Stupid Criminal's

[baddog25]

Can't confirm but heard on radio that 2 guys with 6 pounds of meth in the car decided to stop at Walmart, knock over an employee and steal a vacuum. drove off with many witnesses watching. LMAO
What ya got???

 

[BubsFinn]

I worked with a guy back in Austin who, after drinking on 6th Street, was too drunk and too tired to drive or walk home. So, he stole a steamroller from a construction site and headed down the I-35 frontage road.
He made it about 4 1/2 miles before he had 20 APD cruisers following him. He was eventually arrested and had to spend his nights and weekends in the county lock up. That lasted a couple months. He picked up as many shifts as he could during that time and said he read a lot of books.