I was originally horrified. But checked it out and it was clear as water, miniscule in quantity and no smell.
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CSBI was originally horrified. But checked it out and it was clear as water, miscule in quantity and no smell.
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Yeah really should go without sayingno "shit" no shart dude.
Is it really that rare to have never shit yourself? I'm 36 and have never shit myself.As I always say, there are 2 types of people in this world: those that have gambled on a fart and lost, and liars.
Check back when you are 51.Is it really that rare to have never shit yourself? I'm 36 and have never shit myself.
I think, so as 7/10 said they'd take on the the Villages GILFs, myself included...Jesus HORT. Your old-fartedness is showing again on this thread…literally.
Have we established the average age of HORT yet?
Is it really that rare to have never shit yourself? I'm 36 and have never shit myself.
I think, so as 7/10 said they'd take on the the Villages GILFs, myself included...![]()
I've done this enough and have enough datapoints collect to have a good feel for when I exceed the exertion threshold.As I always say, there are 2 types of people in this world: those that have gambled on a fart and lost, and liars.
It's false though
Yeah I don't think that should count at all. You're a shart virgin as wellI’m blessed with a pretty amazing gut. I had never sharted. Until an unfortunate @Colonoscopy prep incident. I had no idea it came on that quick when it does. I refuse to call that one a legit incident. Therefore I am with you - you don’t have to be a liar.
Disagree - you've either sharted or you haven't. Everyone has their own context. Should the Iowa win against Wisconsin during the COVID year not count because people had COVID?Yeah I don't think that should count at all. You're a shart virgin as well
I've had a colonoscopy before. Stayed in the bathroom for hours. I guess I don't consider it "sharting yourself" if you've taken supplements that are supposed to totally clear you out for a medical procedure. But hey, go ahead and count it if you'd like.Disagree - you've either sharted or you haven't. Everyone has their own context. Should the Iowa win against Wisconsin during the COVID year not count because people had COVID?
It came out of my ass. If it wasn’t shit, what was it?no "shit" no shart dude.
Is your last name Cartman?It came out of my ass. If it wasn’t shit, what was it?
I dunno dude.It came out of my ass. If it wasn’t shit, what was it?
Not even when sick? I've never "gambled on a fart" but I've totally had to make the decision between throwing up and shitting and come up late from throwing up.I've had a colonoscopy before. Stayed in the bathroom for hours. I guess I don't consider it "sharting yourself" if you've taken supplements that are supposed to totally clear you out for a medical procedure. But hey, go ahead and count it if you'd like.
Nope. I don't think I've ever had anything that's made it come out from both ends. It's either the shits, or puking. Never both though.Not even when sick? I've never "gambled on a fart" but I've totally had to make the decision between throwing up and shitting and come up late from throwing up.
Where you're concerned?It came out of my ass. If it wasn’t shit, what was it?
Where you're concerned?
I’ll take shit for brains for $100, Alex.
Seriously that’s the fattest pitch you’ve ever thrown. BOOM. 😈
I would get the sads if I had to stop giving you a hard time. 😉💋Not gonna lie, as soon as I saw your handle as the last reply, I started laughing because I knew you’d bring something. Nicely done.
Semen?It came out of my ass. If it wasn’t shit, what was it?
I used to spend a lot of time at Sharkys my freshman and sophomore year when I was at UNI, and I’d say their tap beer is worse, or better I guess if you need to clean out, for one’s system than any colonoscopy prep.I've had a colonoscopy before. Stayed in the bathroom for hours. I guess I don't consider it "sharting yourself" if you've taken supplements that are supposed to totally clear you out for a medical procedure. But hey, go ahead and count it if you'd like.
You gambled and lost. Snake eyes.I did last year once. Luckily I took underwear off, cleaned self up a bit, put some deodorant down there and was fine.