You ever have farts that smell so bad they literally gross yourself out?
I have that issue.
I have that issue.
stinky farts
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Occasionally I'll mildly gag.
Those are proud moments.
Those are proud moments.
This is where I’d like to introduce the fart “exit velocity” into our terminology.
A stinky fart is ok if it has a high exit velocity. An exit velocity of 10 means folks ten feet away will be afflicted by its smell.
A stinky fart with an exit velocity of 0 means it exits your anus and goes nowhere. It just stays with you and forms an invisible torture chamber that will actually follow you around for a little bit.
A stinky fart is ok if it has a high exit velocity. An exit velocity of 10 means folks ten feet away will be afflicted by its smell.
A stinky fart with an exit velocity of 0 means it exits your anus and goes nowhere. It just stays with you and forms an invisible torture chamber that will actually follow you around for a little bit.
When I was ten I farted in a jar with a cork and labeled it "fart". 25 years later I pulled the cork and it still smells like sh!t to this day, ask my sister (np).
My wife(no pic), goes to me about 3pm last Saturday. “I’d be so embarrassed if someone walked into our house right now because of your ass”
Velocity of 0- I call that "marinade"
During the NCAA tourney I was watching a game and eating sour cream and onion Pringles. Had some rank smelling gas. After the Pringle tube was empty during halftime I let rip in it and put the lid back on. After the game I took the lid off and the combination of the residual chip smell and my gas was wicked.
Thanks for the idea!!!! My twisted mind doesn't miss much but hadn't thought of that!
Don't know why but underwater farts (AKA depth charges) smell the worst.
And hot shower farts as well.
I had the flu (intestinal) and my god I could of killed a small village w/my gas. Holy crap the wife opened the windows when it was only 30degrees outside. She couldn’t handle the smell.
That was the first time i fell asleep on the toilet. I sat there for damn near 45min spewing the most liquidity poop ever. Do not want that sick bug again.
Please pm me your sisters contract info so I can ask
Not to derail this fun thread but stinky farts could also indicate signs of colitis, Crohn's Disease or colorectal cancer. Hilarious right?
Oh man, thank God I’m still enjoying mine.
Dunno bud. I ain't a gastroenterologist but they do say if you notice a massive change to fetid farts along with bowel habit changes, get it checked out.
I haven’t seen changes. Been peeling the paint off the walls since as long as I can remember
The distance on this one is impressive. Always have to watch out for the shart!!
Anyone that unleashes one of these on a plane, sitting next to me, should be punched many times.
I do it all the time. It's great because no one can hear it over the airplane noise and no one know where it came from. It's like that movie "When Mars Attacks" man... I love it.
Threads like this are why I love HROT.
There are few things better in life than letting a silent one rip on a crowded elevator then watching everyone try to hide their disgust while searching for the source. The key is to look disgusted at the person next to you.
Nothing like some good old fashioned "crop dusting"......as long as you don't also fertilize its all fun and games
(although I would say as long as its less than a teaspoon, you're good)
I dropped a beast in the shower this morning and reacted as one would when put in that environment, gasping, gagging, cursing, etc. My wife (no pic) came running in thinking I was having a major problem, which I clearly was, but then she was MAD at me for not being near death. It's pretty clear this was a no win situation for me.
Also is there any point in farting if they don’t smell?
I mean what fun is farting if you can’t clear out the room in the process.
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The other day I was following a truck full of workers heading to a constuction site. There were six guys in the truck, five guys were hanging their heads out of the truck and one sitting in the back seat in the middle was sitting straight up and laughing. Make me laugh all the way to work. It's funny stuff, but why would you want to torture yourself?
Also is there any point in farting if they don’t smell?
I mean what fun is farting if you can clear out the room in the process.
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