So which of you?

[GOHOX69]

Are performing satanic activities during the solar eclipse?

Bishop to Hold Mass Live on LifeSite to Counter Expected Satanist Activity During Solar Eclipse - The Stream

Bishop Joseph Strickland, emeritus bishop of Tyler, Texas, will offer a Mass on Monday, April 8, in reparation for reportedly increased Masonic and satanic activity during the upcoming solar eclipse.

stream.org

 

[TC Nole OX]

If it makes MAGA angry, I will

 

[Moral]

I'm going to sacrifice my vision to Satan by staring at the sun. Hail @THE_DEVIL

 

[GOHOX69]

I'm going to sacrifice my vision to Satan by staring at the sun. Hail @THE_DEVIL

Don't do that! Braille typing is tough!

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

If by satanic activities you mean burning a bowl of the devils lettuce..... maybe.... maybe not..... maybe go f.uck yourself...

 

[millah_22]

I'm going to sacrifice my vision to Satan by staring at the sun. Hail @THE_DEVIL

While you're not looking at the sun, go ahead and not look at me either

 

[Finance85]

Blinded by the light....

Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun
But mama, that's where the fun is...

 

[GOHOX69]

Blinded by the light....

Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun
But mama, that's where the fun is...

Nice. Great song.

 

[Derekd3408]

I'll be driving through ames right at 2. That's pretty satanic.

 

[GOHOX69]

I'll be driving through ames right at 2. That's pretty satanic.

Good point!

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

I'll be driving through ames right at 2. That's pretty satanic.

They have fantastic water!

 

[h-hawk]

 

[jawatkins]

I'll be driving through ames right at 2. That's pretty satanic.

Be careful. It will be a time of distracted drivers.

 

[Derekd3408]

Be careful. It will be a time of distracted drivers.

Good point. Can't wait to see people with their eclipse glasses on while doing 77 down the interstate.

 

[TylerJ23]

If it makes MAGA angry, I will

Bet you won't.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I'll be driving through ames right at 2. That's pretty satanic.

Come on over, I'll give you a sprite as we sacrifice a crow

 

[Finance85]

Come on over, I'll give you a sprite as we sacrifice a crow

No goats or lambs there?

 

[Jimmy McGill]

No goats or lambs there?

I can find a goat. I got a goat guy.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

I'm going to sacrifice my vision to Satan by staring at the sun. Hail @THE_DEVIL

Try as you might, you have not yet earned a permanent visit to my humble abode. Get someone to do it for you and that will help your case tremendously

 

[goldmom]

Close the curtains and get nekkid with a willing partner. If you’re married to each other that’s fine.
Bonus points if it’s someone you’re seeing on the side.
The Devil made you do it, after all.