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Stormy Daniels 2.0

No wonder he's done this a few times in his life ....

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As I've said many times before, people enter into confidentiality agreements with other people ALL THE FREAKING TIME. It's a completely normal thing.
Sure is. Why I have at least half a dozen confidentiality agreements with pornstars right now to keep them from telling my wife that I cheated on her and that's why she now has herpes. Completely normal stuff.
 
You probably should not be doing that as you are not an attorney. Lucky you haven't got screwed (yet). I bet a competent attorney would blow up your NDAs.

The boilerplate was created by attorneys and if there's anything weird about a particular agreement it's reviewed by attorneys.

But it's usually BAU.
 
I'm not trying to be a dick Trad, just saying unless you are ready to retire, your company is not going to fall on the sword for you.

Huh? My name and signature isn't on any of these agreements. I just draft them. If there's some sort of personal liability, that's not on me.
 
How naive.

Explain.

I don't fire anybody (except my direct reports, which rarely happens). The agreements I write are for other VP-level folks to present upon separation, because they are the managers who are firing people.

You're "naive" comment is analogous to a legal secretary being held accountable for something the lawyer signed.

And even that's not a good analogy because I'm drafting it instead of an hourly employee because of confidentiality concerns.
 
Explain.

I don't fire anybody (except my direct reports, which rarely happens). The agreements I write are for other VP-level folks to present upon separation, because they are the managers who are firing people.

You're "naive" comment is analogous to a legal secretary being held accountable for something the lawyer signed.

And even that's not a good analogy because I'm drafting it instead of an hourly employee because of confidentiality concerns.
You just said that the only time attorneys review these agreements is if there's weirdness going on. Which means that you're spearheading tons of these things with no legal review, no?
 
You just said that the only time attorneys review these agreements is if there's weirdness going on. Which means that you're spearheading tons of these things with no legal review, no?

Of course we don't have a lawyer review every run-of-the-mill separation situation. That would be idiotic.
 
As a devout Christian, I completely side with the Orange Dude and his sexual interludes with an adult film star.

I’m sure my MAGA bros join me in this.
Trump has normalized being a POS human. MAGA doesn’t care. They rejoice in what a shitty person Trump is.
 
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So you're drafting tons of NDAs with no review? Sure seems like this would be ripe to blow up in your face if anyone seriously fought it.

It's a simple agreement. You are accepting this money in exchange for keeping everything about this agreement, including the agreement itself, confidential, with the exception of participating in legal interrogatories, regulatory investigations, serving as a witness, blah, blah, blah.

If you breach this agreement, we have the right to request a court injunction and claw the money back.

I've delt with all kinds of lawyers over the course of my career, and our template is reviewed by them. No need to have them review the same thing over and over again.
 
It's a simple agreement. You are accepting this money in exchange for keeping everything about this agreement, including the agreement itself, confidential, with the exception of participating in legal interrogatories, regulatory investigations, serving as a witness, blah, blah, blah.

If you breach this agreement, we have the right to request a court injunction and claw the money back.

I've delt with all kinds of lawyers over the course of my career, and our template is reviewed by them. No need to have them review the same thing over and over again.

You don't understand labor law.....surprisingly. If there is any sort of coercion / duress / undue influence / threats of retribution / sexism/ racism / transgender/ etc.....


.....you are screwed Trad.
 
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A crapload of liability there. It only takes one class action to bring down an entire company.

Trad: "we'll it is a standard boilerplate form that we use"

Cross-examination: "are you aware that the case law and/or code has changed"

Trad: "Its BAU".

LOL! We had a lawyer come after us demanding $200K for a manager who got fired because FMLA ran out, and the lawyer had "case law" stating that leave as an ADA accommodation could be "reasonable" for an entire year.

Well, not if we're talking about a stand-alone manager position that isn't easily replaced. The "case law" had to do with positions with many incumbents so "covering" the absence wasn't an "undue hardship" (that lawyer failed to consider that qualifier).

This lawyer is now begging for $20K and we're countering with nothing (and of course, we have lawyers on this case).

Long story short: I keep up with "case law," you jackass. You don't have to be a lawyer to do that, and even the lawyers don't do that correctly.
 
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