

... if that's your real name
 
David is a good guy. He’s helping me with an unexpected inheritance, too.
 
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Mr QChawks,
I am re-sending this to you again thus; A deceased client of mine, that shares the same last name as yours, died without a NEXT OF KIN . I have to contact you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my client which is lodged in the bank. Please contact me for more information.

Best Regards,

David Troyer

Respond saying forget the money, you just to have the buttsex with them
 
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