Stall Camp??

[Sandor45]

There's a trailer on Flo about an upcoming doc about a Stall Camp?! This can't be real, right? Is this a joke or is there an actual camp out there that teaches wrestlers to stall? If so, those camp counselors needed to be arrested for attempted murder of the sport of wrestling.

Here's the link to the trailer.

http://www.flowrestling.org/video/986485-stall-camp-official-trailer

 

[hawknut]

That's obviously a joke. Kind of funny actually. Especially if they advertise the camp as being in Stillwater.

 

[Chickenman Testa]

Their camp motto is: "I don't want to be somebody!"

If you survive the camp, you get a t-shirt that says "I didn't do it"

 

[Pennstate1985]

I wonder if they hoist the French surrender flag each morning. The camp mascot is the Cowardly Lion.

 

[FineMaterial]

Gable is part of the project so it can't be that bad. The question is how do they sustain the joke for the whole video. The trailer is a big win.

 

[Sandor45]

That's obviously a joke. Kind of funny actually. Especially if they advertise the camp as being in Stillwater.

Ok, watched the trailer again and yea, looks like bad acting jobs by all the interviewees.
A light take on wrestling will be a nice change actually. This doc could be pretty funny

 

[pablow]

Guys - I got connections. Here's an outline of the camp sessions:

I. Equipment Adjustments - Shoe and Headgear Recommendations

II. Riding - You Don't Need to be on Top to Ride!

III. Bloodless Injury TOs - Concussions and Seizures Perfected

IV. Backing Up - Learn the Moonwalk

V. Flip the Script - Accuse Your Opponent of Stalling and Do It at the Scorer's Table if Necessary

VI. Safe "Offense" - Save Your Good Stuff for Out-of-Bounds and Before the Whistle​

 

[CowboyUp61]

That's obviously a joke. Kind of funny actually. Especially if they advertise the camp as being in Stillwater.

Is this where they teach wrap up the arms and push towards OOB?

 

[artradley]

Seriously? You guys aren't familiar with Greg Warren?

 

[rossel 33]

Will Kentcky Mudflap be a guest instructor?

 

[JasonBryant]

Don't forget the "air pill tape"

 

[Pennstate1985]

Guys - I got connections. Here's an outline of the camp sessions:

I. Equipment Adjustments - Shoe and Headgear Recommendations

II. Riding - You Don't Need to be on Top to Ride!

III. Bloodless Injury TOs - Concussions and Seizures Perfected

IV. Backing Up - Learn the Moonwalk

V. Flip the Script - Accuse Your Opponent of Stalling and Do It at the Scorer's Table if Necessary

VI. Safe "Offense" - Save Your Good Stuff for Out-of-Bounds and Before the Whistle​

Unfortunately, I think a couple teams we wrestled last year practiced #3 and took advantage of the rule.

 

[CradleKing26]

Nothing gets by you buddy!

There's a trailer on Flo about an upcoming doc about a Stall Camp?! This can't be real, right? Is this a joke or is there an actual camp out there that teaches wrestlers to stall? If so, those camp counselors needed to be arrested for attempted murder of the sport of wrestling.

Here's the link to the trailer.

http://www.flowrestling.org/video/986485-stall-camp-official-trailer

Nothing gets by you, buddy!

 

[Azchief32]

Guys - I got connections. Here's an outline of the camp sessions:

I. Equipment Adjustments - Shoe and Headgear Recommendations

II. Riding - You Don't Need to be on Top to Ride!

III. Bloodless Injury TOs - Concussions and Seizures Perfected

IV. Backing Up - Learn the Moonwalk

V. Flip the Script - Accuse Your Opponent of Stalling and Do It at the Scorer's Table if Necessary

VI. Safe "Offense" - Save Your Good Stuff for Out-of-Bounds and Before the Whistle​

The old "I've lost my contact!" ploy. Under bloodless, I'd like to add "Took one in nuts" because that is usually good for a sympathy minute.

 

[hawknut]

how about untying and then tying the same shoe? how about riding a guy out without actually doing anything?

 

[Stanley75]

Picking nose should be included.

 

[SetonHallPirate]

Lead clinician: DF!

 

[Jaybird319]

Seriously? You guys aren't familiar with Greg Warren?

He comes to Cedar Rapids a 1-2 times a year. Nice to see any kind of wrestling connection......even in comedy

 

[FineMaterial]

how about riding a guy out without actually doing anything?

Not possible.

 

[mike tognetti]

Is this where they teach wrap up the arms and push towards OOB?

and this is when at Carver Arena everybody yells "stalling" at their own wrestlers over and over again! I was always impressed with the knowledge of the fans from Iowa!

 

[goiahawkeyes]

I hear Chance Marstellar is making a cameo

 

[cidhawkeye]

and this is when at Carver Arena everybody yells "stalling" at their own wrestlers over and over again! I was always impressed with the knowledge of the fans from Iowa!

Is this where we show a picture of the Kurdlemeir mat that shows how far back stall clinics have been going on?

 

[MSU158]

I hear Chance Marstellar is making a cameo

Actually Chance is running a sister clinic aptly named, "How to have such poor cardio to look like you are stalling when you actually have no energy left to intentionally be doing anything of the sort!"

 

[artradley]

Actually Chance is running a sister clinic aptly named, "How to have such poor cardio to look like you are stalling when you actually have no energy left to intentionally be doing anything of the sort!"

I give Chance a lot of slack; he was wrestling a full weight class down from his optimum weight, against his will. His head was not in a good place for multiple reasons, not of which I believe we're his fault.

In best of times D1 wrestling is a huge physical and mental challenge. I can only imagine what it was like for him last year. That was not, imo, representative of who he is as a wrestler.

 

[MSU158]

I give Chance a lot of slack; he was wrestling a full weight class down from his optimum weight, against his will. His head was not in a good place for multiple reasons, not of which I believe we're his fault.

In best of times D1 wrestling is a huge physical and mental challenge. I can only imagine what it was like for him last year. That was not, imo, representative of who he is as a wrestler.

I 100% agree with you. That is why I made sure to clarify that I don't believe he was stalling at all. For whatever reason his body simply wouldn't let him wrestle past about the 4 minute mark or so. How he does now that he can wrestle his ideal weight and doesn't have the OkState pressure should tell us quickly if DI College wrestling is for him!

 

[CowboyUp61]

I give Chance a lot of slack; he was wrestling a full weight class down from his optimum weight, against his will. .

Against his will? I don't think so-it was just the only chance he had to get on the mat, so he took a shot at it.