Super Important question for the dudes
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My underwear doesn't have a gate entrance. Over the fence for me every time.
If my underwear did have the capability to open the door, I would still go over the fence because I'm not 12.
If my underwear did have the capability to open the door, I would still go over the fence because I'm not 12.
It depends. If I'm wearing boxers I go through the gate. With briefs, it's over the fence we go.
Climbing the wall every time. If I got to go, I don't need to solve a dick maze to get results.
This one is tricky. I am currently going through David Goggin's hell week. So because I am currently "STAYING HARD" all the time I find it easier to lie on my back, piss in my mouth, then spit it out
The dick slot has been previously discussed.
I just bought some Ex Officio underwear online. I used to get them at Fin & Feather in IC, and live them for their comfort on hiking trips. Now it’s online sales only and I didn’t read the print because I ordered some that had no dick hole. Super comfortable and moisture wicking, but I didn’t sign up for no dick hole.
I think I was maybe 12 or 13 years old the last time I was able to fit my D through the fly hole.
I didn’t know that was a thing grown men could do.
I didn’t know that was a thing grown men could do.
What the? I haven’t “peeked over the fence” since I was 12. I’m amazed adults still do this. The things you learn from HORT!
Bought those once on accident too. Went straight to the goodwill pile. Somebody got some nice new, fresh undies…but no dick hole.
Standing wipers is still the most amazing thing HORT has taught me.
Yeah, that too. So weird. I also didn’t know so many adult men pissed their pants over stupid topics on the regular until HORT.
Why no pants at ankles option? It’s the cleanest method.
This hog ain't going through the fly comfortably. Definitely over the top.
You don’t have to go to the ankle and still not use the fly.
Unbuckling and unzipping takes a LOT less time than trying to do the equivalent of pulling a king size bed through a window.
Not sure about pants around ankles, but I'm not going to unbuckle, unbutton, and unzip just to be able to go up and over,.. And unfortunately, unlike most here, I'm simply not well endowed enough to pull off that maneuver with zipper, button and buckle all in place...
If your binary options are fish it through the dick puzzle or drop trow to the ankles, you need to unlock the world of discovery.
I can fit a pepsi can thru my fly. If you're larger than that my condolences to your lady friend.
It's a shorter route to the urinal to just pull the leg hole of the boxer briefs to the side and pee from the bottom of the underwear.
Depends. Pants with a zipper, through the hole. I'm not unbuttoning, unbuckling, etc. (And lol, your dicks aren't that big). Athletic shorts without a zipper or boxers alone overnight it's over the top.
That’s for a poop. Worked with a very obese guy awhile ago, he always wore a button up shirt and that thing was hung on the outside of the stall door when he was dropping a plop.
Another controversial question would be who has used Alabama wet wipes.
Urban Dictionary: Alabama Wet Wipe
Where you spit on the toilet paper before wiping
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Another controversial question would be who has used Alabama wet wipes.
Urban Dictionary: Alabama Wet Wipe
Where you spit on the toilet paper before wiping
I really had no need to know this...
Listen, sometimes you need a wet wipe. And sometimes there aren't any available. Decisions must be made.Another controversial question would be who has used Alabama wet wipes.
Urban Dictionary: Alabama Wet Wipe
Where you spit on the toilet paper before wiping
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Cleanest? It's the surest way to end up with a bunch of urine (some of it from previous patrons) splashed on/soaked up by your pants. And if you're a belt guy the end of it could easily end up inside the bottom of the urinal or in a puddle.Why no pants at ankles option? It’s the cleanest method.
Does she hand you back your testicles after you're done?
