Sharted at work today

[Jimmy McGill]

Semen?

Smegma

 

[GOHOX69]

Is it really that rare to have never shit yourself? I'm 36 and have never shit myself.

53. Last time I was a toddler max. The bowels of hort are very weak.

 

[GOHOX69]

I once sharted myself while refueling a B1-B in the middle of the runways in Kuwait. I had to complete the refuel, refill the fuel truck, and after that I was able to get back to the shop and ditch my boxers. I did that for your freedoms. CSB

I will admit to fapping to the Lancer so you can imagine my insane jealousy towards you. And yes I do thank you for your service. You're a cool dude.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

53. Last time I was a toddler max. The bowels of hort are very weak.

Lazy bowel

Lazy bowel syndrome, also known as slow transit constipation (STC), is a condition characterized by the slow movement of waste through the digestive system, primarily due to reduced motility of the large intestine. It is a type of functional constipation, or constipation without a clear cause.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Common causes of fecal incontinence include diarrhea, constipation, and muscle or nerve damage. The muscle or nerve damage may be associated with aging or with giving birth. Whatever the cause, fecal incontinence can be difficult to discuss. But don't shy away from talking to your doctor about this common problem.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Common causes of fecal incontinence include diarrhea, constipation, and muscle or nerve damage. The muscle or nerve damage may be associated with aging or with giving birth. Whatever the cause, fecal incontinence can be difficult to discuss. But don't shy away from talking to your doctor about this common problem.

Begs the question, how many male HORTers are giving birth

 

[GOHOX69]

Common causes of fecal incontinence include diarrhea, constipation, and muscle or nerve damage. The muscle or nerve damage may be associated with aging or with giving birth. Whatever the cause, fecal incontinence can be difficult to discuss. But don't shy away from talking to your doctor about this common problem.

Get this. The swimmer chick I was banging at Iowa and we used to do butt stuff and she'd talk inordinately about the anus, still no clue, is now a rectal and colon surgeon. Go figure.

And you're in luck. She treats fecal incontinence.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Get this. The swimmer chick I was banging at Iowa and we used to do butt stuff and she'd talk inordinately about the anus, still no clue, is now a rectal and colon surgeon. Go figure.

And you're in luck. She treats fecal incontinence.

Pics and phone number?

 

[GOHOX69]

Pics and phone number?

She is in Wisconsin, if you're interested 😉

 

[Jimmy McGill]

She is in Wisconsin, if you're interested 😉

Sounds like some post op therapy

 

[GOHOX69]

Sounds like some post op therapy

Hopefully you'll need only some good Wisconsin beer, cheese and ice cream.

 

[Colonoscopy]

You sure?